If somebody would like to buy you

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If somebody wanted to buy you like a footballer(as in own you) what would you do for them?

stupidusername

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i'm not falling for that one

Links234

I'm not for sale.

Hasmunch

They wouldnt own me they would pay my company a silly amount of money (cos im worth it) so i could work for them instead.
Football is only a job afterall

Butterface

Do a little dance, make a little love... whatever they wanted. Although, you're implying that I would be enslaved to them?

Rockery Woman

I would merely serve ornamental purposes, the purchaser would have the pleasure of looking at me :pac:

lucky bugger!

Jen Pigs Fly

Bitch, moan, nag, complain, criticize, insult, annoy and discredit everthing my owner ever did.

let's see them want to own me now

voz es

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!!!!!

TheMilkyPirate

Unfortunately you can't put a price on perfection.

Immaculate Pasta

Erm if I could get to watch a programme I like on the tele, I wouldn't mind doing their ironing for them while I watch it :cool:

Mr.Biscuits

All I can do is play the guitar, so most likely I would just keep do annoying solos, like Hotel California, so they would set me free.

Mr Trade In

Hired Goon.

joshrogan

Everything for my master. I live for one purpose to serve them.

RachaelVO

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Bitch, moan, nag, complain, criticize, insult, annoy and discredit everthing my owner ever did.

let's see them want to own me now

You're talking about marriage are you not?

Plazaman

I would sexually service my mistress, 18 year old Olga and her twin Swedish sister Helga on a daily basis with a lot of rubbin and lickin and touchin and..... oh shut up, if we're talking hypothetical here, I'm doing it on my terms.

Dravokivich

I'd keep a clean sheet, but also insist on a scoring bonus.

:cool: