If you could buy someone...

Rockery Woman

Who would it be?? I'd buy David Boreanaz and stick him on a chair and just stare at him!;)

stupidusername

Stringer Bell....

damn the things that man could do

TheMilkyPirate

Is after hours the human trading center tonight?

sarahbro

Dave Grohl

Immaculate Pasta

Natalie Portman :cool:

SafeSurfer

Michael Lowry, but that would be impossible.

K-9

Faye Dunaway in her day was just absolutely stunning, a work of art!

Renee Olstead, just so so cute:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/29885/845603-renee_olstead_redhead_and_cleavage_ki9hwh5.sized_super.jpg

I'd have to just look, wouldn't want to ruin the innocence. Yeah, right!

drunkmonkey

I'd buy Lucinda Creghton and get her to scubs the floors while sitting in my chair telling her how she'll be able to go out and get a job when Fine Gael deliver the millions of Jobs they've promised.

Pudsy33

K-9 wrote: »

Faye Dunaway in her day was just absolutely stunning, a work of art!

Renee Olstead, just so so cute:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/29885/845603-renee_olstead_redhead_and_cleavage_ki9hwh5.sized_super.jpg

I'd have to just look, wouldn't want to ruin the innocence. Yeah, right!

wow

Doc Ruby

Rachel Luttrell. That is all.

ejmaztec

I'd buy Elton John and donate him for medical research.

ShaunC

Can I have Milla Jovovich in the RE gear, or Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld leathers, ah hell I'm loaded, give me both.

micropig

you:p, and I'd put you on the chair and stare at you:D

Jesus Wept

Carlos Slim. He is worth 74 Billion, if I could buy him - I'd have more than 74 Billion.
Then I wouldn't buy him.

/job done.

Links234

The guy who did the voice of Bender on futurama, and get him to follow me around all day, talking sass and insulting meatbags for me.

Mr.Biscuits

I'd buy Van Morrison and make him sit on my toilet with his acoustic and sing to me while I shower.

K-9

Pudsy33 wrote: »

wow

I know, I love Karen Gillen but Rene has boobs and everything!

Actually, I think I could look at Karen all night, stunning:

http://doctorwhotv.co.uk/meet-karen-gillan-8595.htm

BBC4 are doing a series where she plays a 60's model, suits her to perfection. In interviews she seems to be a star, just dumbstruck at where she is and how beautiful she is. Perfection. I'd want to play with the boobs if they were bigger!

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

I'd buy Van Morrison and make him sit on my toilet with his acoustic and sing to me while I shower.

Can I have Kim Wilde?

policarp

Bertie Ahearne, but everyone knows that Bertie can't be bought.

Fourteen

Sofía Vergara. She could be a laugh and also good for the ride. Happy days.

Mr.Biscuits

K-9 wrote: »

Can I have Kim Wilde?

So that's what you get up to in the shower?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZMaGG_jZHQ

K-9

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

So that's what you get up to in the shower?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZMaGG_jZHQ

My mind was lead astray:

What a difference 30 years makes!


Nah, this was the one I was thinking off, 2nd year in Secondary, the Group Cett lying await, there's a blast from the past:

giles lynchwood

Micheal Noonan.Then I'd put him in a barrel with a goat.

BillyMitchel

Mila Kunis or Juliaanne Moore or Enda Kenny because i'm looking for a new little pet..

Mickey Dazzler

I would buy Bertie, tie him spread eagled to the ground and take a **** in his mouth.

Dyr

giles lynchwood wrote: »

Micheal Noonan.Then I'd put him in a barrel with a goat.

What the f**k did goats ever do to you?

BraziliaNZ

Claire Danes because I'm madly in love with her. And the Olympic Commitee so they could call the stupid thing off.

kincsem

Lionel Messi, and ask him to play for my favourite team.

Loomis

Elvis.
I'd ask him why he threw it all away....

TeddyTedson

I'd probably buy a few midgets and rent them out to people for stags ect.

smash

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Mila Kunis or Juliaanne Moore or Enda Kenny because i'm looking for a new little pet..

I'll buy Mila Kunis to make your choice easier.

jomc

I'd buy the queen, move into buckingham palace, and have her pronounce me as her new successor. And if there was any cheek from that william fellow i'd threaten to turn the U.K. back into a Catholic state, nulify his marriage and have Kate Middleton single again

Darsad

I would buy my wife ! because if I could buy her in theory I could sell her :rolleyes:

Dravokivich

Why buy while you can rent?

Tauriel

I'd buy Antonio Banderas

sensibleken

Id buy that horse that Bravestar had. Then I could ride him round all day and he could destroy my enemies with his Cannon.

Smeggy

I'd buy Dylan Moran (for a laugh)

whitewave

mick hucknall

and then i'd slap him. might charge other people to slap him too, and make my money back plus extra.

KTRIC

ShaunC wrote: »

Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld leathers

You can have her when I'm done. I'm sure that leather suit of hers would wipe down easily :pac:

Beruthiel

Eddie Spears.
http://gmu-aiansa.webs.com/eddie1.jpg

Or, he's not available, his brother Michael.
http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/h/s/hsdf9vzsw6usds9u.jpg

Preferably, both...

Johnny Foreigner

Me.
I would like a double of me, like Uday Hussein had in The Devils Double.
A living twin of yourself.

hefferboi

Beruthiel wrote: »

Eddie Spears.
http://gmu-aiansa.webs.com/eddie1.jpg

Or, he's not available, his brother Michael.
http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/h/s/hsdf9vzsw6usds9u.jpg

Preferably, both...

They look nothing like their sister, Britney.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DKPHrgyA8pQ/ToOgzKx-bzI/AAAAAAAAALs/1fKCg-SbS2o/s1600/Britney+spears+bald+2.jpg

Hank_Jones

24 hours later and the OP has closed their account.

This closed account thing is getting stranger and stranger.

I'd probably buy Bertie Ahern, then charge people turns insulting him etc.

John Doe1

I'd buy the pope and force him to say "the christian god is a myth perpetuated by generations to keep their populations in line, now get on with your life"

OwaynOTT

I'd buy Macho Man Randy Savage and use him as my outside talking voice.

I'd also purchase Bil Murray and force him to do Ghostbusters 3 and Groundhog Day 2.

MisterEpicurus

I'd buy Martin McGuinness and sell him to Unionists

Sean^DCT4

MisterEpicurus wrote: »

I'd buy Martin McGuinness and sell him to Unionists

I'd buy the Unionists and send sell them back to Britain.

ColeTrain

OwaynOTT wrote: »

I'd buy Macho Man Randy Savage and use him as my outside talking voice.

He died man.

K-9

OwaynOTT wrote: »

I'd buy Macho Man Randy Savage and use him as my outside talking voice.

I'd also purchase Bil Murray and force him to do Ghostbusters 3 and Groundhog Day 2.

I think Murray is doing a Depp, except far cooler. Murray is cooler after all, YEP, somebody is cooler than Depp!

We'll get Ghostbusters III, give it a year or two.

Reamer Fanny

Noomi Rapace

af_thefragile

I'ld love to buy a person who could do all my college assignments... Anyone up for it??

Nothingbetter2d

i'd buy Brian Cowen, then tie him to the spire on O'Connell Street so everyone can punch him for fecking up Ireland