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If you could buy someone...

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  • #52
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    Georgia.......Salpa





    /thread.


  • #53
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    hmm, having a hot chick to look at would get boring very quick.

    I think I would go with someone like Rene Redzepi and have him cook for me :)


  • #54
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Id buy Alan Shearer

    Beat him senseless for 6 weeks, barely keeping him alive.

    then Id trade him for Hugh Jackman, who I would keep in a state of constant pain for at least 20 years before I kill him by literally taking a **** down his throat


  • #55
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    kryogen wrote: »
    Id buy Alan Shearer

    Beat him senseless for 6 weeks, barely keeping him alive.

    then Id trade him for Hugh Jackman, who I would keep in a state of constant pain for at least 20 years before I kill him by literally taking a **** down his throat


    Have you ever thought of seeing a psychiatrist?


  • #56
    charlietheminxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    I'd buy Alan Rickman, and get him to read to me every night. That voice.....


  • #57
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Ledger wrote: »
    Have you ever thought of seeing a psychiatrist?

    I have, told me im one of those psychopath types

    Sure you can only play the hand your dealt lad!


  • #58
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    kryogen wrote: »
    I have, told me im one of those psychopath types

    Sure you can only play the hand your dealt lad!

    haha true :D


  • #59
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Ledger wrote: »
    Georgia.......Salpa





    /thread.

    With some duct tape across her mouth


  • #60
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    justryan wrote: »
    With some duct tape across her mouth

    You'd need it for some things...:p


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  • #61
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Kunte Kinte.


  • #62
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Kunte Kinte.

    racist


  • #63
    Datotrunk
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Datotrunk


    I would buy ronaldo back for man united:(


  • #64
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    Ledger wrote: »
    Georgia.......Salpa

    Who? :confused:


  • #65
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    Mal-Adjusted wrote: »
    Who? :confused:

    really??:eek:


  • #66
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Mal-Adjusted wrote: »
    Who? :confused:

    Here


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  • #67
    clintondaly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭clintondaly


    PippaMiddleton

    its a pity i would never see the front of her though


  • #68
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    I'd buy Morgan Freeman so he could narrate my life

    failing that...

    Samuel L. Jackson just a general bad ass to hang out with


  • #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rockery Woman wrote: »
    Who would it be?? I'd buy David Boreanaz and stick him on a chair and just stare at him!;)

    a fine specimen of manlihood. Id tie him to a bed though,as opposed to sticking him on a chair :);)


  • #70
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    I'd buy Barry Manilow in a white suit and make him sing while i squirt ketchup on him...


    i dont know why just seems like a fun thing to do i guess


  • #71
    Eircom_Sucks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭Eircom_Sucks


    id buy enda kenny and bend him over a barrel with no lube and let the country f**k him over and over again till his asre is like the japanese flag instead of him doing us over and over again


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  • #72
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Daniel O'Donnell to sing me to sleep


  • #73
    OwaynOTT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,564 ✭✭✭✭OwaynOTT


    ColeTrain wrote: »
    He died man.

    Ah crap. Okay what about Liesle Nielsen, I'd use him my bodyguard.


  • #74
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    OwaynOTT wrote: »
    Ah crap. Okay what about Liesle Nielsen, I'd use him my bodyguard.

    he's dead too :pac:


  • #75
    OwaynOTT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,564 ✭✭✭✭OwaynOTT


    davet82 wrote: »
    he's dead too :pac:

    Seriously? What happened ran himself over in his own car?

    Okay Jamie Redknapp to analyse everything I literally do.


  • #76
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    OwaynOTT wrote: »
    Seriously? What happened ran himself over in his own car?

    Okay Jamie Redknapp to analyse everything I literally do.

    yup really dead plus i'm gonna go out and shoot jamie redknapp just to piss you off :cool:


  • #77
    cade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭cade


    ShaunC wrote: »
    Can I have Milla Jovovich in the RE gear, or Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld leathers, ah hell I'm loaded, give me both.

    Exact same choice I would make, though I'd also ask for Sienna Guillory in her Jill Valentine outfit too :o

    If I were restricted to someone of my own sex then I'd choose Guy Martin. He's hilarious, seriously every second thing the man says is like a monty python quote :D and it'd be cool to race against him too.


  • #78
    Crooked Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Lily Cole and Zooey Deschanel.
    Either that or i'd buy julia Stiles and order her to shoot herself


  • #79
    Nervous Wreck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    I'd buy an underwhelming tv actor whom I could belittle publicly for being just a minor celebrity.


  • #80
    OwaynOTT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,564 ✭✭✭✭OwaynOTT


    davet82 wrote: »
    yup really dead plus i'm gonna go out and shoot jamie redknapp just to piss you off :cool:

    The plan worked. :cool:


  • #81
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    seeing as we're going down the whole slavery route... I'd buy Gemma Atkinson for obvious reasons.








    (the boobs)


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  • #82
    windy bee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭windy bee


    I'd probably buy Ray D'Aarcy and demand he recreate the Den in my living room so I could dress up as Socky and scare the bejesus out of him and Jenny Kelly


  • #83
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    don't forget to ask him when he's leaving the country, now that Enda is in the big chair ;)


  • #84
    ShaunC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭ShaunC


    WOW, you guys are really sick. That's why I like it here :D


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