Memorable Film Quotes

dark crystal

funnights74 wrote: »

HELP, lol, i know the quote but can't place the film!!

The Italian Job.

funnights74

funnights74 wrote: »

" these go to 11!! ". I could post the whole film it's so good.:D

The first rule of fight club is.....

dr.fuzzenstein

funnights74 wrote: »

HELP, lol, i know the quote but can't place the film!!

Italian Job with Michael Caine.

davet82

Mind if I pull the underwear out of my crack? A man's got to go comfortable.

Penn

Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...
Marty DiBergi: A salesman?
Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.
Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.
Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...
Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.
Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?


Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.


Marty DiBergi: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."
Nigel Tufnel: That's just nitpicking, isn't it?



That film is too f*cking funny

Sindri

Greatest film ever^

Pure genius.

Niles

From Some Kind of Wonderful.

Duncan: I'm here to kick your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and above all, you deserve it. In fact, I think it's safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact.

the purple tin

I'm too old for this ****.

Niles

Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Selina! Selina Kyle, you're fired! And Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?
Catwoman: Because he *is* Batman, you moron!

Batman Returns.

kfallon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0OaeMYTbs4

boobar

"You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you!"

HudSucker Proxy

TheBegotten

"T'is only a flesh wound milord" - Black Knight, The Holy Grail

"Where shall we f*ck off to lord?" Crowd, Life of Brian

Plazaman

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!

You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day Sir!

gdavis

"let me have one of those chesterfields" or something similar!!! dennis hopper in true romance before giving best scene ever with christopher walken,pure cinematic genius

biko

"Soylent Green is people!"

Fizman

"In order to be successful, one must first portray an image of success." - American Beauty

lefthooker

Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Terrorist: Ahhh! Derka derka derka!




We're dicks. We're reckless arrogant stupid dicks.
And the film actors guild are pussies.
And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks cos pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes, assholes who just want to sh1t on everything.
Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they **** too much, or **** when it isn't appropriate.
(Yes Gary, Yes)
And it takes a pussy to show them that!
But sometimes pussies get so full of sh1t that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but i do know that if you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in sh1t

Gary Johnston - Team America World Police

SafeSurfer

Blake: What's the problem, pal?
Dave Moss: You -
[correcting him]
Dave Moss: Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? **** you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

Glengarry Glen Ross

InReality

I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another.

Unforgiven

xoxyx

Take him down Teddy. Take him down. Grrrrrr.

Not sure what movie that was from - maybe it never came from a movie at all. But it sure does sound good.

InReality

.. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard...

Tropic Thunder

Killinator

"Harry, lets face it...and I'm not being funny, I mean no disrespect.....
But you're a c**t, You're a c**t now, you've always been a c**t.....and the only thing that's gonna change is you're gonna become an even bigger c**t...........maybe have some more c**t kids!.."

"Leave my kids f**king out of it, what have they done, you f**king retract that bit about my c**t f**king kids!!!!"

"I retract that bit about you're c**t f**king kids!"

"INSULTING MY F**KING KIDS!!! That's goin overboard mate!!"

"I retracted it, didn't I?..................still leaves you being a c**t"

"I f**king got that!"

:D:D:D:D:D

Alonso77

"I'm running this monkeyfarm now Frankenstein and I wanna know what the **** you're doing with my time!?!"

Captain Rhodes
Day of the Dead 1985

KKkitty

That was a1 Sharon
Georgie bleedin' Burgess
Hey Georgie snip snip
The Snapper.

paddy kerins

White line's in the middle of the road, that's the worst place to drive

They Live

gdavis

where is my hat?............. gabriel byrne millers crossing

gdavis

leads!! cop in lebowski

Loomis

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. "
- Taken

Cork24

Beautiful morning, Sergeant!

What are you a f**king weatherman now?

We were soldiers

Penn

Bullet-Tooth Tony: Boris The Blade?... As in... Boris The Bullet Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?
Bullet-Tooth Tony: ..... because he dodges bullets, Avi....

anhedonia

Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
The Dude: Then you know he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?

Flancrest

You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you.
Taken

Jesus Wept

Flancrest wrote: »

You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you.
Taken

^And for that the rate just went up 10%

Red21

The Thin Red Line
Dead Japanese Soldier

~Are you righteous? Kind? Does your confidence lie in this? Are you loved by all? Know that I was, too. Do you imagine your sufferings will be less because you loved goodness? Truth?
Private Edward P. Train

~One man looks at a dying bird and thinks there's nothing but unanswered pain. That death's got the final word, it's laughing at him. Another man sees that same bird, feels the glory, feels something smiling through it.

Private Witt


~This great evil. Where does it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doin' this? Who's killin' us? Robbing us of life and light. Mockin' us with the sight of what we might've known. Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?

Flancrest

Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself.

Mr Awesome
King of Kong

Flancrest

The-Rigger wrote: »

^And for that the rate just went up 10%

You come to this country, take advantage of the system and think because we are tolerant that we are weak and helpless. Your arrogance offends me. And for that the rate just went up 10%

cock robin

Whitnail & I,
"stop saying that of course he's the fcuking farmer".........

Porter986

Crocodile Dundee:
Teenage Mugger: You got a light, buddy?
Mick Dundee: Yeah, sure kid.
Teenage Mugger: And your wallet!
Sue: Mick, give him your wallet.
Mick Dundee: What for?
Sue: He's got a knife.
Mick Dundee: That's not a knife.
Mick Dundee: THAT's a knife.

Smokey and the Bandit:
Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

firefly08

Fargo:

(This is much much funnier if you've lived in northern MN or ND)

Mr. Mohra: So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."
Officer Olson: Uh-huh.
Mr. Mohra: So he angrily says, "Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'," only he doesn't use the word "jerk."
Officer Olson: I understand.
Mr. Mohra: And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then."
Officer Olson: [chuckles] Ya got that right.
Mr. Mohra: And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age." And then he says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."
Officer Olson: White Bear Lake?
Mr. Mohra: Well... Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption.
Officer Olson: Oh sure.
Mr. Mohra: So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week and she thought I should call it in, so... I called it in. End o' story.

DEFTLEFTHAND

'We don't need no stinking badges.'

The Treasure of Sierra Madre.

aaronjumper

GET TO THE CHOPPAAAA!!!!

-Predator.

dr.fuzzenstein

Porter986 wrote: »

Crocodile Dundee:
Teenage Mugger: You got a light, buddy?
Mick Dundee: Yeah, sure kid.
Teenage Mugger: And your wallet!
Sue: Mick, give him your wallet.
Mick Dundee: What for?
Sue: He's got a knife.
Mick Dundee: That's not a knife.
Mick Dundee: THAT's a knife.

My FAVOURITE pisstake of that scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJcMDG8zjoc

giles lynchwood

U.S custom's agent."Anything to declare sir"
Avi"yeah don't ever go to England"

SNATCH.

wendell borton

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOphFl88U-g

Cú Giobach

Carla Jean Moss: Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?
Ed Tom Bell: Well..... a true story? I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it's a story.

and

Carla Jean Moss: Where'd you get the pistol?
Llewelyn Moss: At the gettin' place.

No Country for old Men.
Many great lines in that film.

mongdesade

"This is a hurley, as used in the Irish game of hurling...a bit like a cross between hockey & murder..."

Jason Statham / The Mechanic

Sindri

Recruits: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
-Full Metal Jacket

Sindri

Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
-Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of **** because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?
-Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing his crotch] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
-Full Metal Jacket

crazygeryy

Airplane

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

crazygeryy

Airplane

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.