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Monday 'Uns

  • 06-02-2012 10:54AM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    My mate phoned me this morning and said

    "I'm really proud of you for turning up at the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting last night."

    I thought "Ah, so that's where I was."

    ____________________

    A young lad is caught stealing soap from the local soap factory.

    When the case comes to court the judge decides to make an example of him to discourage other youths from a life of crime.

    Judge: "Well, what have you to say in your defence?"

    Boy: "Only that I'm sorry your honour." Judge:
    "Hrmph. I sentence you to 10 years hard labour, starting immediately."

    Boy: "But sir, it was only a few bars of cheap soap!"

    Judge: "Consider yourself lucky!--It could have been life boy."
    ____________________

    I phoned the police the other day.

    "What's your emergency?" they asked.

    I said "Two girls are fighting over me and its getting nasty"

    "Okay" she paused "Well what's the problem?"

    "The fat one's winning!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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