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Wahaay! Let's keep it shallow!

AskMyChocolate · 2012-02-06 16:03:29

So, AHers, I've noticed a creeping seriousness. An uninvited depth to a lot of threads. Dare I say it? Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are). It's time to fight back. And so, I open this thread to all AHers to come up with the most ridiculous thread title, that might bring some of the…

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So, AHers, I've noticed a creeping seriousness. An uninvited depth to a lot of threads. Dare I say it? Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

It's time to fight back. And so, I open this thread to all AHers to come up with the most ridiculous thread title, that might bring some of the light-heartednessness back to AH.

And, for the record, a sideboard is my favourite piece of furniture, Paris Hilton is a woman who I thoroughly dislike yet would still nail, and I still think that a blackcurrant is the least trustworthy fruit.

*mental note/ Must set Hilton up with blackcurrant*

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#2 06-02-2012 5:05pm

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AskMyChocolate wrote: »

So, AHers, I've noticed a creeping seriousness. An uninvited depth to a lot of threads. Dare I say it? Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

It's time to fight back. And so, I open this thread to all AHers to come up with the most ridiculous thread title, that might bring some of the light-heartednessness back to AH.

And, for the record, a sideboard is my favourite piece of furniture, Paris Hilton is a woman who I thoroughly dislike yet would still nail, and I still think that a blackcurrant is the least trustworthy fruit.

*mental note/ Must set Hilton up with blackcurrant*

*strokes beard and says "Hhmm..."*

*retrieves saddle*

*gets on high horse*

Racist!!

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#3 06-02-2012 5:07pm

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Weirdest thing you've ever put on your genitals!

Expect plenty of responses saying, "Yore Ma" tho :rolleyes:

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#4 06-02-2012 5:09pm

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kfallon wrote: »

Weirdest thing you've ever put in your genitals!

FYP.

OT,

"Living people you wish were aborted."
"Would you, or have you, ever given a rimjob."

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#5 06-02-2012 5:10pm

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Freddie Starr ate my fcukin hamster!

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#6 06-02-2012 5:10pm

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#7 06-02-2012 5:13pm

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AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

Or a level of maturity some posters get into.

what... with all them mature dating site adds flashing away.

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#8 06-02-2012 5:13pm

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The Definitive Poo Thread (POO TALK ONLY - MOD NOTE POST #13)

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#9 06-02-2012 5:14pm

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That thread a while back about the chick with the spot on her arse was hilarious.

Edit: this one - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73149322

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#10 06-02-2012 5:15pm

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Dravokivich wrote: »

Or a level of maturity some posters get into.

what... with all them mature dating site adds flashing away.

Funny things that happened while you were shaving your nuts

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#11 06-02-2012 5:16pm

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Lets talk about sex baby!

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#12 06-02-2012 5:16pm

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Duggy747 wrote: »

[COLOR="Blue"]The Definitive Poo Thread (POO TALK ONLY - MOD NOTE POST #13)[/COLOR]

Do you think it's okay to eat da poo poo?

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#13 06-02-2012 5:16pm

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smash wrote: »

That thread a while back about the chick with the spot on her arse was hilarious.

Edit: this one - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=73149322

I can never take her political postings serious ever since then!

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#14 06-02-2012 5:17pm

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Gummy Panda wrote: »

Do you think it's okay to eat da poo poo?

Depends what she ate :pac:

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#15 06-02-2012 5:17pm

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You'll get loads of right-wing people in here if you're seeking shallowness.

Either that or dole scroungers. Dole should be halved.

Then there's the bond holders/bankers/speculators.. 'tis a shallow grave they should be in.

What about the public service? Shure they'd have the time on their hands for shallowness.

And lefties? Don't talk to me - shure they think money comes from thin air.

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#16 06-02-2012 5:18pm

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kfallon wrote: »

I can never take her political postings serious ever since then!

Can one of the mods please reopen that thread?

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#17 06-02-2012 5:23pm

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Yore ma.

(I'm kickin' it oldschool!)

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#19 06-02-2012 5:25pm

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Can we have a "Know your camel toe" pic thread?

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#20 06-02-2012 5:27pm

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AskMyChocolate wrote: »

So, AHers, I've noticed a creeping seriousness. An uninvited depth to a lot of threads. Dare I say it? Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

In AH you can have a silly thread and a more serious themed thread side by side. For me, that is the beauty of AH, the lack of definition. So don't ruin it OP.

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#21 06-02-2012 5:28pm

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Which Historical figure does your mickey/gee remind you of? :P

Mine will be The Dubliners soon if I don't do a bit of trimming ffs :rolleyes:

:pac:

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#22 06-02-2012 5:36pm

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kfallon wrote: »

Which Historical figure does your mickey/gee remind you of? :P

The Grand Old Duke of York: cus when it's up, it's up. But when it's down, it's down.

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#23 06-02-2012 5:49pm

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kfallon wrote: »

Which Historical figure does your mickey/gee remind you of? :P

Mine will be The Dubliners soon if I don't do a bit of trimming ffs :rolleyes:

:pac:

Karl Marx - short, shrivelled and always to the left. :pac:

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#24 06-02-2012 5:52pm

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foxyboxer wrote: »

Karl Marx - short, shrivelled and always to the left. :pac:

Definitely the least funny of the Marx brothers

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#25 06-02-2012 8:17pm

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AskMyChocolate wrote: »

So, AHers, I've noticed a creeping seriousness. An uninvited depth to a lot of threads. Dare I say it? Even a level of maturity in certain posters (ye know who ye are).

It's time to fight back. And so, I open this thread to all AHers to come up with the most ridiculous thread title, that might bring some of the light-heartednessness back to AH.

And, for the record, a sideboard is my favourite piece of furniture, Paris Hilton is a woman who I thoroughly dislike yet would still nail, and I still think that a blackcurrant is the least trustworthy fruit.

*mental note/ Must set Hilton up with blackcurrant*

OP , I learned a long time ago not to believe half the lies told in this place.

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#26 06-02-2012 8:33pm

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doncarlos wrote: »

Definitely the least funny of the Marx brothers

Moe was the funnier one ...

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#27 06-02-2012 8:48pm

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What's the most you've been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I'm sure that's probably been done before actually.

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#28 06-02-2012 8:55pm

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The King of Moo wrote: »

What's the most you've been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I'm sure that's probably been done before actually.

It has. I think the answer was about three fiddy.

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#29 06-02-2012 8:56pm

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#30 06-02-2012 8:58pm

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...Hey! some say my name?!

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Whahey! wrote: »

...Hey! some say my name?!

No.
Nobody did.

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#32 06-02-2012 9:01pm

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

No.
Nobody did.

Oh OK then. Grouch.

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silly threads always get moved to the nest :mad: this place does need more fun threads.

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#35 06-02-2012 9:36pm

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The King of Moo wrote: »

What's the most you've been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I'm sure that's probably been done before actually.

Also I accidently a word too.

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#36 06-02-2012 9:40pm

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What's the best shallow end of a swimming pool you've been in?

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The King of Moo wrote: »

What's the best shallow end of a swimming pool you've been in?

The one in Mayfield in Cork City had a nappy, an empty can of Lilt and a Turtles colouring book in it a few years ago.

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#38 14-02-2012 7:15am

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Chuck Stone wrote: »

You'll get loads of right-wing people in here if you're seeking shallowness.

Either that or dole scroungers. Dole should be halved.

Then there's the bond holders/bankers/speculators.. 'tis a shallow grave they should be in.

What about the public service? Shure they'd have the time on their hands for shallowness.

And lefties? Don't talk to me - shure they think money comes from thin air.

Aye, I knew 'twere only a matter of time before y'brought your anti-worker, pinko-conservative neo-something agenda in here.

Aye.

Aye.

And when there's no more rope to be spun, who are y'going to hang then?

Y'll have no hangmen left.

Aye.

Aye.

Although, I do like your artisan-flavoured cheese.

Aye, 'tis good cheese, but, where do you think the crackers came from???

Aye.

Aye.

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Into which I tentatively dip my toe.

No plunging headfirst, just as well for your pool is lacking depth, tepid and like a guppy soup - touchè.

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