Whats the funniest theorie/conspiracy you have heard?

Phill Ewinn

The_Goose135 wrote: »

Was on a course with some but who tried to convince me all the money in the world is controlled by one family and they run the whole show.

Its scary when these people are sitting across from you and not the other end of the web!!

Some but?? What's a but? Like someone with a nice but? Someone who looked like a but?? WTF

buyer95

Riddle101 wrote: »

Yeah sounds almost as ridiculous as 2Pac, much like Andy Kaufman faked their own deaths. In Kaufman's case, it was all a prank, in 2Pac it was because he used the quote "The end justifies the means".

Also the whole Paul Mccartney dies years ago and was replaced by a look-a-like thing is another theory believed by some of these idiot. Speaking on the beatles, let us not forget that John Lennon was killed by the Illuminati for trying to reveal to the world, discreetly the truth of the new world order...

Freefaller

That eggs scream when you hit them with a knife. No word of a lie, it was on CoasttoCoast Am on an american radio station.

Conor108

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw

MaxSteele

Anyone ever heard that hilarious one about Islam being a religion of Peace ??

You know the one that worships a war mongering paedophile who married a nine year old.
The one that abuses womens rights, calls for stoning of women who commit adultery/apostacy, hanging of homosexuals. The one that causes numerous wars in places which border countries of religious/cultural differences like the Caucasus regions of Ingushetia, Chechnya in Russia, Sub-saharan Africa - Sudan, Darfur, Nigeria, Somalia, Chad. Kashmir region of India, Western China, The Phillipines, Kyrgyzstan, "Palestine". The one that ignores indigenous laws and customs and tries to push for Shariah courts, claims to be against terrorism and is a majority of moderates who coincidentally does not protest publicly about terrorist atrocities in Madrid, New York, London. The one that helped create a made up response to perfectly, credible religious criticism in the name of "islamophobia"? You know that religion which has caused riots in Malmo, Paris, Bradford, London, Luton and spits hate at home coming parades for british troops, all the while expecting to be looked after by the state and treated as equals? The one that preaches the death of the "non - believer". The religion that caused worldwide global tension and civil unrest over a simple cartoon which led to unnecessary death and riots? The religion which asks for special treatment and expects Europe to accept ignorance and backward, Medieval beliefs? You know that oppresive, political, social ideology which hides behind the term "religion" to push a global agenda? That religion which breaks Irish and European laws in concern to the cruel and callous way animals are slaughtered under the name "Halal meat". You know that draconian, narrow minded, domineering culture which hides behind racism and discrimination when questioned on it's violations of western laws and culture?

Yeah I know it is hilarious, but it's widely accepted, very popular myth indeed unfortuantely

al28283

MaxSteele wrote: »

Anyone ever heard that hilarious one about Islam being a religion of Peace ??

You know the one that worships a war mongering paedophile who married a nine year old.
The one that abuses womens rights, calls for stoning of women who commit adultery/apostacy, hanging of homosexuals. The one that causes numerous wars in places which border countries of religious/cultural differences like the Caucasus regions of Ingushetia, Chechnya in Russia, Sub-saharan Africa - Sudan, Darfur, Nigeria, Somalia, Chad. Kashmir region of India, Western China, The Phillipines, Kyrgyzstan, "Palestine". The one that ignores indigenous laws and customs and tries to push for Shariah courts, claims to be against terrorism and is a majority of moderates who coincidentally does not protest publicly about terrorist atrocities in Madrid, New York, London. The one that helped create a made up response to perfectly, credible religious criticism in the name of "islamophobia"? You know that religion which has caused riots in Malmo, Paris, Bradford, London, Luton and spits hate at home coming parades for british troops, all the while expecting to be looked after by the state and treated as equals? The one that preaches the death of the "non - believer". The religion that caused worldwide global tension and civil unrest over a simple cartoon which led to unnecessary death and riots? The religion which asks for special treatment and expects Europe to accept ignorance and backward, Medieval beliefs? You know that oppresive, political, social ideology which hides behind the term "religion" to push a global agenda? That religion which breaks Irish and European laws in concern to the cruel and callous way animals are slaughtered under the name "Halal meat". You know that draconian, narrow minded, domineering culture which hides behind racism and discrimination when questioned on it's violations of western laws and culture?

Yeah I know it is hilarious, but it's widely accepted, very popular myth indeed unfortuantely

That's a religion you're thinking of, not really relevant here

MaxSteele

al28283 wrote: »

That's a religion you're thinking of, not really relevant here

All due respect, were talking about conspiracy theories..and islam in my opinion reeks of them.

al28283

MaxSteele wrote: »

All due respect, were talking about conspiracy theories..and islam in my opinion reeks of them.

perhaps, but it's not in itself a conspiracy theory. And none of the things you mentioned are funny

MaxSteele

al28283 wrote: »

perhaps, but it's not in itself a conspiracy theory. And none of the things you mentioned are funny

Suppose you're right...I wasn't trying to be funny at all..I'm dead serious in what I said.