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What kind of script would you write for a 5 min short film?

DyldeBrill · 2012-02-09 15:01:19

I'm currently writing a script at the moment for a proposed short film.Nearly there, but I have absolute writers block! It'll come though! Share your ideas here, might give me a bit of inspiration.I can tell you the storyline of mine too, if you are interested :)

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#52 09-02-2012 8:23pm

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DyldeBrill wrote: »

My first script is a man who is a helper who looks after the disabled.He is a heavy drinker, lives on his own and has never been married.He mistreats these people that he looks after, pushing them, insulting them, he basically has no time for them.

I'm just saying except for the living alone bit, that is me, I will sue you for basically stealing my life and putting it on film. :pac:

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#53 16-02-2012 3:32pm

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Seachmall wrote: »

Plagiarism just ain't cool, man.

Not plagiarism, just wanted to get the word back out for this masterpiece. I take no credit for it.

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#54 16-02-2012 3:59pm

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Get a fanny into it and youll be up for an oscar nomination

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#55 17-02-2012 3:18pm

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No script....make it a silent movie....saves on the hassle and as we hear you can get an oscar for best script on a silent film...whoulda known lol

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#56 17-02-2012 3:28pm

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He Saw he came and he drilled her.

The best porno is usually 5 minutes long and killer dialog is not necessary and it will be watched.

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#57 17-02-2012 3:28pm

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Holes: Gravedigger who moonlights as a pornstar. :cool:

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#58 17-02-2012 7:59pm

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DyldeBrill wrote: »

I'm currently writing a script at the moment for a proposed short film.Nearly there, but I have absolute writers block! It'll come though!

Share your ideas here, might give me a bit of inspiration.I can tell you the storyline of mine too, if you are interested

How about an angstridden aspiring scriptwriter is offered a big opportunity but is suffering writer's cramp and facing an impending but very important deadline for a new script. Deciding against better judgement, willingly becomes embroiled initially but unknowingly online with shady characters who have managed to set a devious trap under the pretence of offering help.

All starts well until relentless and cunning deceit takes hold, and..... well you can guess the rest...:eek:

PS are you writing a script for Paddy S?

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#59 17-02-2012 8:49pm

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Man getting hit in groin with football

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#60 17-02-2012 8:56pm

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Disliked fat man gets bludgeoned to death with balls of own sh1t.

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#61 17-02-2012 10:04pm

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Gingermagic wrote: »

No script....make it a silent movie....saves on the hassle and as we hear you can get an oscar for best script on a silent film...whoulda known lol

waaayyy ahead of you on that one

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