I let a cat in

Sindri

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

If you're in Dublin of course, otherwise the Liffey idea is ****e.

The Liffey does not originate in Dublin. In fact it is 5 minutes from my house and I'm in Kildare.

BunShopVoyeur

Sindri wrote: »

The Liffey does not originate in Dublin. In fact it is 5 minutes from my house and I'm in Kildare.

I see............check mate to you sir.

Geekness1234

I let a kitten into my house once,ran under my couch and then did a huge fart,followed by an equally bad Sh!te.Following morning it ran off.
Never Again.

BunShopVoyeur

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I always hate the way people joke about being cruel to cats. why hate the kitty?

I hate the kitty because the kitty hates me. I can sense the fecker stealing my soul!

Sindri

Geekness1234 wrote: »

I let a kitten into my house once,ran under my couch and then did a huge fart,followed by an equally bad Sh!te.Following morning it ran off.
Never Again.

That's right, blame the cute innocent kitten for your poor bowel control.

staker

Is it illegal to shoot someone else's cat with an air gun?

dfx-

cloptrop wrote: »

He is now banned from the house , but sits out the back garden eyeballing me whenever I have a smoke at the back door.

http://blog.wtfconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/soon-cat.jpg
http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/soon_chihuahua_cat.jpg?w=720

You should not take on a cat, it will win:cool:

lesserspottedchloe

Shooting cats with airguns?!

Not sure about the legality but one thing I do know is that it's only something an unfeeling red-neck idiot would do, probably one with a small weenie! :pac:

Cats get spooked in unfamiliar teritory and can be quite dangerous but all it takes is a good scare (roar at him/clap your hands loudly!) and maybe a splash of water-he'll be gone.simples.

A close family friend of mine has a cat that was hurt badly and made totally blind by some crazy loser of a neighbour that shot at his eyes with an airgun. She's 13 and has severe learning difficulties, that cat is her best friend and a constant source of comfort for her. You can imagine how upset she was..or maybe you can't :rolleyes:

All joking aside, it is a bit weird to imagine a cat is trying to kill you!

Naomi00

Uh, not the air rifle anyway. you'd get at least fined for animal cruelty if not arrested I think.


Cats scratching people isn't 'shocking' or anything lol, give it into the ISPCA if you're that scared of a cat.

flanders1979

Get a dog. Not a ghey one, but it must hate pussy.

Seomra Mushie

cloptrop wrote: »

I was never a cat person. I just think they are always plotting against you. My girlfriend is however.

Plotting against you? :P

OneOfThem Stumbled

cloptrop wrote: »

He started racing in everytime I opened the door.

A neighbour's cat once demanded to be let in (actually waited at the door and when opened, scooted in). The cat checked out every room and gave a review of each (not crazy with the decor, liked the stairs and hallway, was impressed with the space. A bit non-plussed about storage). Then left. Didn't put in any offer

crosstownk

My OH has a cat. I hate it and it hates me which suits me fine. It won't even come in from bad weather if I'm in the house - so I have won.

We fell out after the cat pissed in the clothes dryer. The fúcker.

smash

So how's her chest?

Chuck Stone

A lot of pussies in this thread...

.. and then there's the cats.

mattjack

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_meat.

antodeco

Feed it alkaselser and it'll explode...!


Wait.. Pigeons?

Fluorescence

Why the hell would you let a neighbour's cat in to begin with?

al28283

cloptrop wrote: »

I was never a cat person. I just think they are always plotting against you. My girlfriend is however.

why is your girlfriend always plotting against you?

Super-Rush

You could always kick it in the face.

stupidusername

antodeco wrote: »

Wait.. Pigeons?

Is this meant to be a question?

kojack

Invest in one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mux9dl8RO6c

cloptrop

fluorescence wrote: »

Why the hell would you let a neighbour's cat in to begin with?

Ive a one year old thats amazed by them , he called him wow wow <he didnt know it wasnt a dog>

Yakult

Who let the cat in?
















Meow.. meow, meow.

Shifty11

id let it into the gaf, then lash it in the freezer for a few days and hope for the best.

cassi

cloptrop wrote: »

He is now banned from the house , but sits out the back garden eyeballing me whenever I have a smoke at the back door.

That cat has you sussed! Watch your back OP. WATCH YOUR BACK!!

Millicent

Meh, this is tangentially related and makes me giggle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY0KD0WdNR8

Find the cat an evil villain to pair up with, would be my point here, I guess.

kylith

Grab the cat and put it in a box. Take it back to its owner and say that it's taken to hanging around your house and that you wouldn't mind but now it's scratched your girlfriend really badly. Tell them to keep it in their garden, cos if you see it in yours again its next trip will be to a shelter.

Jesus Wept

It's someone else's pet, why the **** is she feeding it?

AeoNGriM

RichieC wrote: »

If the cat goes bonkers when you pick it up donr let it near chilren. Easy to underestimate the damage they can do. They are small panters.

Like midget porn stars?

CrazyRabbit

Hmm..airguns mentioned multiple times in a thread about cats and the entire airsoft forum hasn't descended on the thread yet...how odd.


Cats are easily scared and their claws instinctivly come out when it happens. They are very unlikely to deliberately claw at you. Just be gentle with them, and make no sudden movements and you'll be fine. I learned my lesson very quickly.

They love exploring and want to examine everything, which is cute and leads to some funny moments. But they do have some bad habits though. They scratch furniture and carpets whilst 'stretching their claws', and can get under your feet...especially on stairs.

They can also be extremely affectionate & needy. My cats constantly jump up onto my lap, or snuggle up against me. I've never been an animal person, but I do like having the cats around.

Gmol

We seem to have four cats now , in fact one was knocked down and killed last Tuesday,the next day another cat came along and replaced it, I don't like cats

Splinter

about 5 years ago, my then girlfriend started feeding a neighbours cat. the cat is still in our place now... refuses to leave. neighbours have moved and all

Nothingbetter2d

stick celotape on the cat's head or back and enjoy the hilarity

Also some on the rear paw

Nothingbetter2d

Splinter wrote: »

about 5 years ago, my then girlfriend started feeding a neighbours cat. the cat is still in our place now... refuses to leave. neighbours have moved and all

i bet you have no mice though

I Heart Internet

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's someone else's pet, why the **** is she feeding it?

Agree 1000% with this.

We have a cat as a pet. Wasn't my idea but I'm fairly fond of her now. She's gone missing a few times for up to 10 days. People must have been feeding her during these times for her to stay away so long.

Bottom line - if a cat has a collar or looks nice and healthy and cared for - it's someones pet. Don't feed it and confuse it. Get your own ****ing cat.

:mad:

downwithpeace

Never feed a cat you don't own because it will take ownership of you.

PrincessLola

TheZohan wrote: »

Air rifle. Cats are vermin.

They're not. They kill vermin though.

My cats a bad-ass, saw him eat an entire rat whole once, bones and all, just didn't give a f*ck.

ronnie3585

Don't bother with the airgun, bucket o'water does the trick.

Sean Quagmire

I got banned from the Airsoft forum for asking this question about 3 years ago

Chairman Meow

Op sucks at cats. Ive got a damn army of strays i feed and have even tamed a couple of them enough to be lapcats. Cats are ****ing sweet.

lividduck

If the OP is not careful the cat will abandon him!:D

Joeface

Well never got the whole cat hate thing.

anyway 2 things you can do .

1. get the cat to follow you to a neighbors house and start feeding him there.
eventually he/she will just stay over there

2. Accept it . Handy to keep mice and rats away. and even the most anti cat person eventually turns. so they are not the loyalist of creatures neither are humans. i mean just look at that face http://www.meh.ro/original/2009_09/meh.ro1162.jpg

DEFTLEFTHAND

Cats are territorial animals so he regards your garden as part of his turf. I can understand you not wanting him in the house but like others have suggested throwing a glass water at him should discourage that habit.

On the bright side he'll keep your property vermin free.

staker

I've a neighbour's cat constantly shtiitting in my garden. If he's some cat-lover's pet, why don't they take better care of him? He's even puked out the back of a shed, I guess he was having an off day.
Same cat sometimes sleeps under my bonnet on the battery come cold weather, and the smell of piss after him is putrid.
Seriously, I don't know who owns the cat, I don't want to do an owner out of a pet by calling the ISPCA, don't want the aggro of an ISPCA van being seen calling to my address by the owners or neighbours.
Is there any repellant or electric fence I can put up?

gbee

cloptrop wrote: »

Should I get an air rifle or just ignore him . Im in two minds . .

Or a Caterpult !!! both work. Also mouse traps and pepper normal and spray.

Cats are fiendish and hold a grudge forever, so be warned, you need to be brutal to scare the living daylights out of him so he won't come back.

Standard Toaster

Most importantly, how's the misses's chest doing??

/meow meow

gbee

Joeface wrote: »

Handy to keep mice and rats away.

Most pet cats won't hunt [anymore] except for garden birds which they like, mice are too much of a challenge for them now, and rats, well the cat tends to run away from them, it'd be one mean tommy that would tackle a rat.

V Eight

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Don't bother with the airgun, bucket o'water does the trick.

this is true.....the water works.....

idunnoshur

There's a bit of hypocrisy here, when I started the thread about the dog I had abuse flung at me. This man write about shooting a cat and it seems that everyone thinks its hilarious.