Did you ever get caught fapping by your parents/friends/other?

John Doe1

I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

kfallon

No!

I was good at it

My name is URL

No, thank fcuk :pac:

blatantrereg

John Doe1 wrote: »

I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

**** in front of your mother is pretty sick alright

Mr. Rager

Did you ever finish that fap?

stupidusername

John Doe1 wrote: »

I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

:eek::D really? awkward!

never did it when I was younger, so nope never been caught. nearest would be being heard by the housemate

kfallon

John Doe1 wrote: »

I got caught by the cock by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

FYP

She was damn right :pac:

John Doe1

fjsanchez wrote: »

Did you ever finish that fap?

I stared her straight in the eye and said "this ones for you"










not reeally

RichieC

Id imagine 99.99% of the time you wont realise you were sneard.. They'll facepalm and creep off.

Chuck Stone

That'll teach you to be thrashing the cock off yourself while you're breast feeding from yore ma you sick sick man.

flanders1979

As a young fella the cock may be sensitive but your ears must be more sensitive

TeddyTedson

Of course, she cleaned my sheets for years!
I have a UV light in my old room and it just glows all over.
I wonder how many gallons of semen were splashed all over the house!

senorwipesalot

John Doe1 wrote: »

I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

Yes,I have also been caught by your mother.

Sindri

Gawd no, I had a full proof system. I was close once with a face full of make-up thrashing it out to some 'kinky' shit on the computer downstairs. Any one could've walked in but I suppose part of me wanted to get caught...

pragmatic1

Yes caught by my mother too. The horror.

Gummy Panda

One my mates got caught looking at porn. He had a pair of big headphones on and was knocking one out. He sees something in the corner of his eye and his uncle was there in the doorway.

This only happened 2 years ago so not when he was a teenager :pac::pac:

Abi

Nope, never been caught, or ever close to it. I need to start living on the edge.

kfallon

Gummy Panda wrote: »

One my mates got caught looking at porn. He had a pair of big headphones on and was knocking one out. He sees something in the corner of his eye and his uncle was there in the doorway.

This only happened 2 years ago so not when he was a teenager :pac::pac:

Seriously what kind of fookwit puts headphones on when fapping? :rolleyes:

The rule is, "Down with trousers? Down with volume!"

Gummy Panda

Abi wrote: »

Nope, never been caught, or ever close to it. I need to start living on the edge.

Just don't go all Japanese and think the seats beside the window of McDonalds are appropriate.

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

The rule is, "Down with trousers? Down with volume!"

Oh and fap with your 3 eyes open :pac:

Abi

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just don't go all Japanese and think the seats beside the window of McDonalds are appropriate.

Nah. Was thinking more along the lines of the local primary school.

Gummy Panda

Abi wrote: »

Nah. Was thinking more along the lines of the local primary school.

Stay away from my turf! :mad::mad:

Dimithy

Was caught by my mother once. She asked did I want to watch her or my sister doing that kind of stuff...which was weird.

barone

Gannicus

Nearly caught once or twice by the aul lad. He never knocked on the door.

Me sisters mate may have seen me. I'm not sure about that, but the subject was never mentioned. Shame but she was really fit.

Jen Pigs Fly

No

I was sneaky and was home alone a lot

steddyeddy

My flatmate always used a vibrator. I could hear her as her room was next to mine! I knew it couldnt be an electric toothbrush as her teeth were filthy!

kfallon

Big Steve wrote: »

Me sisters mate may have seen me. I'm not sure about that, but the subject was never mentioned. Shame but she was really fit.

She obviously didn't like the cut of your jib jizz :pac:

John Doe1

steddyeddy wrote: »

My flatmate always used a vibrator. I could here her as her room was next to mine! I knew it couldnt be an electric toothbrush as her teeth were filthy!

nice:cool:

Jen Pigs Fly

Got caught by an ex once actually.

Only time it's not a bad thing to get caught

steddyeddy

John Doe1 wrote: »

nice:cool:

Sure was she was brazillian!

token101

Once on a plane I whipped my lad out in front of a female journo and starting beating out a merry tune. I can't remember it though, too much Nurofen and wine. As a prominent radio DJ, I had to go apologise to her. Like she hadn't seen a one eyed milkman before :rolleyes:

steddyeddy

steddyeddy wrote: »

My flatmate always used a vibrator. I could here her as her room was next to mine! I knew it couldnt be an electric toothbrush as her teeth were filthy!

Maybe it was, just handle first! :pac:

twistedsoul

Danger **** there the best !

Gareth2011

Both parents walked in on me when I was sitting down on chair at seperate times and I couldn't do anything except try to cover up but sure they could still see my ass to the side and im sure they knew plus my face was prob red I could feel the heat off it .

steddyeddy

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Got caught by an ex once actually.

Only time it's not a bad thing to get caught

I also caught an girl doing it after a wedding party. She didnt stop all she said is "I didnt score so Im going to do THIS!!" which made me start laughing and ruin any chance of joining in!

steddyeddy

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe it was, just handle first! :pac:

Explains the dirty teeth really!

gbee

Talk about being young, at least I could hear people and try and escape ... I'm ageing very early and I don't hear low sounds at all .... :mad:

Jen Pigs Fly

steddyeddy wrote: »

I also caught an girl doing it after a wedding party. She didnt stop all she said is "I didnt score so Im going to do THIS!!" which made me start laughing and ruin any chance of joining in!

She could have at least had the decency to even act ashamed.

Brazen harlot
:pac:

Sindri

I masturbated once on a golf course. God the passions of youth.

Gannicus

kfallon wrote: »

She obviously didn't like the cut of your jib jizz :pac:

Don't know. It was pre money shot. I was in the living room, she rang the doorbell. Not sure if she saw me as she got passed the living room window before pressing the bell.

steddyeddy

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

She could have at least had the decency to even act ashamed.

Brazen harlot
:pac:

She had a choice of acting ashamed or keep going either one would have made me laugh out of akwardness really!

Gummy Panda

steddyeddy wrote: »

I also caught an girl doing it after a wedding party. She didnt stop all she said is "I didnt score so Im going to do THIS!!" which made me start laughing and ruin any chance of joining in!

At least she was honest about her intentions.

Jen Pigs Fly

steddyeddy wrote: »

She had a choice of acting ashamed or keep going either one would have made me laugh out of akwardness really!

She could have easily have jumped you declaring 'You will HAVE to do'.

Or cry, girls don't like being rejected.

Awkward is a safe medium.

marty1985

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Got caught by an ex once actually.

Only time it's not a bad thing to get caught

It's always awkward when you meet an ex, isn't it? I'd say the fact that you were masturbating made it extra awkward.

Jen Pigs Fly

marty1985 wrote: »

It's always awkward when you meet an ex, isn't it? I'd say the fact that you were masturbating made it extra awkward.

Wasn't an ex at the time.

steddyeddy

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

She could have easily have jumped you declaring 'You will HAVE to do'.

Or cry, girls don't like being rejected.

Awkward is a safe medium.

Yes like a robot! YOU will HAVE to do THIS!! I wasnt rejecting her I was laughing at the situation! It went from nice drinks with the in laws to a girl telling me that she really had to do THAT!

Gummy Panda

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

She could have easily have jumped you declaring 'You will HAVE to do'.

Like Sharon out of the Snapper.

"Is that you squeaking, steddyeddy?"

Quandary

Sindri wrote: »

I masturbated once on a golf course. God the passions of youth.

Must have been one sexy golf course!

Gannicus

One of the lads did it on the sofa one night not realising his mates cousin was asleep on the other sofa. she woke up screamed and ran down the street.

We can often hear me mates ma getting nailed or feeding the donkey while we're in the living room directly below her. (in the middle of the day)

Jen Pigs Fly

steddyeddy wrote: »

Yes like a robot! YOU will HAVE to do THIS!! I wasnt rejecting her I was laughing at the situation! It went from nicedrinks with the in laws to a girl telling me that she really had to do THAT!

Nah was thinking more along the lines of 'Why should I have to masturbate when there is someone with a perfectly functional (I hope) penis standing there awkwardly, STICK IT IN ME'.

More along those lines.