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Shambolic,Lazy Police Work.

  • 10-02-2012 12:41am
    #1
    JustAThought
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭


    Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded. What examples of slovenly, inept police " work " have you had, and have you had any success on complaining.


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  • #2
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    JustAThought wrote: »
    Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded.

    What?


  • #3
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Shambolic, lazy OP.

    Not even an example to start off!


  • #4
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    I think this might be one of the usual lets slate the guards threads.


    what yuo ned 2 duu is reeed awl the udder treds abowt dis subject. ders lowads boi


  • #5
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I found an example of a slovenly, inept sentence structure in the opening post.


  • #6
    SteoL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭SteoL


    JustAThought wrote: »
    Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded. What examples of slovenly, inept police " work " have you had, and have you had any success on complaining.

    I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.


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  • #7
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    SteoL wrote: »
    I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.

    you had a key in your arse? If you couldnt get it out would you "ring" the doorbell?


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    This one time I was on duty in LA and some lad called Rodney King was drunk and speeding. Me and the boys pulled him from his car and gave him some smacks.

    Don't think he ever reported it though because we heard no more about it.


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    SteoL wrote: »
    I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.

    They didn't find it or they just weren't too fussed about searching the anus of a crack head?


  • #10
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    I like the word shambolic.


  • #11
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    You better run OP, the Gardai are on their way to arrest you for talking sh1te. Alternatively, you could become a Shepherd?


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  • #12
    SteoL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭SteoL


    seanybiker wrote: »
    SteoL wrote: »
    I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.

    you had a key in your arse? If you couldnt get it out would you "ring" the doorbell?

    Key = kilo. Get with the lingo man ;). :)


  • #13
    Arthurdaly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Arthurdaly


    JustAThought wrote: »
    Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded. What examples of slovenly, inept police " work " have you had, and have you had any success on complaining.

    Sleep it off boy!!


  • #14
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    SteoL wrote: »
    Key = kilo. Get with the lingo man ;). :)

    I know I know. Thanks for ruining my completely crap joke. sniff sniff :(


  • #15
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    SteoL wrote: »
    Key = kilo. Get with the lingo man ;). :)

    A fucking kilo of crack up your arse?

    Fuck me - you must have a hole on you like the Suez Canal.


  • #16
    SteoL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭SteoL


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    SteoL wrote: »
    I was once stopped and searched with a key of crack up my arse and they never found it.

    They didn't find it or they just weren't too fussed about searching the anus of a crack head?

    I've heard cavity searches is their favourite part of the job. Mine is perhaps too large to search through. If I had a € for every buttplug lost........... ;). :)

    Edit for the record I am not nor have I ever been a crack addict


  • #17
    Dr. Manhattan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Dr. Manhattan


    JustAThought wrote: »
    Being a gaurd is not an easy job, nor all they all a step off useless, inept and jaded. What examples of slovenly, inept police " work " have you had, and have you had any success on complaining.

    This looks like it should be written on a blackboard with the writing gradually getting more illegible, then suddenly turning into a diagonal line towards the bottom corner, forming an arrow pointing at the now limp body of the OP still clutching the chalk.


  • #18
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    I killed a guy once. The lazy pricks still havnt caught me.


  • #19
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,429 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    I killed a guy once. The lazy pricks still havnt caught me.

    If you only killed him once they're probably not too bothered.


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