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  • 10-02-2012 10:36am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Why does Margaret Thatcher always tell her chauffeur to switch off the sat-nav?

    Because every time they drive past a cemetery it says, "You have reached your destination."
    _____________________

    A black man starts work on a construction site.

    The other workers nickname him "Wog".

    Feeling upset by this, the black man goes to speak with the foreman.

    The foreman laughs and tells him,

    "But we all have nicknames.

    We've got Mick and Paddy, they're Irish.

    Wac from Liverpool.

    And Mack from Scotland".

    The black man was still not happy, so the foreman shouted at his men,



    "Mick, Mack, Paddy, Wac leave the Wog alone!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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