hair removal from ring-piece.

anhedonia

So my ass-crack is deserving of a haircut, what are my options ?

I dont think I possess the dexterity to go styling away with a scissors, is there a cream for this ?

pragmatic1

Conc HCl or NaOH

cat_dog

Ewwwww! Use Veet hair removal cream

aaronjumper

No but I'm sure if you contact a professional dog groomer and pay extra they will help you out

anhedonia

cat_dog wrote: »

Ewwwww! Use Veet hair removal cream

will look into it, Thanks.

smash

These threads are getting a bit much now

SheFiend

Just shave it. I recommend foregoing the saving cream though. IMO it makes things too sloppy, and you don't want to scalp the little bugger ;-)

aaronjumper

smash wrote: »

These threads are getting a bit much now

I know, I'm getting all turned on by all this fappable material.

Standard Toaster

A brillo pad on a foot long stick should do the job.

cat_dog

anhedonia wrote: »

will look into it, Thanks.

Haha. you're welcome

Chuck Stone

Use fire.

crazyderk

I heard a story of a guy who got rid of his ass hair and then proceeded to have the worst couple of weeks of his life!

apparently ass hair is needed to help take a dump and because he didn't have any he walked around smelling like sh*t for a couple of weeks

so my thoughts are don't do it!

Temptamperu

I wouldnt do it if I was you, your Ring piece is supposed to be hairy for the same reason you have eyebrows and think of it growing back in stubble in your arse would not be comfertable and you will be walking funny for a few weeks.

My name is URL

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sjm88/4576838020/

anhedonia

smash wrote: »

These threads are getting a bit much now

its a serious question, been wondering about this for some time, bit long overdue, and there's nowhere else in the world you can ask a question like this, that I know of.

SEPT 23 1989

When your finished dont forget to finish off with a drop of Deep Heat

Gummy Panda

Can of lynx and lighter.

Nothing like a ring piece purged by fire

marketty

Just don't
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2995568

coleria

anhedonia wrote: »

So my ass-crack is deserving of a haircut, what are my options ?

I dont think I possess the dexterity to go styling away with a scissors, is there a cream for this ?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

BBDBB

wire brush and dettol

petes

crazyderk wrote: »

I heard a story of a guy who got rid of his ass hair and then proceeded to have the worst couple of weeks of his life!

apparently ass hair is needed to help take a dump and because he didn't have any he walked around smelling like sh*t for a couple of weeks

He just didn't shower or wipe his arse!

dark crystal

cat_dog wrote: »

Ewwwww! Use Veet hair removal cream

Christ no!!

That stuff is not supposed to go anywhere near your anus :eek:

anhedonia

dark crystal wrote: »

Christ no!!

That stuff is not supposed to go anywhere near your anus :eek:

Why not ?

dark crystal

anhedonia wrote: »

Why not ?

http://veetformen.com.au/helpfultips/index.html

It contains chemicals that will burn you....not suitable for the bum bum area at all.

ihsb

WAX WAX WAX professionally!

cat_dog

anhedonia wrote: »

Why not ?

It's fine. I use it on my hoo-ha

Standard Toaster

OP are you female?

dark crystal

cat_dog wrote: »

It's fine. I use it on my hoo-ha

It's not designed to be used internally though. It says so quite clearly on the directions.

OP, your best bet is the back, sack and crack wax (or just crack if you like) done by a professional in a salon.

smash

Go for some Anal bleaching while you're at it!

dr.bollocko

Another new low.