Creeps on buses

DyldeBrill · 10-02-2012 4:41pm #1

I'm sure you have all bumped into a few strange folk on your bus travels, well I'm sitting on a bus right now and I have sit 2 seats back from the ULTIMATE creep.

He's as happy as Larry eating his ham sambo....grand

The guy likes to laugh a little bit a bit hysterically.....maybe he's a happy guy

But my perception changed the minute I saw two birds going at it duurty on his laptop.He sat their and enjoyed it for a good 4 mins as if it were normal.

The young kids on this bus got an early sex ed!

El Weirdo · 10-02-2012 4:43pm

Bus wanker.

Immaculate Pasta · 10-02-2012 4:43pm

I saw a girl eat out another girl on the back of a bus in Manchester once. It was on the back of the bus on the top deck at about 3 in the morning.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was hammered at the time and just sat there gob-smacked watching two rotters going at it. They weren't hot at all so wasn't a turn on, it was just... weird :cool:

leggit · 10-02-2012 4:44pm

At least he has the common decency not to tug himself off, count yourself lucky..... this time...

aaronjumper · 10-02-2012 4:46pm

I will not have you give out about what I find entertaining. If you don't like it get off the bus!

allanb49 · 10-02-2012 4:46pm

he probably took some Nurofen and thats what led him to do it

Duggy747 · 10-02-2012 4:46pm

Leave me alone, I'm enjoying my sambo.

It's quite a hilarious sambo, actually.

Now, if you don't mind I'm going to start pulling my willy. I'll see if I can hit your head with my man silk

DyldeBrill · 10-02-2012 4:46pm

leggit wrote: »

At least he has the common decency not to tug himself off, count yourself lucky..... this time...

I'm just waiting for somethin to happen again!

the lads off the wall!

smash · 10-02-2012 4:46pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I saw a girl eat out another girl on the back of a bus in Manchester once. It was on the back of the bus on the top deck at about 3 in the morning.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was hammered at the time and just sat there gob-smacked watching two rotters going at it. They weren't hot at all so wasn't a turn on, it was just... weird :cool:

pics or gtfo

anhedonia · 10-02-2012 4:47pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I saw a girl eat out another girl on the back of a bus in Manchester once. It was on the back of the bus on the top deck at about 3 in the morning.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was hammered at the time and just sat there gob-smacked watching two rotters going at it. They weren't hot at all so wasn't a turn on, it was just... weird :cool:

pics or it didnt happen.

TeddyTedson · 10-02-2012 4:47pm

I remember being a teenager traveling on the bus all the time and often there being creeps up to stuff on the bus. Several times there were auld lads **** down the back. Sick.

flanders1979 · 10-02-2012 4:47pm

If you didn't waste money on a fancy phone maybe you could afford a car.

TeddyTedson · 10-02-2012 4:48pm

Do you know what would really be cool, A treble decker bus, OMFG!!!!

DyldeBrill · 10-02-2012 4:48pm

aaronjumper wrote: »

I will not have you give out about what I find entertaining. If you don't like it get off the bus!

i'll send him your way so.youze can wack each other off watchin a bita filth

Immaculate Pasta · 10-02-2012 4:49pm

smash wrote: »

pics or gtfo

anhedonia wrote: »

pics or it didnt happen.

No pics but imagine a younger looking Denise Welch eating out a girl who looked like one of the Chuckle Brothers, it wasn't a pretty picture.

twistedsoul · 10-02-2012 4:49pm

Hes as happy as Larry..............Murphy!

DyldeBrill · 10-02-2012 4:50pm

flanders1979 wrote: »

If you didn't waste money on a fancy phone maybe you could afford a car.

Public transport and cycling bikes till the day i die!

Gophur · 10-02-2012 4:50pm

DyldeBrill wrote: »

I'm sure you have all bumped into a few strange folk on your bus travels, well I'm sitting on a bus right now and I have sit 2 seats back from the ULTIMATE creep.

He's as happy as Larry eating his ham sambo....grand

The guy likes to laugh a little bit a bit hysterically.....maybe he's a happy guy

But my perception changed the minute I saw two birds going at it duurty on his laptop.He sat their and enjoyed it for a good 4 mins as if it were normal.

The young kids on this bus got an early sex ed!

Tell him to concentrate on driving the bus! :eek:

Sergeant · 10-02-2012 4:50pm

It isn't on the 25a to Lucan? Heard about a complete weirdo who uses that service. Approach with caution.

El Weirdo · 10-02-2012 4:51pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

No pics but imagine a younger looking Denise Welch eating out a girl who looked like one of the Chuckle Brothers, it wasn't a pretty picture.

Barry or Paul?

superstoner90 · 10-02-2012 4:52pm

op is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCCd9-AjAc

Big Nasty · 10-02-2012 4:52pm

Buses are for peasants:cool:

Anyone · 10-02-2012 4:53pm

Sounds like you're on the bus to Arbour Hill.

lastlaugh · 10-02-2012 4:54pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I saw a girl eat out another girl on the back of a bus in Manchester once. It was on the back of the bus on the top deck at about 3 in the morning.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was hammered at the time and just sat there gob-smacked watching two rotters going at it. They weren't hot at all so wasn't a turn on, it was just... weird :cool:

Did you have an iPhone or was it on a laptop?

DyldeBrill · 10-02-2012 4:54pm

ooo its nothing to me...i just hand over these bits of metal to the bus driver:pac:

Immaculate Pasta · 10-02-2012 4:56pm

lastlaugh wrote: »

Did you have an iPhone or was it on a laptop?

I don't have a camera phone but while I always take my laptop on a night out with me (who doesn't) I didn't have enough time before my stop to start up the machine, position the webcam correctly and record the footage :cool:

thomasj · 10-02-2012 4:57pm

DyldeBrill wrote: »

I'm sure you have all bumped into a few strange folk on your bus travels, well I'm sitting on a bus right now and I have sit 2 seats back from the ULTIMATE creep.

He's as happy as Larry eating his ham sambo....grand

The guy likes to laugh a little bit a bit hysterically.....maybe he's a happy guy

But my perception changed the minute I saw two birds going at it duurty on his laptop.He sat their and enjoyed it for a good 4 mins as if it were normal.

The young kids on this bus got an early sex ed!

Thatll teach you not to nosy in on other peoples business :pac: :pac:

DyldeBrill · 10-02-2012 4:58pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I don't have a camera phone but while I always take my laptop on a night out with me (who doesn't) I didn't have enough time before my stop to start up the machine, position the webcam correctly and record the footage :cool:

you dont have a camera on your fone....:o shocking!

DyldeBrill · 10-02-2012 4:59pm

thomasj wrote: »

Thatll teach you not to nosy in on other peoples business :pac: :pac:

ill say one thing about the lad...he's got good taste!

thomasj · 10-02-2012 5:00pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Buses are for peasants:cool:

Birds dont travel by bus, they have wings to fly with.

Creeps on buses

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