Mate Wrote a Book -Expected it to Be Ignored...

OurLadyofKnock

It is selling in its thousands all over the world. Quit his day job and is now a writer with a nice income. Goes to show you - that you do not need to be worried about The Man providing you with a life.

Chuck Stone

They make take our lives but they'll never take our FREEDOM!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

it's some self help nonsense about angels and fairies isn't it

Seachmall

What book is it?

TeddyTedson

Mate was walking down the pub last Friday and though he stepped in dog ****, looked down and found a wallet with over €100 in it.

44leto

What is the name of the book.

MagicMarker

My mate has 7 legs.

OurLadyofKnock

Seachmall wrote: »

What book is it?

This is Boards - I will get done for spamming!

True story though.

Logical Fallacy

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

This is Boards - I will get done for spamming!

True story though.

So there is no book.

Cool.

mattjack

44leto wrote: »

What is the name of the book.

The Bible..?

jpm4

My mate bought a falcon from a man in Huddersfield who's got a dog with one leg.

crfcaio

mattjack wrote: »

44leto wrote: »

What is the name of the book.

The Bible..?

Perhaps Kamasutra

Duckworth_Luas

MagicMarker wrote: »

My mate has 7 legs.

A septopus?

Yakult

I guess all women should aspire to having a nice kitchen at least. That's one way of getting it without a man.

Mr Trade In

The idiots guide to trolling.

44leto

So your mate never wrote a book ah well, but your OP was a great work of fiction.

Chuck Stone

What do you call a deaf republican dog?

Wolfe Tone.


gets coat

Duckworth_Luas

Chuck Stone wrote: »

What do you call a deaf republican dog?

Wolfe Tone.


gets coat

And Ireland long a poodle be alsatian once again!

OurLadyofKnock

I'll post the title if a Mod says it's cool, otherwise no ****ing chance.

Temptamperu

Yeah well, I am the King of the elves and i am not even an elf.

Mr Trade In

Temptamperu wrote: »

Yeah well, I am the King of the elves and i am not even an elf.

Piss off Will Ferrell.

Logical Fallacy

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

I'll post the title if a Mod says it's cool, otherwise no ****ing chance.

Just PM it to me.

cloneslad

I wrote a book and I expected it to be ignored. I was right.

I f**king love being right.








I may not have written a book.

John Doe1

OP pm'd me its called "Why Muhammed is a gay"

TheBody

My cats breath smells of cat food.

Dudess

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

It is selling in its thousands all over the world. Quit his day job and is now a writer with a nice income. Goes to show you - that you do not need to be worried about The Man providing you with a life.

Yup. Everyone ever who has written a book ends up as successful as him.

Shryke

What's the name of the book?

housetypeb

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

I'll post the title if a Mod says it's cool, otherwise no ****ing chance.

post it in the "what book are you reading at the moment" thread.

phasers

This is such a Reddity thread

Nodin

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

It is selling in its thousands all over the world. Quit his day job and is now a writer with a nice income. Goes to show you - that you do not need to be worried about The Man providing you with a life.

...this a change from your usual nonsense.

dxhound2005

I was at a meeting tonight and a man mentioned in passing that a certain book was the second most published item in the world. I looked at google and it maybe the first or the third but it is certainly up there. I was surprised when he said what it was.

Nodin

dxhound2005 wrote: »

I was at a meeting tonight and a man mentioned in passing that a certain book was the second most published item in the world. I looked at google and it maybe the first or the third but it is certainly up there. I was surprised when he said what it was.

I think that "Scraping Foetus...." have still not been acknowledged as the pioneers that they were.

I don't think he wrote a book though.

Spread

"I Was Not Virgo Intacta" by Mary Of Knock ghost written by Le Pigeon

Coriolanus

phasers wrote: »

This is such a Reddity thread

Explain?

jethro081

John Doe1 wrote: »

OP pm'd me its called "Why Muhammed is a gay"

that made me giggle quite a bit, kudos to you sir

hidinginthebush

dxhound2005 wrote: »

I was at a meeting tonight and a man mentioned in passing that a certain book was the second most published item in the world. I looked at google and it maybe the first or the third but it is certainly up there. I was surprised when he said what it was.

What was it?

Cavehill Red

hidinginthebush wrote: »

What was it?

Jamie Oliver's The Naked Chef. Is it like a rule that every woman on the planet has to have at least one (usually unopened) copy of this?

SafeSurfer

I have an idea for a book.

The book is called "Cum Makes You Thin".

Every woman wants to be thin and every man wants a blowjob so its win win.

If some damn feminist asks for proof I'll ask them did they ever see a fat bird guzzling Jizz on redtube. (And no the exception does not make the rule).

Cavehill Red

SafeSurfer wrote: »

I have an idea for a book.

The book is called "Cum Makes You Thin".

Every woman wants to be thin and every man wants a blowjob so its win win.

If some damn feminist asks for proof I'll ask them did they ever see a fat bird guzzling Jizz on redtube. (And no the exception does not make the rule).

Yum yum.

blatantrereg

My cousin's bf wrote a book ages ago. It was published as a free audiobook online. What little attention it garnered ridiculed it completely at best, or were simply appalled. I listened to some of it and it really was awful. Laughably bad.

I looked it up just now. It was recently published by an imprint of a major publisher which is trying to be trendy it seems. It's in a nice cover, has a compelling blurb that is far better written than the book itself, and even has a short promo film with decent production values. Now it seems to have received a good few reviews, and they are a bit mixed - but range from raving about it to cautious criticism of it as a failed experiment.

It's still utter sh!t though. It's purely people responding to the presentation. They think it is clever because they are told it is clever - even though they are being told this by the person selling it to them. Thierry Guetta style impact.

There must be a word for this phenomenon.

Reamer Fanny

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

It is selling in its thousands all over the world. Quit his day job and is now a writer with a nice income. Goes to show you - that you do not need to be worried about The Man providing you with a life.

You sound jealous?

GreenWolfe

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

It is selling in its thousands all over the world. Quit his day job and is now a writer with a nice income. Goes to show you - that you do not need to be worried about The Man providing you with a life.

Reminds me of those blatantly false work from home ads that promise a gazillion euro a week as long as you know how to use a computer. I can't wait for the before and after pics.

Millicent

Domo230 wrote: »

The Da Vinci code effect.

Or the "Meyers' effect". Though that may only work on teenage girls and middle-aged women who really should know better.

randy hickey

The Ultimate Guide To Camouflage.

srfc19

randy hickey wrote: »

The Ultimate Guide To Camouflage.

I couldn't find that book anywhere!!

GreenWolfe

srfc19 wrote: »

I couldn't find that book anywhere!!

The Ultimate Guide to Invisibility is more of a challenge.

Ellis Dee

The book title wouldn't be "The Lady in the Knocking Shop" by Ivor Nickersdon by any chance?:):):)

TwoShedsJackson

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Yum yum.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

ahahahhahahahahahhahahaa

randy hickey

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Jamie Oliver's The Naked Chef. Is it like a rule that every woman on the planet has to have at least one (usually unopened) copy of this?

I am NEVER going round to your house for dinner!:eek:

phasers

Nevore wrote: »

Explain?

When you go on Reddit you see these explanabrag topics all over the front page

randy hickey

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Yum yum.

You know what I mean...