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Mate Wrote a Book -Expected it to Be Ignored...

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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Ty Substantial Sprinter


    My cousin's bf wrote a book ages ago. It was published as a free audiobook online. What little attention it garnered ridiculed it completely at best, or were simply appalled. I listened to some of it and it really was awful. Laughably bad.

    I looked it up just now. It was recently published by an imprint of a major publisher which is trying to be trendy it seems. It's in a nice cover, has a compelling blurb that is far better written than the book itself, and even has a short promo film with decent production values. Now it seems to have received a good few reviews, and they are a bit mixed - but range from raving about it to cautious criticism of it as a failed experiment.

    It's still utter sh!t though. It's purely people responding to the presentation. They think it is clever because they are told it is clever - even though they are being told this by the person selling it to them. Thierry Guetta style impact.

    There must be a word for this phenomenon.
    ayn rand would be over the moon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,429 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    I was at a meeting tonight and a man mentioned in passing that a certain book was the second most published item in the world. I looked at google and it maybe the first or the third but it is certainly up there. I was surprised when he said what it was.
    What was it?

    The IKEA catalogue.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA_Catalogue


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    My cousin's bf wrote a book ages ago. It was published as a free audiobook online. What little attention it garnered ridiculed it completely at best, or were simply appalled. I listened to some of it and it really was awful. Laughably bad.

    I looked it up just now. It was recently published by an imprint of a major publisher which is trying to be trendy it seems. It's in a nice cover, has a compelling blurb that is far better written than the book itself, and even has a short promo film with decent production values. Now it seems to have received a good few reviews, and they are a bit mixed - but range from raving about it to cautious criticism of it as a failed experiment.

    It's still utter sh!t though. It's purely people responding to the presentation. They think it is clever because they are told it is clever - even though they are being told this by the person selling it to them. Thierry Guetta style impact.

    There must be a word for this phenomenon
    .
    Domo230 wrote: »
    The Da Vinci code effect.

    We don't think "The Da Vinci Code" is clever, though... do we? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    I don't know if any of you read 'The Telephone Book', but a friend of mine is involved in it ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    I wrote a book once. It sold literally tens of copies and with the proceeds I bought a nice gaff in Dhaka with a view of the Ganges outside my front door. LIVIN' THE DREAM!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    wilkie2006 wrote: »
    We don't think "The Da Vinci Code" is clever, though... do we? :eek:

    We do in the blue fuck think it is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    I think you should take your literal friend off out of AH, we dont like ye reading lot round here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    I am NEVER going round to your house for dinner!:eek:

    Not even tempted by my special sauce?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    I think you should take your literal friend off out of AH, we dont like ye reading lot round here.

    Reminds me of an entry I read for that well 'ard kip Sunderland in the book Crap Towns where one of it's inhabitants said-...I had a landlord who once told me: "We don't like outsiders, us. A lot of people want that university closed."

    :eek: :D:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    The Bible???


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,030 ✭✭✭pavb2


    The Secret Life of Walter Mitty???

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mitty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    I wrote a book once. It was about an orphaned wizard boy fighting the forces of evil.

    I called it 'Orphans Of Doom'. Subtitled 'The Mystery Of An Unexpected Dilemma'.

    The publishing company rehashed it as Harry Potter and I was in the business.:cool:


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