Valentines card

Piriz

Front: When it comes to love
Inside: I've got piles

true story!

AngryBollix

Piriz wrote: »

Front: When it comes to love
Inside: I've got piles

true story!

any cards with tits?

stupidusername

gwan, give us another

Temptamperu

Mass Effect Demo is out on the 14th, Valintines is officially canclled :pac:

Captain_Generic

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have aids

Piriz

roses are red
violets are blue
i've got a knife
get in the van

Chuck Stone

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've dug a hole in the mountains
Just for you.

InkSlinger67

Sounds like your Valentine is David Norris OP!

Piriz

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Sounds like your Valentine is David Norris OP!

the card was for sale in a shop..seen it years ago..still find it amusing

im anti valentines and david norris for what its worth

Bobby Baccala

roses are tits
violets are tits
this makes no sense
tits tits tits.

Cavehill Red

Piriz wrote: »

the card was for sale in a shop..seen it years ago..still find it amusing

im anti valentines and david norris for what its worth

Unromantic, no sense of humour and you don't like David Norris?
What are you, English or something?

W.Shakes-Beer

Roses are Red and Green,
Violets are Violet,
I'm a pedantic fúck

Mint Sauce

Anyone else waiting on Hallmark to release a card for Steak and Blowjob Day?

stupidusername

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Roses are Red and Green,
Violets are Violet,
I'm a pedantic fúck

well you can also get pink, and yellow roses. and so i'm sure you can get others too

Piriz

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Unromantic, no sense of humour and you don't like David Norris?
What are you, English or something?

the cheek of ye... when you think romance do you then think i'll wait for valentines day?
everyday is like valentines when your goin out with me..
valentines/love day is a load of b*llox only dopes get sucked into that crap..
i found humour in the card
and david norris's scandal during his election campaign was enough to put me off him..

jimthemental

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When all is said,
I wanna be on you.

efb

roses are red,
violets are blue
i'd go on the sex offenders register
for a go on you

Gummy Panda

irish-stew wrote: »

Anyone else waiting on Hallmark to release a card for Steak and Blowjob Day?

Will it have scratch and sniff versions?

JerryHandbag

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm Buffalo Bill*
What size are you?

*Silence of the Lambs

treborflynn

roses are red
violets are blue
i ran over your dog
on my way to collect you

efb

roses are red,
violets are blue,
i need a blow job,
you'll do.

Captain_Generic

Piriz wrote: »

everyday is like valentines when your goin out with me..

Piriz wrote: »

valentines/love day is a load of b*llox

Right so..

InkSlinger67

Rarrer are rar
And rarrer are ar
Rarerr rar rarr
Rar rar arghh rar

Piriz

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Right so..

i love our chats..

Jen Pigs Fly

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Rarrer are rar
And rarrer are ar
Rarerr rar rarr
Rar rar arghh rar

Is this in dog?

InkSlinger67

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Is this in dog?

More "Generic drunken hick" than dog.

Rargh!

KamiKazeKitten

I may be dyslexic, but I still vole you.

stupidusername

so who's sending me a card this year?

Jen Pigs Fly

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

More "Generic drunken hick" than dog.

Rargh!

I understand, regardless it's a good one!
I spoke it out loud to the dog, she got very insulted, so Drunken Hick and dogs share the same language :cool:

starbelgrade

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got multiple personality disorder
And so do I

Kerrigooney

irish-stew wrote: »

Anyone else waiting on Hallmark to release a card for Steak and Blowjob Day?

Aren`t they called Birthday cards?

JerryHandbag

stupidusername wrote: »

so who's sending me a card this year?

I forgot...but like I said the last time, it won't happen again

Kamjana

Money is tight
Times are hard
So heres your
Homemade valentines card......

stupidusername

JerryHandbag wrote: »

I forgot...but like I said the last time, it won't happen again

ok, so I can expect one at least yay. make sure you get the address right though!

JerryHandbag

stupidusername wrote: »

ok, so I can expect one at least yay. make sure you get the address right though!

Gotcha!

Valentines day is always so stressful for me though, trying to force open my front door with that mountain of letters behind it :pac:

NOT.

44leto

Roses are red
Violets are blue
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands
So I will kiss your lips and take your hands;
And walk among long dappled grass,
And pluck till time and times are done
The silver apples of the moon,
The golden apples of the sun.

nah

Roses are red
violets are blue
So gis a ryde
and I will come in you

cocoshovel

roses are red
piss off

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

Here you will find a range of free to use Tesco Value Cards for you to print out a Tesco value card for you to use as needed.
All of these Tesco Value Cards may be recycled by using pencil so the recipient may send them on and rub out and rewrite the special occasion Tesco Value card.

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/tesco-value-be-my-valentine.pdf

LH Pathe

Front: toodeloo

Inside: boo-hoo

Back: fûck you. sayonara.

donkeydc

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've dug a hole in the mountains
Just for you.

larry murphy, the old romantic :eek:

stupidusername

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Gotcha!

Valentines day is always so stressful for me though, trying to force open my front door with that mountain of letters behind it :pac:

NOT.

you should just flee the country for the few days, it'll save you having to deal with the flocks of ladies ringing you and calling by for a date with you.

I'd actually be quite curious to know do people get VD cards.

Jen Pigs Fly

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/tesco-value-be-my-valentine.pdf

Cheap bastards ....

Kojak

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Roses are Red and Green,

What about White or Black Roses? They're not red and green.....

Capt'n Midnight

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Cheap bastards ....

It's one way to give her a day she'll never forget.


And she won't let you forget it either.











It's the thought that counts.

Jen Pigs Fly

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

It's one way to give her a day she'll never forget.


And she won't let you forget it either.











It's the thought that counts.

Every little helps :rolleyes:

stupidusername

She should be grateful in these tough economic times that you've been so thrifty

Jen Pigs Fly

stupidusername wrote: »

She should be grateful in these tough economic times that you've been so thrifty

So grateful she'll give a blowie without the usual complaining and annoyed sighs

stupidusername

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

So grateful she'll give a blowie without the usual complaining and annoyed sighs

exactly. and then makes a sandwich after.

InkSlinger67

Smokin is cool
And trainspotting weak
Valentine's spews
And so Dawson's Creek

InkSlinger67

I think I've wet my pants.....AH + Poetry. Who'da thunk it!

Tadaa!

Outside: Sexy legs crossed

Inside: Sexy legs open