ADVICE??

treborflynn

I know this isn't a dating site but that's not why I'm here, I'm a fairly average lad, 21, all that craic, but my personality seems to be lacking. I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too and that's the main reason Im putting this up, how can I improve this situation and even meet someone?

Any help is much appreciated.

Shryke

...talk more. It doesn't sound like a problem at all. Try being a bit happier with yourself.

MickySticks

This is going to end well..

joshrogan

Post in personal issues or you're going to have the piss taken out of you.

ringadingding

Rohypnol , gaffer tape and a van are your friends.

Wibbs

Talk to women. Forget they're women. Most of all forget your own ego and self concern about how you come across and talk more to people. Get involved. Repeat for practice and for life.

squod

Become richer. 60% of the time it works all the time.

John Doe1

You should get a goatee

Pacifist Pigeon

treborflynn wrote: »

I know this isn't a dating site but that's not why I'm here, I'm a fairly average lad, 21, all that craic, but my personality seems to be lacking. I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too and that's the main reason Im putting this up, how can I improve this situation and even meet someone?

Any help is much appreciated.

Get off the internet first of all, you meet all sorts of creeps here - you'll never get a woman under 30 and not covered in a pizza topping on the internet.

TeddyTedson

treborflynn wrote: »

I know this isn't a dating site but that's not why I'm here, I'm a fairly average lad, 21, all that craic, but my personality seems to be lacking. I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too and that's the main reason Im putting this up, how can I improve this situation and even meet someone?

Any help is much appreciated.

Wait, what

Pacifist Pigeon

Wibbs wrote: »

Talk to women. Forget they're women. Most of all forget your own ego and self concern about how you come across and talk more to people. Get involved. Repeat for practice and for life.

Great advice, I tend to see them as mere screeches in the back of my eardrum.

Sindri

Viagra!! Stop living in denial. It doesn't make you any less of a man*.












*Yes it does.

Fromthetrees

Just talk and not care, about five years ago I worked with this guy who was mental (more than a few screws loose) and foxy and tubby but he had no shame whenever I was out with him, went up to every girl, didn't give a shit, tried it on with anyone, pulled every single night, really opened my eyes.

lastlaugh

John Doe1 wrote: »

well you could force yourself on a woman?

god im bad at this

You got that right.

Captain_Generic

Instead of saying 'hello' in a bar just gently slap you penis against their leg, they love this

MagicMarker

I'm probably the same as the OP, don't talk a lot and probably look pissed off 99% of the time, only difference is I don't give a toss.

hondasam

John Doe1 wrote: »

well you could force yourself on a woman?

That is great advice, I'm sure the woman he forces himself on will be grateful.

treborflynn

joshrogan wrote: »

Post in personal issues or you're going to have the piss taken out of you.

you might be right there, sure we'll leave it where is for now and see what happens. Sure we'll get a laugh if nothin else.

ToddyDoody

I knew a guy or two like you. Take an attitude of repentence all the time.. As if you have something to be sorry about (even when you dont).. Or go the evil route.. Reel em in with offers to pay for lots of nice things on a regular basis but grind them down and make them believe their nothing without you?

LETHAL LADY

I dont know you and for all I know you could be quasimodo but most people are actually quite nice and polite if you approach them.
Stop fretting about it, whats the worst could happen they say no, plenty more fish (rude) in the sea.

HazDanz

OP I just put what you've said into a Text to Speech program. It's made me laugh hard and I don't know why!

Dr. Manhattan

Pacifist Pigeon wrote: »

Get off the internet first of all, you meet all sorts of creeps here - you'll never get a woman under 30 and not covered in a pizza topping on the internet.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Dinner and a ride, what more do you want?

hairyprincess

Pacifist Pigeon wrote: »

Get off the internet first of all, you meet all sorts of creeps here - you'll never get a woman under 30 and not covered in a pizza topping on the internet.

I'm covered in pizza topping????? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

Jesus Shaves

Imagine everyone naked when you're talking to them

pragmatic1

Start drinking more and take loads of drugs.

ygolometsipe

I think troy mcclure did a cover of this!

lastlaugh

treborflynn wrote: »

I know this isn't a dating site but that's not why I'm here, I'm a fairly average lad, 21, all that craic, but my personality seems to be lacking. I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too and that's the main reason Im putting this up, how can I improve this situation and even meet someone?

Any help is much appreciated.

You should book yourself a holiday over to Thailand, you'll find that these traits are looked upon more favourably over there.

Paddy Bateman

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Start drinking more and take loads of drugs.

And commence piss blasting everyone you meet.....

dr.fuzzenstein

darokane wrote: »

Imagine everyone naked when you're talking to them

That could be awkward with a really hot girl, I'd get an erection, start to grin like a fool, turn red and sweat. And dry-humping her isn't going to make things better.

coco_lola

Pacifist Pigeon wrote: »

Get off the internet first of all, you meet all sorts of creeps here - you'll never get a woman under 30 and not covered in a pizza topping on the internet.

hairyprincess wrote: »

I'm covered in pizza topping????? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

I'm over 30???? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

I Heart Internet

treborflynn wrote: »

I know this isn't a dating site but that's not why I'm here, I'm a fairly average lad, 21, all that craic, but my personality seems to be lacking. I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too and that's the main reason Im putting this up, how can I improve this situation and even meet someone?

Any help is much appreciated.

Been there OP! I could tell you to change our life and personality and become a social/conversational dynamo but that tends not to happen. Quiet people tend to remain quiet people - loud people remain loud. Of course, take any oppurtunity to put yourself out there more but be yourself.

You seem to be saying that you're not great on the first impressions - so you gotta play to your strengths by allowing people (women) to grow to like you........wear them down if you will

So join a team, club or society. There youdon't have to make one big first impression just turn up and have the craic.

Quiet men tend to marry ridiculously chatty women - fact (source: me)

Yo! MTV SUCKS

give ecstasy a bash,did wonders for me

Dr. Manhattan

hairyprincess wrote: »

I'm covered in pizza topping????? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

coco_lola wrote: »

I'm over 30???? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

Jaysis OP, you're only at it a few minutes and you have a 3some. Go you!

Peetrik

Take up a sport/join a club that you enjoy that also has women at it. Avoid pubs or 'dating sites/scenarios', they are a horrible place to meet anyone, full of posers and lunatics 'acting normal'.

Oh almost forgot to 'AH' up my answer a little. For quality control, use some common sense when picking a club, think 'competitive triathlon club' instead of 'curves'.... if you know what I mean

Pacifist Pigeon

hairyprincess wrote: »

I'm covered in pizza topping????? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

coco_lola wrote: »

I'm over 30???? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

OP, I hope you life your MILFEs.

ColeTrain

Become a priest. We need a real life Fr.Stone...

treborflynn

Peetrik wrote: »

Take up a sport/join a club that you enjoy that also has women at it. Avoid pubs or 'dating sites/scenarios', they are a horrible place to meet anyone, full of posers and lunatics 'acting normal'.

Oh almost forgot to 'AH' up my answer a little. For quality control, use some common sense when picking a club, think 'competitive triathlon club' instead of 'curves'.... if you know what I mean

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Been there OP! I could tell you to change our life and personality and become a social/conversational dynamo but that tends not to happen. Quiet people tend to remain quiet people - loud people remain loud. Of course, take any oppurtunity to put yourself out there more but be yourself.

You seem to be saying that you're not great on the first impressions - so you gotta play to your strengths by allowing people (women) to grow to like you........wear them down if you will

So join a team, club or society. There youdon't have to make one big first impression just turn up and have the craic.

Quiet men tend to marry ridiculously chatty women - fact (source: me)

Thanks lads and lassies, gonna look into this club joinin thing, see whats out there.

TheZohanS

treborflynn wrote: »

I know this isn't a dating site but that's not why I'm here, I'm a fairly average lad, 21, all that craic, but my personality seems to be lacking. I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too and that's the main reason Im putting this up, how can I improve this situation and even meet someone?

Any help is much appreciated.

Don't feel so bad, Stephen Hawking has the exact same problem.

WoollyRedHat

Wibbs wrote: »

Talk to women. Forget they're women. Most of all forget your own ego and self concern about how you come across and talk more to people. Get involved. Repeat for practice and for life.

My trick is to bring a cardboard mask of some lads face, like one of the lads from the Irish rugby team or something, and ask the girl in question would she mind putting it on her, and they usually are very understanding and oblige and then I pretend that the cardboard mask they are wearing is actually real, so if it's one of the rugby lads faces I pretend it is actually them. Then, if me and the mask hit it off, we will usually go back to mine and do the deed, mask intact of course, because otherwise it would be just plain weird ya know.

housetypeb

treborflynn wrote: »

I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. ?

Any help is much appreciated.

You don't say much-and when you do,you don't say much.

davet82

Forget about women, they're too complicated, gay is where its happening...


Good luck op

I Heart Internet

TheZohan wrote: »

Don't feel so bad, Stephen Hawking has the exact same problem.

Wait - wasn't Stephen Hawking married twice? And at least once ever before he was an international, squillionaire science playboy.

Stephen's not doing too bad at all....

Stiffler2

OP - Just hire a hooker,
women aren't worth the hastle


and Irish women are the biggest b!tches in the world so best off with a hooker

kfallon

You'll save a few quid tomorrow so every cloud....... :P

flanders1979

Don't be fussy. As long as the girls here still drink like fish, you should be ok.
Apparently we are all as ugly as fcuk here anyway, the competition won't be great.

TheZohanS

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Wait - wasn't Stephen Hawking married twice? And at least once ever before he was an international, squillionaire science playboy.

Stephen's not doing too bad at all....

He certainly is not. The point I was making is that they have some similar traits:

I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too

The bold Stephen kinda looks annoyed all the time too...and he's not much of a talker(those speeches he gives are prepared a long time in advance, in reality it takes a long time to put them together).

TeddyTedson

Poor Stephen is allegedly being beaten up by his wife. I imagine he can be quite arrogant though so maybe he's asking for it, you just don't know.

foxyboxer

Stop being shy.

Life's too short to be a wall flower.

What are you interested in?

foxyboxer

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Poor Stephen is allegedly being beaten up by his wife. I imagine he can be quite arrogant though so maybe he's asking for it, you just don't know.

"He has the mind of a god, the body of a child and the soul of a rat"

:eek:

Funglegunk

Just keep doing squats until your quads could smash her coccyx into a fine paste. Women love that ****.

dr.fuzzenstein

Funglegunk wrote: »

Just keep doing squats until your quads could smash her coccyx into a fine paste. Women love that ****.

(independent of you actual post)
Wow, you really Do like Bladerunner!