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Father Ted

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    #272
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    'It has no eyebrows, except on Saturdays'


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    #273
    JerryHandbag
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    FARGO BOYLE!

    (****in hell)


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    #274
    hollypink
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭hollypink


    God Ted it's nearly midday, do we have to get up so early? :-D


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    #275
    Fromthetrees
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8EBqxaIP8Q


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    #276
    EdenHazard
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    that sheep episode has a few moments that will never ever get old.


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    #277
    Paully D
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    "Clit Power, what does that mean? I knew a Father Clint Power once, maybe she's having a go at him'' - Father Ted


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    #278
    Fr D Maugire
    Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Fr D Maugire


    Fr Jack judging the wet t-shirt competition, picks up the megaphone and in a very lusty voice;

    "More water"


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    #279
    Ironman76
    Registered Users Posts: 518 ✭✭✭Ironman76


    Mrs Doyle " Ah go on Father, have a bun, theres cocaine in them".

    Ted: "WHAT! ! "

    Mrs Doyle "Oh sorry, not cocaine, what are those things called again? ?, oh yes . . . . raisins".


    Think ill dig out my Fr Ted dvds and stick them on tonight. Laughing just reading some of them quotes on here :D


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    #280
    GaryIrv93
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    America? We were just talking about that fella eh, Kurt Cobain. He was from America. Imagine blowing your head off with a shotgun, God how did he manage to survive that??




    Oh Father, Pat was wondering if he could his massive tool in my box.


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    #281
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    "5am - great another 8 hours sleep"


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    #282
    midlandsmissus
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    I can't remember the exact quote but it was something like :

    "I'm used to the bright lights, the..." "You were posted in Wicklow yes?"


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    #283
    Wattle
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    'Someone was cured there.

    No no someone was lured there'.


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    #284
    K-9
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    I can't remember the exact quote but it was something like :

    "I'm used to the bright lights, the..." "You were posted in Wicklow yes?"

    Might have been the "used to the big smoke?"

    But was definitely Wexford, not Wicklow!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #285
    midlandsmissus
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    Found it :D

    TED: Yes, but I must say I miss the noise and the lights and you know the whole buzz of the big city. FR HERNANDEZ: You were in Wexford, weren't you?


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    K-9
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Found it :D

    TED: Yes, but I must say I miss the noise and the lights and you know the whole buzz of the big city. FR HERNANDEZ: You were in Wexford, weren't you?

    The voice over is class and then he speeds away in the Porsche!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #287
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    K-9 wrote: »
    The voice over is class and then he speeds away in the Porsche!

    "He he he"

    Translator: "He he he".


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    #288
    smokedeels
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    Father Purcell: Ah hello Ted, I was just telling Father Jack about the thing there last year, how did you fare with yours?

    Father Ted: Er I don't know what you're....

    Father Purcell: Because you know they have no morals and no respect for human life. But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!


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    #289
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    "Those protestants - up to no good as usual!"


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    #290
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    How did I forget my favourite episode:

    "And now stand for the national anthem"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqZ8428GSrI


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    #291
    J. Marston
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC7s17K2uMY


    ''Sure I wouldn't know, I'm from Donegal.'' *Strolls away*

    Love that line.


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    K-9
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    How did I forget my favourite episode:

    "And now stand for the national anthem"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqZ8428GSrI

    The Spin master, I think the raffle and the whistle test are the best episodes, the most even.

    J. Marston wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC7s17K2uMY


    ''Sure I wouldn't know, I'm from Donegal.'' *Strolls away*

    Love that line.

    Kevin Sharkey, a blast from the 80's and "The Roxy" and RTE being cool.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #293
    Xavi6
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    "It's only a bleeeeedin' whistle"


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    #294
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Niamh Conolly: The church in Ireland secretly had lots of potatoes during the famine, and they hid the potatoes in pillows and sold them abroad in potato fairs. And the Pope closed down a lot of the factories that were makin' the potatoes and turned them into prisons for children.
    Father Ted: God almighty, she says that as if there's something sinister about it all! I mean, what is the problem with her?!


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    #295
    Frank Spencer
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    You got me sacked. And now I'm having to yank meself off around the clock because I haven't got any proper sex with girls!


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    #296
    T0mmyM
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    Ah feck it....Fed up with briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!


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    #297
    JerryHandbag
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    Father Stack "So this is the brains of the operation?"

    Dougal "Ah, no that would be Ted"


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    #298
    Celly Smunt
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    Because of you I've been havin to yank meself round the clock cos I'm not gettin any proper sex from girls. Pat Mustard


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    #299
    Bruthal
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    "He he he"

    Translator: "He he he".

    Your housekeeper is a very beautiful woman.
    Somtimes this celebacy is hard for a man,, heh heh heh


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    #300
    Rob094
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    "Another mass... another mass that's our best idea!?"


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    #301
    Mint Sauce
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    THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!!

    :D


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