A mission - Walking distance in town

snubbleste

Fellow pedestrians, I beg your attention.

Upon chancing a prominent advertisement for the food emporium Supermacs displayed near the entrance to Lidl car park, I endeavoured to test its claim.
The missive states that there exists a two minute walk from that point to Supermacs Eyre Square. This implies that the distance is at best two minutes.
I set my stopwatch as I passed the sign and proceeded at a brisk pace unencumbered by baggage nor obstacles towards the doors of the destination. via Bóthar na mBan & Bóthar Irwin. It took 307 seconds, far far in excess of the advertised timeframe.

I wish you to engage in this mission and confirm my fears that this claim is indeed misleading.

scholar007

snubbleste wrote: »

Fellow pedestrians, I beg your attention.

Upon chancing a prominent advertisement for the food emporium Supermacs displayed near the entrance to Lidl car park, I endeavoured to test its claim.
The missive states that there exists a two minute walk from that point to Supermacs Eyre Square. This implies that the distance is at best two minutes.
I set my stopwatch as I passed the sign and proceeded at a brisk pace unencumbered by baggage nor obstacles towards the doors of the destination. via Bóthar na mBan & Bóthar Irwin. It took 307 seconds, far far in excess of the advertised timeframe.

I wish you to engage in this mission and confirm my fears that this claim is indeed misleading.

You seem to have a bit of time on your hands.....;)

bonzodog2

Quick! To the lawyers!

biko

No way that would take less than 10 mins walking normally, 2 mins maybe on a bike and no traffic.

Robbo

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Quick! To the lawyers!

According to many leading internet lawyers and Joe Duffy, false advertising is an actionable tort of great severity.

Is that the sign by advance pitstop?

On the reverse there is an ad for Supermacs Headford road.

They are trying to get you coming or going.

Lapin

biko wrote: »

No way that would take less than 10 mins walking normally, 2 mins maybe on a bike and no traffic.

:eek:

Its never a 10 minute walk.

Lidl - The Square like?

empacher

What you need is a trundle wheel, measure the shortest distance in metres while following the pavement to supermacs. Divide that by 120 and you'll find out the exact speed you need to walk at to get there in two minutes.

dilallio

7 mins :-)

http://maps.google.ie/maps?saddr=Headford+Rd&daddr=Eyre+Square&hl=en&ll=53.276903,-9.05002&spn=0.004221,0.011362&sll=53.274488,-9.050374&sspn=0.002111,0.005681&geocode=FWP4LAMdxOd1_w%3BFUToLAMd9eV1_w&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&t=m&z=17

galwaycyclist

Hmm but at Lidl you are only 2mins from the Headford Rd SC branch of Superior Macs? Maybe they got the two sides of the sign mixed up?

biko

Lapin wrote: »

:eek:

Its never a 10 minute walk.

Lidl - The Square like?

My bad, I was thinking Supermac's Headford Rd to Supermacs, the square.

Notch000

Supermacs have been doing it for years. Its called advertising. They put up signs on the way into loads of town stating 'supermacs 2 mins' so you drive round looking for supermacs for 2 mins. Not finding it you then think, immm i'd love a cheeky cheese burger now, and then finally a couple of mins later again a juicy snack box shaped mirage appears on the horizon & your hooked

kinetic

I dunno whats worse, this actual thread or the fact that i read it!

Mrs OBumble

snubbleste wrote: »

Fellow pedestrians, I beg your attention.

Upon chancing a prominent advertisement for the food emporium Supermacs displayed near the entrance to Lidl car park ...

Was this sign, perchance, fitted into the side of a so-called "bin art" rubbish bin? Perhaps a council worker with a wagon decided to relocate the bin after the advertisement had been placed, a sort of bitter revenge for the transgressions of the bin owner?

FlashD

Nice bit of marketing by Supermacs there.

Y'all just 'been had' now

The sign is a permanent one and it says two minutes on both sides.

I started counting out the seconds last night while I was walking that way but I was distracted by three young lads looking for directions to the cathedral.

On the way back I used my phone and clocked it at five minutes ten seconds.

snubbleste

Thaks pg633.

The offending sign and its inverse

pleasant Co.

quickly, get the Tipp-Ex!

Robbo

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since the film The Never Ending Story.

joeKel73

Well 600m in 2mins would be 5 meters/second.



The fastest Guinness World Record for speed walking is held by Mikhail Shchennikov (Russia) who recorded a 5km walk in 18min 7.08 seconds, giving an average speed of 4.6 meters/second.

Although he might manage a bit faster over the shorter distance, I don't think he eats at Supermacs anyway.

I declare shenanigans.

KittyeeTrix

Deleted User wrote: »

I started counting out the seconds last night while I was walking that way but I was distracted by three young lads looking for directions to the cathedral.
.

My goodness, what's this City come to????:D

KittyeeTrix

KittyeeTrix wrote: »

My goodness, what's this City come to????:D

The novena brings out all types.

ash23

2 minutes might be a optimistic but it wouldn't take 10. Swing a left after Argos (towards St. Brigids place), take the 1st right through the laneway (along the back of the car park), up through Debenhams and ta-daaah!

snubbleste

Passed by earlier and obseved that the 2 has changed to a 5. This happened at some point in the last day. I hold grave concerns that boards are popular with the entity concerned.
So now the sign has changed to 5 minutes walk.

kinetic

The irony here is that any fat fxxxer would walk to supermacs anyway

Pulsating Star

kinetic wrote: »

The irony here is that any fat fxxxer would walk to supermacs anyway

Genuine lol, thanks!

Mrs OBumble

snubbleste wrote: »

Thaks pg633.

The offending sign and its inverse
...

You do realise that a stupor Macs marketiing person probably got a bonus because of this thread? They couldn't buy publicity like this.

Diabhal Beag

"Stupor Macs" might be the worst thing I've read all day.

thesandeman

If Chip Inn have any cop-on they will put a sign beside it saying 'Chip Inn 20 seconds walk'.

Nok1a

JustMary wrote: »

You do realise that a stupor Macs marketiing person probably got a bonus because of this thread? They couldn't buy publicity like this.

let me see, this thread has over 1k views(maybe 200 unique viewers?). Id imagine an ad in a small village newletter would get more exposure

Mrs OBumble

Nok1a wrote: »

let me see, this thread has over 1k views(maybe 200 unique viewers?). Id imagine an ad in a small village newletter would get more exposure

Imagine again, this time factoring in how much Google likes Boards.ie threads.