Indecent proposal

blatantrereg

You're happily married. A man offers you a million euro to get up on your wife - or to get up on you if you're female. He looks almost exactly like Robert Redford. What is your position?

Sindri

Reverse cowgirl?

WoollyRedHat

A piggy back or on the shoulders, so he can enjoy the view.

Easiest 1 million dollars I ever made, Redford you sucker!

blatantrereg

Sindri wrote: »

Reverse cowgirl?

You posted this before I put the poll up

There's another pun there somewhere

cloptrop

Anyone that doesnt take the cash has some serious trust issues.
Pimp the missus out , she wont leave ye for redford and if she does hell only go buy someone else when hes sick of her. She ll be crawling back.

WindSock

Robert Redford now or in his earlier years? I'd ride him for a tenner and a snackbox.

blatantrereg

Churchill:

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

What if he looked almost exactly like Winston Churchill?

blatantrereg

WindSock wrote: »

Robert Redford now or in his earlier years? I'd ride him for a tenner and a snackbox.

In his fifties. Kinda like how he looked in movies released around 1993.

WindSock

Sound. Just the snackbox and his leathery old back will do.
But I get to skin him and wear him as a handbag after.

Doc

Yes. I am a psychologically damaged male.

Why would you have to be psychologically damaged to say yes to this?

blatantrereg

Doc wrote: »

Why would you have to be psychologically damaged to say yes to this?

It amused me to put it like that.
A lot of comments on this forum tend to be tongue in cheek tbh :pac:

MrStuffins

These days you'd have €1m spent by the time he was finishing up!

Doc

blatantrereg wrote: »

It amused me to put it like that.
A lot of comments on this forum tend to be tongue in cheek tbh :pac:

Oh so were all just here for your amusement now, while you the puppet master make us dance is it?

Well I for one refuse to play your physiological games!

I'm on to you my friend...

I'm on to you...

Seachmall

If the wife is up for it, sure.

I don't own her, if she wants to do it she wants to do it.

Stiffler2

This is easy, I'd take the 5 million quid, then dump the missus for cheatin

BraziliaNZ

he's so gorgeous and suave I'd rather he took me than my non-existent wife tbh

Depends if its taxed or not.

Feeona

Not if that strumpet Demi Moore is watching :mad:

hightower1

Take him up on the offer, get the million bucks then have herself constantly yawn and ask "is that it?" the entire time. For added effect you can stand there (male) and constantly comment on how terrible and small he is.

He simply wanted to sleep with her, didnt say nothing about having to enjoy it.

Bonus points if he gets her up the duff, catch him for some of that sweet sweet hollywood child support cash for 18 years after. :cool:

Nothingbetter2d

hightower1 wrote: »

Take him up on the offer, get the million bucks then have herself constantly yawn and ask "is that it?" the entire time. For added effect you can stand there (male) and constantly comment on how terrible and small he is.

He simply wanted to sleep with her, didnt say nothing about having to enjoy it.

Bonus points if he gets her up the duff, catch him for some of that sweet sweet hollywood child support cash for 18 years after. :cool:

spoken like a true white tracksuit wearing single mum on welfare with 4 children with different daddies

John Doe1

damn straight i would

who the fug

Am I the only one trying to figure out how the Letter of Credit would work on this one

KTRIC

What if the role was reversed, would a woman pimp out her husband to Robert Redford for sex for €1 million ?