Is it possible for a grown man to get nappy rash?

Broads.ie

I've been doing a lot of walking recently and my hole is getting a bit crushty.

stupidusername

do you wear nappies?

squod

Walk with your feet

JustAddWater

To get a nappy rash don't you gave to be wearing a nappy first!?

That might just be your problem there...

Big Johnson

The real question is does it taste good?

chiurce

Broads.ie wrote: »

I've been doing a lot of walking recently and my hole is getting a bit crushty.

Thats jock itch mate

copacetic

Learn how to wipe your arse properly and you'll be grand.

Einhard

The ire and bluetacky arse. Two of the worst things than can afflict the Irish male. Slide a slice of ham down each thigh and you'll be grand in no time.

counterlock

Cut down on sugar in your diet you'll be grand

RustyNut

chiurce wrote: »

Thats jock itch mate

Known as ring sting around these parts.

Wire brush and detol for you sir

MickySticks

How about a shower?

Crann na Beatha

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tony 2 tone

Sounds like troll hole to me, there is no cure. I'm so sorry.
Yours etc.
Dr. 2 tone.

Dr. Manhattan

You do that grown up baby fetish thing if you want, but don't try to pass off the consequences as a walking injury.

milehip1

try turning your skids inside out once in a while!
or failing that, changing them altogether.

AnamGlas

you could try, yano, washing?

Deus Ex Machina

Not sure about nappy rash, but there's a condition called "Yikes Willy". It's a nasty little dose, acute cases can involve something called "scalding helmet" where one's knobhead is covered with acneform eruptions and psoriasis as well as bright red Lymphomatoid papulosis about one's japper.

Hourly ejaculations of extremely hot, malodourous pus are common, often resulting in a trail of said liquid following the infected individual, pooling about the genitals at night or rest.

Killer Wench

Nappy rash sounds so weird. Diaper rash sounds much more... sophisticated.

sh1tstirrer

Broads.ie wrote: »

I've been doing a lot of walking recently and my hole is getting a bit crushty.

Sounds like stale sh1t rash :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Paddy Bateman

Slice a whole head of garlic in half. Insert into anus. You will be as right as rain in no time

woodoo

I'll bet your stools are sticky/mushy and you end up wiping alot to clean your arse properly.

counterlock

Aquila wrote: »

why sugar?:O

No idea but it worked for a guy I was running with. Of course when he stopped digging in it, it didnt do any harm either

Scruffles

not sure exactly understand the problem,coud it be a sweaty arse crack causing chafing?
go get a pot of sudocrem,its not just for babies or nappy rash.

Paddy Bateman wrote: »

Slice a whole head of garlic in half. Insert into anus. You will be as right as rain in no time

its a recipie for cooking chicken.

Weylin

Paddy Bateman wrote: »

Slice a whole head of garlic in half. Insert into anus. You will be as right as rain in no time

also you could try shoving a red chilli pepper up you yer kyber and leave overnight.:D

Paddy Bateman

Scruffles wrote: »

not sure exactly understand the problem,coud it be a sweaty arse crack causing chafing?
go get a pot of sudocrem,its not just for babies or nappy rash.

Paddy Bateman wrote: »

Slice a whole head of garlic in half. Insert into anus. You will be as right as rain in no time

its a recipie for cooking chicken.

Have you ever seen a roast chicken with a dirty anus like the OP described ? No? Then there you go

Broads.ie

It's also around the goochal region. I'll try shaving maybe.

Senna

Its called Jock Rot, just get cotton underwear.

Jim_Kiy

You need to lube up to prevent chaffing .I recommend WD40.

AG2R

Sounds like an STD to me, shouldn't have taken it in the arse

Paddy Bateman

Broads.ie wrote: »

It's also around the goochal region. I'll try shaving maybe.

Deep heat may help. Burn it out by god!

mikemac1

sudocream is your friend

later12

It is so demoralizing to be reading about another man's crotch hygiene on Valentine's night:(

Paddy Bateman

mikemac1 wrote: »

sudocream is your friend

No no no DEEP HEAT

Son Of A Vidic

Flutt is this your other account?

carfiosaoorl

Shower every day especially after exercising and Use caldesene powder. I swear this powder is a miracle cure for almost anything. You can find it in any chemist. I promise you instant relief:)

ArmaniJeanss

Cheap toilet roll could be the cause.
Move up to the more luxurious level. Buy some baby wet wipes to capture anything the dry paper is missing and to give the rusty sheriffs badge an extra gleam.


/flutt mode.

kissthesky

woodoo wrote: »

I'll bet your stools are sticky/mushy and you end up wiping alot to clean your arse properly.

Am feeling sick all nite and was holding in the urge to vomit but this is the trigger.Thanks OP

kissthesky

ArmaniJeanss wrote: »

Cheap toilet roll could be the cause.
Move up to the more luxurious level. Buy some baby wet wipes to capture anything the dry paper is missing and to give the rusty sheriffs badge an extra gleam.


/flutt mode.

Thats it.I'm off to spew for the next half hour.

empacher

Its called chefs arse. Get sweaty from moving around alot being in a hot room (kitchen) jocks stick to arse) jocks irritate arse. Arse rough and inflamed. Use what they use for babies talcum powder

Broads.ie

empacher wrote: »

Its called chefs arse. Get sweaty from moving around alot being in a hot room (kitchen) jocks stick to arse) jocks irritate arse. Arse rough and inflamed. Use what they use for babies talcum powder

That's exactly it! Thanks.

Chefs arse.

Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chefs%20arse

Raditub

squod wrote: »

Walk with your feet

lol!!! hahahaha! I would agree with that! Try and get back to us!:D

McChubbin

mikemac1 wrote: »

sudocream is your friend

I recommend a hot shower using Silcox Base followed by a generous slattering of Bempathine cream and a lollipop.

woodoo

Could have a touch of fungi-arse - assius mostfungist

ICANN

Change your underslacks regularly and dry your arshe properly after a bathe.

Fulton Crown

Bet you have one of those "Drop Arses"..you know ..the ones that start almost level with your back and drop almost to the back of your knees.

Flaccid would be one way of describing them but more unkind descriptions like jelly arse and rubber butt are also used.

Vaseline ..pal ..your answer is vaseline...smear well all over the tackle area and into the little runnels to the side of your sac.

Finger it well up into your arse crack...oh and wear a looser brand of underslacks(sneaky goes at wifes/GF'S thongs to be avoided).

That will see u right ...

phasers

don't mind these anateurs OP, a good wash, towel yourself dry thoroughly followed by talcum powder will sort you out.

Sweat/friction/pissing on yourself causes it generally, just wash more thoroughly and don't skimp on the powder.

and thus, my annual serious answer quota has been filled.

Broads.ie

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Bet you have one of those "Drop Arses"..you know ..the ones that start almost level with your back and drop almost to the back of your knees.

Flaccid would be one way of describing them but more unkind descriptions like jelly arse and rubber butt are also used.

Vaseline ..pal ..your answer is vaseline...smear well all over the tackle area and into the little runnels to the side of your sac.

Finger it well up into your arse crack...oh and wear a looser brand of underslacks(sneaky goes at wifes/GF'S thongs to be avoided).

That will see u right ...

Flutt?

phasers wrote: »

don't mind these anateurs OP, a good wash, towel yourself dry thoroughly followed by talcum powder will sort you out.

Sweat/friction/pissing on yourself causes it generally, just wash more thoroughly and don't skimp on the powder.

and thus, my annual serious answer quota has been filled.

I was thinking about buying a bit of talcum powder, but wouldn't that go all doughy after the first few drops of sweat?

LH Pathe

If yer unhappy in yer nappy make a thread

If yer unhappy in yer nappy make a thread

If yer unhappy in yer nappy and ur feelin kinda crappy...

If yer u happy in yer nappy make a thread.

LH Pathe

Actually .. this is fücking disgusting. you, and all your little contribumaniacs can take a jar of sudocream and shove it where the hemmhroids pine

LH Pathe

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

Shower every day especially after exercising and Use caldesene powder.

see, this is exactly what I mean about showering if you want to cut grease proper and remove stuff gone ceramic you need a good hot soak to shift that shît - see yourself as a dirty plate.

/soak will also have general therepeutic healing effect methinks.

beks101

You sound hot OP.