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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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    #7262
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Women great collaborators me hole. I've been trying for a few years now to get the missus and her best friend to have a threesome with me and they're not having any of it.


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    #7263
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    JC didnt want women priests..

    According to whom?


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    #7264
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    That wan with daccent shud be more concerned that her child may sound like her. ...

    Bet she's pulled into the hard shoulder of a busy motorway .... 'please god' :)


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    #7265
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    my friend wrote: »
    That wan with daccent shud be more concerned that her child may sound like her. ...

    Bet she's pulled into the hard shoulder of a busy motorway .... 'please god' :)

    Oh well done, well done.


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    #7266
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    syklops wrote: »
    According to whom?

    That would be the gospel according to JA.. :cool:


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    #7267
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Who is impregnating these hens?


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    #7268
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Simple solution, join the Church of Ireland, they've women mass sayer people, problem solved.

    Exactly. They allow contraception to don't they? People want to remain Catholics, but want the church to change to suit them. Doesn't work like that.


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    #7269
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Everyone loves a good funeral even the atheists ...

    You'd know they are Irish


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    #7270
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Women great collaborators me hole. I've been trying for a few years now to get the missus and her best friend to have a threesome with me and they're not having any of it.

    Organise the threesome with another 2 blokes, much easier


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    #7271
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    Thats some good paenting right there..basically couldnt be arsed.

    Oh she is spiritual though..some people are beyond help..


    HELLOOO DAMIEN PAT HERE!!


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    #7272
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    His son couldn't be arsèd


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    #7273
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Organise the threesome with another 2 blokes, much easier

    But men aren't good collaborators. And I'm not gay.the priests in school told me not to be....


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    #7274
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    my friend wrote: »
    Everyone loves a good funeral even the atheists ...

    You'd know they are Irish

    Free food, free drink, chance of a ride if it's a grieving widow.....what's not to like?


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    #7275
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    The elephant in the room (as joe would say) is that if 62% of irish catholics think being gay is fine, that means a massive 38% of them are the opposite! That's a lot of people, 62% is nothing to be proud of.


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    #7276
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    There really is some bullcrap being talked on liveline today..damo is a disaster people off on multiple crazy tangents..he isnt even as good an interrupter as joe.

    Bubye folks.


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    #7277
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    The elephant in the room (as joe would say) is that if 62% of irish catholics think being gay is fine, that means a massive 38% of them are the opposite! That's a lot of people, 62% is nothing to be proud of.

    Mooney's listenership figures disprove this theory. Then again, 99.999999% of his listeners don't know......


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    #7278
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Mooney's listenership figures disprove this theory. Then again, 99.999999% of his listeners don't know......

    Mooney's listenership figures are a result of people leaving the radio on after they have left the room. He's a lucky git to be on after liveline.


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    #7279
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    oh this is soooooooooooooo boring


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    #7280
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Late back today, judging by the thread so far I'll consider myself fortunate to have missed this.

    Has to be D'omen on duty when you hear a caller saying "Just like the Jesus I knew when we went to school" :rolleyes:

    That familiarity of all things Catholic Church from Damo probably going down well with his regular wellie-wearing Saturday mornin' audience.

    What a turn off - literally - he is.


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    #7281
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Who did this survey? I find 2m people hard to believe, I honestly don't know 1 person that goes to mass on a sunday.


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    #7282
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    They asked people coming out of mass.

    One responder said "I'm only here for the wine"


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    #7283
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    No guidelines for leaving the church? You could stop going. Worked for me.


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    #7284
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Jesus H Christ, who let damo on national radio? He doesn't even know you can't leave the church officially?


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    #7285
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    What a mine of information he is.

    "A survey on attendance at Catholic Mass was taken....and, wait for it....shock, horror,...only Catholics were asked about their religion" :eek:

    thanks D'omen, The Tina Leonard Award for Stating the Bleedin' Obvious is winging it's way in your direction. Please don't duck.


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    #7286
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    I can't believe D'Omen didn't know the "count me out" process has been deemed impossible by the Vatican. Is he really that ignorant or just hamming it up to play Devil's advocate?


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    #7287
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    homosexuality comes in ur jeans???????


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    #7288
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    I heard that as "cums in your jeans"


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    #7289
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Homosexuals are the nicest people in the world. Now would be a bad time to throw out the Hitler was gay theory then I guess?


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    #7290
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Yakuza wrote: »
    I can't believe D'Omen didn't know the "count me out" process has been deemed impossible by the Vatican. Is he really that ignorant or just hamming it up to play Devil's advocate?

    I'd say both, and apply it to just about every topic he tries to take on (livestock and soil issues aside).


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    #7291
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    Pluralist Thursday is nearly as boring as Funny Friday.


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