Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

JonathanAnon

"we were discussing how they might help his liver, help his heart, help his kidneys. But then we had to leave the ward cos the nurses were bringing him in a full Irish fry up for his dinner"..

scargill

Virus sent by god - boooooo
Blood clotting prevented by god - boooooo
Kidney & Liver failure caused by god - boooooo

Super Glove (sent by god) to the rescue - yeeaaah !!

steelcityblues

Feel like I am listening to an RTE broadcast from 1982, not 2012.

my friend

just checked with the Hospital

the kid was having his tonsils out and the problem was he was rejecting the jelly and ice cream

they threatened him with the glove and he then agreed to eat the ice cream

JonathanAnon

jcf wrote: »

Get this disgusting arrogant sick cnt of the air

But he's off this week..

scargill

philstar wrote: »

here's all you need to know about the charlatan

As I said yesterday - he wasn't wearing gloves to hide his stigmata - he was wearing gloves to cover the lack of stigmata!

Yakuza

I'm delighted that the kid got better, but you only ever hear of the good outcomes when someone prays to Padre Pio etc. Where are the hundreds of calls along the lines that "well Damo, my kid was sick, we prayed to Padre Pio and it made bugger all difference"?

Selective memory, similar to when you recall a time that you were thinking of a song and it came on the radio, yet we forget the thousands of other times you were thinking of a song and it didn't come on the radio.

Someone is seriously ill, they get better - "it's a miracle".
Someone is seriously ill, they die - "it was God's plan".

Fcuking church has a response for everything.

Paparazzo

Why is it always something convenient? Padre pios glove. The popes hat. It's never something like St. Francis's underpants. St. Vincents trousers.
"and damien, the child had 5 days left to live, he was in tremendous pain, but lifted up his legs and we got the underpants of st. francis and put them on him. And that night the cancer was gone"

JonathanAnon

Hey people, who was Marian having the row with ? Ronán Mullen? Might download the podcast

europa11

More with The Mock Awards Ceremony. ffs.

Padre Pio has more crediblity than D'omen.

my friend

ahh

d'omen is smarter than he lets on

a round about attack on the net, it is!

scargill

Yakuza wrote: »

I'm delighted that the kid got better, but you only ever hear of the good outcomes when someone prays to Padre Pio etc. Where are the hundreds of calls along the lines that "well Damo, my kid was sick, we prayed to Padre Pio and it made bugger all difference"?

It must be very annoying for doctors at times. They spend weeks trying to save somebody. Against all the odds their hard work begins to pay off and the patient begins improving.......and the family say - Thank you Jebus!!

telekon

Yakuza wrote: »

I'm delighted that the kid got better, but you only ever hear of the good outcomes when someone prays to Padre Pio etc. Where are the hundreds of calls along the lines that "well Damo, my kid was sick, we prayed to Padre Pio and it made bugger all difference"?

Selective memory, similar to when you recall a time that you were thinking of a song and it came on the radio, yet we forget the thousands of other times you were thinking of a song and it didn't come on the radio.

My usual last refuge of praying to Saint Anthony works every time when I lose something. However I must admit to usually feeling a bit stupid after.:o

my friend

JonathanAnon wrote: »

Hey people, who was Marian having the row with ? Ronán Mullen? Might download the podcast

ronan 'the repressed' paedo defender & Maid, yes, last week or the week before

Paparazzo

Yakuza wrote: »

I'm delighted that the kid got better, but you only ever hear of the good outcomes when someone prays to Padre Pio etc. Where are the hundreds of calls along the lines that "well Damo, my kid was sick, we prayed to Padre Pio and it made bugger all difference"?

Selective memory, similar to when you recall a time that you were thinking of a song and it came on the radio, yet we forget the thousands of other times you were thinking of a song and it didn't come on the radio.

Someone is seriously ill, they get better - "it's a miracle".
Someone is seriously ill, they die - "it was God's plan".

Fcuking church has a response for everything.

It does happen!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/

And I can explain why god "saved" someone and not someone else: "The lord works in mysterious ways"

surferdudz

telekon wrote: »

My usual last refuge of praying to Saint Anthony works every time when I lose something. However I must admit to usually feeling a bit stupid after.:o

I ask my son to pray to St Anthony..;)..he has an amazingly successfull record

telekon

Why should the tax payer have to pay for people's alarms again?

surferdudz

to make a long story short..."everything " was stopped...

JonathanAnon

surferdudz wrote: »

I ask my son to pray to St Anthony..;)..he has an amazingly successfull record

I prayed to St Jude for Damien, to no avail..

philstar

Paparazzo wrote: »

It does happen!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/

And I can explain why god "saved" someone and not someone else: "The lord works in mysterious ways"

janey, god is one cold dude :cool:

Paparazzo

Anyone who thinks winning one of those entrepreneur awards will increase their buiness is even more deluded that the Padre Pio guys.
There's a million awards, no customer gives a shíte about them

my friend

i thought old people couldnt afford to leave their homes?

now they need alarms for when they are not there

its amazing all the little grants available

what do old people actually have to pay for?

europa11

Plugetty-plug

my friend

was she just plugging a company???

Paparazzo

Imagine the orgasm you'd have if you had a **** wearing Padre Pio's glove? Might ring up joe on monday to say the granny is ill...

europa11

Coming up on Mooney "Your questions on Jackdaws and Crows"

It's time RTE changed it's moniker to LunacyFM and got it over with.

SEPT 23 1989

yum yum

Owryan

"funny Friday" not "today" you coulda fooled me !!!!!!!!!!

JonathanAnon

Paparazzo wrote: »

Anyone who thinks winning one of those entrepreneur awards will increase their buiness is even more deluded that the Padre Pio guys. There's a million awards, no customer gives a shíte about them

Didnt win, no..? :pac:

philstar

Paparazzo wrote: »

Imagine the orgasm you'd have if you had a **** wearing Padre Pio's glove? Might ring up joe on monday to say the granny is ill...

oh go on, do:pac:

better still tell him that your granny died, and the glove did feck all good:pac: