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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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    #8822
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    " so to speak" 1st of the day...


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    #8823
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Surprised he's not talking about this:
    Two elephants involved in a crushing incident which left a circus worker fighting for his life have tested positive for drugs.

    "During the course of the confirmatory testing, the presence of paracetamol was detected. The presence of morphine is likely to be as a result of metabolised codeine."

    Read more: http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/tests-reveal-circus-elephants-were-drugged-191562.html#ixzz1sxgKSt5T
    Apparently a 3rd elephant had a **** on a plane


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    #8824
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Calm down caaalllllmmmmm dowwwwnnnnn


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    #8825
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Description of man please missus. I'd love to meet him the next time he goes shopping.


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    #8826
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    I'm a heartless bastard when it comes to people but the fact that it was a dog that was hit makes the story worse for me.

    .

    Ah I agree the story is shocking the poor little dog, but the just funny that typical Joe doesn't explain anything and I believed Levis was a human! :D


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    #8827
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Ah go on, Mary, say what you said at the gate....throw a few f**ks into Joe there.


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    #8828
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    how did she "lose" him ..if she was driving behind while he wALKED..


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    #8829
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Foreign National!!! Now I know its one of you guys! :D


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    #8830
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    He was black, he didn't look like an irish person, that caller is bang bang nuts oh hazel nuts


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    #8831
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Most people were in church? - I DONT THINK SO LOVE


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    #8832
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    surferdudz wrote: »
    how did she "lose" him ..if she was driving behind while he wALKED..

    She got stuck at traffic lights.


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    #8833
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    THREE weeks ago,,,,,,,,

    jumping on the "shortage of gardai" bandwagon........


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    #8834
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    I'm a heartless bastard when it comes to people but the fact that it was a dog that was hit makes the story worse for me.

    I don't particularly like dogs, but that bloke who did that is pure scum. If a dog is being agressive to me or one of my kids, then all bets are off, but to lure one over and punch it for no reason - absolute thuggery.


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    #8835
    Technocentral
    Registered Users Posts: 6,104 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    Set him back from what he's a bloody dog!


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    #8836
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    not following any LEAD so to speak.............keep the day job Joe..


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    #8837
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    And I bet she loves Susan Boyle


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    #8838
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    "any leads?"
    Joe said that then realised it was a pun.


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    #8839
    Monty Burnz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    "it's just me and Levi"

    Joe: "That's....<desperately tries not to say SAD>...nice..."


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    #8840
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Levi needs to be replaced by something like this:

    Irish%2BWolfhound%2Ba%2BDog.jpg


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    #8841
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    it was probably the local postman, off duty.


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    #8842
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Technocentral wrote: »
    Set him back from what he's a bloody dog!

    Yep, id expect a comment like that from you.


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    #8843
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Is there a point to this story?

    Sounds like something even D'omen would be comfortable rabbiting on about.


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    #8844
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Did he mention a name?"...."don't give his name"

    Classic Joe!


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    #8845
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    The late great Gerry Ryan......please, please, please let there be an ad for Coke during the next break. It's the real thing!


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    #8846
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    I wish Joe called back those 4 or 5 callers that supported the Kellys from Killiney after they were evicted to see if they still supported them now it's known that they have over 30 properties.
    Somehow I think their phones wouldn't be answered


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    #8847
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    What's your circumstance? What happened to Lahv Lahn Bingo Buzzword favourite "what's your difference?"


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    #8848
    Happyman42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    artful_codger wrote: »
    it was probably the local postman, off duty.

    :D:DI knew a postie who bought special boots after being attacked by a small dog/rodent and then went postal on it when he went back. :D


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    #8849
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Poor guy awful situation.


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    #8850
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Sums up this country perfectly that the HSE cannot fund this drug but RTE pay Joe enough to keep 5/6 patients on it for a year. Scandalous really.


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    #8851
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Sums up this country perfectly that the HSE cannot fund this drug but RTE pay Joe enough to keep 5/6 patients on it for a year. Scandalous really.

    It's a stressful hour and fifteen minutes Joe puts in for that €400k though.


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