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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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    #9062
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Sounds like a lovely hotel


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    #9063
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Guard dogs... Pissing myself laughing here.


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    #9064
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 33,612 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Guard dogs stolen!! Only in Ireland, eh!


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    #9065
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    The early 70s?!? Floodgates are now open for the geriatrics with the "well, back in my day...." stories now. :rolleyes:


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    #9066
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "I'm baffled about the guard dogs"

    So am I.


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    #9067
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Hahahaha! Guard dogs were nicked! You couldn't make it up... or could you?


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    #9068
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 33,612 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    I steal a glass nearly every time I'm in a bar.


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    #9069
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    The recession is over, pampering in Ashbourne!:D

    It's not the recession, it's "the great unpleasantness"!!! ;)


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    #9070
    Bertiebasher
    Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭Bertiebasher


    chuckling :)


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    #9071
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    3 or 4 guard dogs nicked:pac:


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    #9072
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    NIMAN wrote: »
    Guard dogs stolen!! Only in Ireland, eh!

    cujo.jpg

    steal me


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    #9073
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    My stomach. Hurts from laughing.


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    #9074
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    This doesn't really equate with the other story. Bet Joe just wanted to make that dog pun...


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    #9075
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Have we gone 24 hours into the future and is this Funny Friday?


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    #9076
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    3 or 4 guard dogs nicked:pac:

    what new Medication is he on?


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    #9077
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Have we gone 24 hours into the future and is this Funny Friday?

    That little bit right there was funnier than any Funny Friday ever.


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    #9078
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Have we gone 24 hours into the future and is this Funny Friday?

    No, we're laughing.


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    #9079
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "He's prepared to scratch it"

    "No I want my €50 back"

    :rolleyes:


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    #9080
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Laura is up a throw and I want to throw up


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    #9081
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I have a feeling a future Funny Friday will be from a certain hotel in Ashbourne.......


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    #9082
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Heres Christy Brown


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    #9083
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Heroin addict on line 3...


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    #9084
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    note to all:

    take your partners genitals from your mouth when you telephone liveline and are speaking


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    #9085
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Duffy is after ruining that hotels business now. Asshole


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    #9086
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I would have loved if the hotel owner had said..

    "well you cant stay here again anyway, cos yer barred"..


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    #9087
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    That_Guy wrote: »
    "He's prepared to scratch it"

    "No I want my €50 back"

    :rolleyes:

    Joe:"Will you accept that he will give you the money back"
    Laura:"Oh yeah absolutely, but I'll never stay in the hotel again"

    Gracious young lady.


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    #9088
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "I wouldn't steal such an ugly throw"

    "It wasn't in the room"

    "I saw a picture online"


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    #9089
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 33,612 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    I was waiting for him to shout, "give us our throw back, ya robbing bitch".


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    #9090
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    syklops wrote: »
    Joe:"Will you accept that he will give you the money back"
    Laura:"Oh yeah absolutely, but I'll never stay in the hotel again"

    Gracious young lady.

    I reckon Laura needs at least 3 pillows for her derrière


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    #9091
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    my friend wrote: »
    Laura is up a throw and I want to throw up

    I see what you did there... :)

    I could almost hear her saying to herself "bleedin graye, Oi gorraway wi da'"


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