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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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    #1202
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    CPC Course

    'dont take dirty hookers into your cab'


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    #1203
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    dvcireland, your pic made me lol (you'll be in trouble though I reckon!) :D


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    #1204
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    wheres the champion butter hi


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    #1205
    patwicklow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    A pen pusher that can not drive


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    #1206
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Colossal Kilometres joe


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    #1207
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Caller:"I'm driving years and I never had an accident"
    Joe:"Please god"

    Please god what?


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    #1208
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Was Joe a truck driver at some stage?....he seems to know alot about left hand turns. :pac:


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    #1209
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    "the hardest maneuvre is that left hand turn..." ..."that left hand turn is a nightmare"

    Seriously? Is turning left really the hardest thing you can do when driving a truck?


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    #1210
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    Colossal Kilometres joe

    1900 metres per Colossal Kilometre


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    #1211
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    He'd have a hard on for a month

    you mean his internal aerial would be up.


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    #1212
    scargill
    Registered Users Posts: 1,679 ✭✭✭scargill


    I cycle and drive. When cycling you just have to be defensive - assume the driver can't see you and you'll be fine. Assume they have seen you and you'll end up on their bonnet!


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    #1213
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Is he an ESB man?


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    #1214
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Wow something that is actually in the news today! 3 more ads before 3 and short shrift to this.


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    #1215
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Joe cant get his head around big figures:rolleyes:


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    #1216
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    rory the bar gripping economist, prepare for a revelation

    joe's fumbling for the dump button


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    #1217
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "are ya dere Joe???"

    BINGO!! :D


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    #1218
    finfinfin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭finfinfin


    the cpc is a joke.health and safety folk thought it up because they had shag all to do since the building boom collapsed.saving jobs for themselves is all they're doing.its a joke.

    that neil fella is a right one.

    state assets Joe.


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    #1219
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    What's this guy on about? He owes Joe €200????........oh sorry, barstool economist time.

    Are you listening in Athens?


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    #1220
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Joe is gonna take this caller offline so that he can claim his two euros.. :pac:


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    #1221
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    give joe €2.00 ?? WTF ??


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    #1222
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    What union does he belong to?


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    #1223
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    The thing I miss most about the celtic tiger, is there were know armchair economists back then.

    "If the trocaire says no."

    I lol'ed.


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    #1224
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Greyhound - Bingo

    Are they on the bingo list? :D


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    #1225
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    this is a SIPTU caller

    joes Union pals have a direct line from Liberty Hall


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    #1226
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Joe: "I have to give the other side of the argument"

    I am seriousy at a loss at to which smiley to put after thet gem from Joe.


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    #1227
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: and I end up giving the other side of the argument, that's the nature of the programme I suppose.


    Unless the subject matter involves the IRA, the Provos, Sinn Fein, the Public Sector, Fianna Fail, the TV license, RTE salaries etc.


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    #1228
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Koo-doss to Joe for spotting that.

    :rolleyes:


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    #1229
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    He works in the Dept of Finance


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    #1230
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    psy-kill-ists


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    #1231
    scargill
    Registered Users Posts: 1,679 ✭✭✭scargill


    Janey mack. This guy is mixing up Trocaire and Troika. Where is Constantin when you need him.


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