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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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    #1622
    Glebee
    Registered Users Posts: 6,632 ✭✭✭Glebee


    Ha ha,

    Caller - "All drinks werre €1.

    Joe - "Was it a euro a pint."

    Caller "I dont know"


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    #1623
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Yakuza wrote: »
    Great - increase the price of drink. More nanny state bullsh1t. How on earth is it democratic to screw over the majority of folks based on the actions of the few.

    Promoting personal responsibility by nailing those who abuse it with the costs of cleaning up after them is the way to go.

    Not alone that, but guess where people will head for the cheap booze once we tax the bejaysus out of it?.

    up to the friggin' North, where our first caller was from! Joe going 'round in circles again.


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    #1624
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Its not inebriated.

    It's sh1tfaced


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    #1625
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    What is the name of this Pub? Who's up for a trip to Sligo? :D


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    #1626
    miketv
    Registered Users Posts: 835 ✭✭✭miketv


    At least they can't be blaming the headshops this time :rolleyes:


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    #1627
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Skid wrote: »
    'The cost of VAT is exponential'

    Joe just goes for a long word every now and then, regardless of its meaning. His Language skills are dreadful.

    Yes.

    VAT is not Exponential - its 23% on €1 of alcohol and its 23% on €100 of alcohol thats not exponential Joe!


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    #1628
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    artful_codger wrote: »
    toobdnatrab-xp052.jpg

    i see only one solution.

    Having a small penis ? That'll just make the drunken young men more angry, and the young drunken ladies more frustrated and will take that frustration out in drunken fights.


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    #1629
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    It's always somebody else's fault.

    Teach your kids some personal responsibility and maybe future generations will have a better attitude to alcohol in this country.

    I'm sorry but that young lad died of stupidity.


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    #1630
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Is it national killjoy day ?


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    #1631
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    pc7 wrote: »
    Yeah your daughter was drinking water between her jagger bombs :rolleyes:

    "Oh no, Mammy, I was pacing myself. As you know, I am always very responsible. I was more sober leaving than when I went in ..."


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    #1632
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Isn't the publican supposed to stop serving people when they're shítfaced? Funny that the pub lobby are saying below cost selling in supermarkets is bad because it's a danger for peoples health.


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    #1633
    suzie987
    Registered Users Posts: 174 ✭✭suzie987


    I cannot stand these Mammies that ring in about their "precious darlings". They are adults for God sake they need to learn some responsibility instead of running home to Mammy and getting on to Joe!!!!! Ya of course she was drinking water . . .


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    #1634
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "garda Sheehawwna" :)


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    #1635
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    pc7 wrote: »
    Yeah your daughter was drinking water between her jagger bombs :rolleyes:

    its not the daughters drinking that's really upsetting her

    its the pictures of her being spit roasted that were posted on facebook!!


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    #1636
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Lapin wrote: »
    Is it national killjoy day ?

    Patience Lapin. Only 4 days to Funny Friday. ;)


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    #1637
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Skid wrote: »
    "Oh no, Mammy, I was pacing myself. As you know, I am always very responsible. I was more sober leaving than when I went in ..."

    The water was to keep me hydrated as I had taken 4 E's Mammy, but I didn't touch a drop of alcohol. Amn't I a great girl Mammy?


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    #1638
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Having a small penis ? That'll just make the drunken young men more angry, and the young drunken ladies more frustrated and will take that frustration out in drunken fights.

    lol. seems hotlinking to that image isn't allowed. It was supposed to be an image from Bart vs Australia, getting a kick from a large boot.


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    #1639
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Blame the government missus.

    They tie us into the chairs, lock the pub doors and force the drink down our throats against our will


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    #1640
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "the government lacks the bottle" :rolleyes:


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    #1641
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    europa11 wrote: »
    Patience Lapin. Only 4 days to Funny Friday. ;)


    Thats when the cheap drink offers from 10.30am to 3 pm will really start kicking in


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    #1642
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    sudzs wrote: »
    "the government lacks the bottle" :rolleyes:

    They wont give it a shot


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    #1643
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Holy Jebus that RnaG ad is shocking, la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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    #1644
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    The Pioneer Total Abstinence Society were well organised today.


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    #1645
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Pretty soon everything that joe doesn't like will be banned.


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    #1646
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Tele-poll??????? Someone ring up the Shinners quick.


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    #1647
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Pretty soon everything that joe doesn't like will be banned.
    Reckon his brother will be top of the lits, "ban brothers"


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    #1648
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    sudzs wrote: »
    "the government lacks the bottle" :rolleyes:

    Thankfully the government seems to understand that putting up the cost of alcohol takes food out of the mouths of children.


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    #1649
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    soooo,

    the kids are all takin muscle relaxants Joe

    care to address that?

    oh no, that would fall under personal decision and subsequent consequences


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    #1650
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I love the way Corkonians can't pronounce "Elysian"


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    #1651
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Heres a question?

    These polls are infrequent enough but where does the profit go?

    For example, the late late show run a competition each week. Say for instance the prize is €20,000 with an entry fee of €1 per text, if they get 30000 texts where does the €10,000 go?


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