Who Let The Dogs Out?

Scorpion Sting

What is another word for thesaurus?

Son Of A Vidic

How long is a piece of string?

Doc

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Doc suspend reason and logic and just go with the flow.

Where is the flow going by the way?

And how do you know if you are actually going with it or not?

NEVER!!! Unless mine are answered.

And to answer your question

To the lowest point.

Observation of the direction of the flow and the direction in which you are going.

Scorpion Sting

If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?

Doc

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

How long is a piece of string?

Half as long as twice its length.

Johro

Who let the cat in?

Doc

jebforever wrote: »

What is another word for thesaurus?

lexicon

KKkitty

jebforever wrote: »

How can you hear yourself think?

I can. Sounds like a creaky noise so I gave up thinking

Son Of A Vidic

jebforever wrote: »

If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?

You tell me.

carfiosaoorl

Does rain drop or does it fall?

Doc

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

Does rain drop or does it fall?

Both.

Scorpion Sting

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

You tell me.

I'm not sure if I should.

KKkitty

Johro wrote: »

Who let the cat in?

Who let the cat out of the bag 1st?

Son Of A Vidic

Meatloaf said he would do anything thing for love, but he won't do that. So what actually is 'that'?

ballsymchugh

do i know what rhetorical means??

Chuck Stone

How will I know If (s)he really loves me?

Oooh topical ^^.

What'd the difference between me and you?

What a choon ^^.

acidskiffle

When is a jar not a jar?

acidskiffle

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Meatloaf said he would do anything thing for love, but he won't do that. So what actually is 'that'?

Rape a badger.
He said it in an interview.

Hank Scorpio

To be or not to be, that is the question

opinion guy

starbelgrade wrote: »

If a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands butter-side down, what happens if you glue a cats' feet to the buttery side of some toast & drop them from a height?

They would levitate and spin about 6 inches from the ground obviously!:rolleyes:

nuxxx wrote: »

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The Secret of Monkey Island was epic!!!


In before the fig rolls!!!

Scorpion Sting

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

LH Pathe

Jeb man wtf long time no see. not been over to the fifa forum in a long while

flanum

KKkitty wrote: »

What colour is the wind

Its Blue all around!!

and is Schroedingers Cat alive or dead?

later12

Where do boards members go when they close their accounts?

Is there an after life

Havermeyer

Where have all the good times gone?

Scorpion Sting

LH Pathe wrote: »

Jeb man wtf long time no see. not been over to the fifa forum in a long while

I recognise your username but I can't seem to remember from where. Are you on the EA forums?

Super-Rush

What could Sharon Corr do to make you lover her?

LH Pathe

jebforever wrote: »

I recognise your username but I can't seem to remember from where. Are you on the EA forums?

that's right.. will be over there for the euros likely so til then, jebbers. If when

dave3004

opinion guy wrote: »

They would levitate and spin about 6 inches from the ground obviously!:rolleyes:



The Secret of Monkey Island was epic!!!


In before the fig rolls!!!

A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood coz a woodchuck cant chuck wood !

But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck wood how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

travelledpengy

If god is responsible for natural disasters, why don't we fine the Catholic Church for damages?

AgileMyth

starbelgrade wrote: »

If a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands butter-side down, what happens if you glue a cats' feet to the buttery side of some toast & drop them from a height?

Infinite energy of course http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ledp0mgRlq1qehfnho1_500.png

Senna wrote: »

Was the German girl Joxer met in Stuttgart "up the duff"?

Obviously. Why the fuck else would anyone show up in Ballyfermot?

Frank Black

Do I want fries with that?

gamgsam

The ever infamous:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

:eek:

The Snipe

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Standard Toaster

Why can't wimmins put on mascara with their mouth closed?

jackie1974

How did sally sell seashells on the sea shore when people could just pick them up for free ?

If water spins anticlockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere, what direction does it spin at the equator ?

stovelid

El Pistolero wrote: »

What could Sharon Corr do to make you lover her?

Exist.

Logical Fallacy

XiledSniper wrote: »

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front.

wideangle

How do ladybird's have babys if they are all ladys?

ft9

Somebody was watching The Big Bang Theory last night.

milehip1

can you dig half a hole?

Plazaman

If I pour superglue onto a non-stick pan, what will happen?

jester77

Why do Irish people always look forward to a good summer with great anticipation, when it's most likely it will just rain for most of it, and then afterwards complain about a miserable summer as if it was not expected!

phil1nj

Who did shoot Nice Guy Eddie?

Dusty87

What was Daniel Craig's character's name in 'Layer Cake'?

Mickey H

Who shot JR?

pissblast

Do fish get thirsty?

are the words 'Story Horse' a greeting or a childs toy?

--Kaiser--

XiledSniper wrote: »

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because Poe wrote on both

Ms. Captain M

What IS she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

If my friend had put his hands in the fire, would I have done so also?