Dont forget march 14th is steak and bj day!

flanum

enough with the valentines schmaltz.. roll on march 14th!

Yakult

When is Pancake Tuesday?

FearDark

Yakult wrote: »

When is Pancake Tuesday?

Next Wednesday.

MickySticks

Yakult wrote: »

When is Pancake Tuesday?

Tuesday.

Yakult

MickySticks wrote: »

Tuesday.

Damn, missed it AGAIN!

later12

flanum wrote: »

enough with the valentines schmaltz.. roll on march 14th!

If we didn't have girls for Valentine's day, what if we still don't have girlfriends for March 14th?

Perhaps we just take off the pressure and name Steak & BJ day whatever date falls one week after you start dating someone.

hondasam

later10 wrote: »

If we didn't have girls for Valentine's day, what if we still don't have girlfriends for March 14th?

ye five lonely hearts can meet up and blow each other.

MrStuffins

Dude, if you're excited about having a steak and a BJ one month from now, you probably need more excitement!

later12

Excuse me, please stop bringing sex into the internet HS.

That's not what it's for:cool:

later12

MrStuffins wrote: »

Dude, if you're excited about having a steak and a BJ one month from now, you probably need more excitement!

In fairness Mr Stuffins, steak and a BJ from the girl you adore is something pretty special.

I mean it's not like getting a steak & bj from your mother or just anyone, you know?

Jen Pigs Fly

Hmmm I suppose the boyfriend does deserve a reward for living through Valentine's day.

But is there another option besides steak?

MrStuffins

later10 wrote: »

MrStuffins wrote: »

Dude, if you're excited about having a steak and a BJ one month from now, you probably need more excitement!

In fairness Mr Stuffins, steak and a BJ from the girl you adore is something pretty special.

I mean it's not like getting a steak & bj from your mother or just anyone, you know?

Are you suggesting I don't adore my mother?

hondasam

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

But is there another option besides steak?

Nice rack of lamb, better than steak.

Jen Pigs Fly

hondasam wrote: »

Nice rack of lamb, better than steak.

Oh yea that sounds nice! I find steak to be a bit too fatty and I don't want my man to get indigestion :cool:

LH Pathe

Steak & BJ day.

Sounds like the pussywhupped want to reclaim lost ground.. how about suck her stilleto day hm? or alternatively, bleach ur bumhole day

MrStuffins

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Hmmm I suppose the boyfriend does deserve a reward for living through Valentine's day.

Reward?

So wait...... as the man I'm supposed to be RECEIVING a blowjob?

That sounds so much better than my regular Steak & BJ Day with my Uncle Larry

MickySticks

MrStuffins wrote: »

Reward?

So wait...... as the man I'm supposed to be RECEIVING a blowjob?

That sounds so much better than my regular Steak & BJ Day with my Uncle Larry

Murphy?

Ficheall

I can't remember the last time I had steak or a blowjob.


Right now I'd take the steak, I'm fecking starving.

Jen Pigs Fly

MrStuffins wrote: »

Reward?

So wait...... as the man I'm supposed to be RECEIVING a blowjob?

That sounds so much better than my regular Steak & BJ Day with my Uncle Larry

Despite the myth it's actually not THAT much of a chore ...

Ficheall

I like your attitude, kid. You'll go far in this town.

hondasam

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Despite the myth it's actually not THAT much of a chore ...

Nothing is a chore if the price is right, always think positive and keep thinking what's in it for you.

seanybiker

Fook the 14th of March. The 15th is when the two legends where born

StupidLikeAFox

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Hmmm I suppose the boyfriend does deserve a reward for living through Valentine's day.

But is there another option besides steak?

Another blowjob?

Jen Pigs Fly

hondasam wrote: »

Nothing is a chore if the price is right, always think positive and keep thinking what's in it for you.

New shoes!!
:pac:

pragmatic1

Wonder what the female equivalent is called.

Jen Pigs Fly

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Wonder what the female equivalent is called.

Chocolate and lick out day

seanybiker

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Chocolate and lick out day

Dunno what kinda fella you have but I will lick out a cream egg everyday of the year and be delighted

Jen Pigs Fly

seanybiker wrote: »

Dunno what kinda fella you have but I will lick out a cream egg everyday of the year and be delighted

Well isn't your GF/future Gf lucky.
You'd be surprised, a lot of lads are exactly like girls when it comes to oral sex, you have to literally push them down and beg them to stay there

seanybiker

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Well isn't your GF/future Gf lucky.
You'd be surprised, a lot of lads are exactly like girls when it comes to oral sex, you have to literally push them down and beg them to stay there

feck that I loves going down. I know this is after hours and all that but I get more enjoyment going down than her going down hahahaha. To be honest I thought all fellas where like that. Apart from my scruffy head I dunno why I'm single hahahaha.

Jen Pigs Fly

seanybiker wrote: »

feck that I loves going down. I know this is after hours and all that but I get more enjoyment going down than her going down hahahaha. To be honest I thought all fellas where like that. Apart from my scruffy head I dunno why I'm single hahahaha.

They're not like that, not at all.
I swear to god if I hear one more complaint in the perhaps one I (barely) get every 3 months ...

seanybiker

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

They're not like that, not at all.
I swear to god if I hear one more complaint in the perhaps one I (barely) get every 3 months ...

barely? Sure there no point trying if its only a barely haha

Jen Pigs Fly

seanybiker wrote: »

barely? Sure there no point trying if its only a barely haha

Gotta love a tryer :rolleyes:, 30 seconds in "Oh my jaw hurts" "I have a rash from shaving" etc I'm like eh I'm not even warmed up yet wtf.

No such thing as the perfect man, there's always something wrong with them. What I got in the looks department I gave up in pleasure :mad:

seanybiker

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Gotta love a tryer :rolleyes:, 30 seconds in "Oh my jaw hurts" "I have a rash from shaving" etc I'm like eh I'm not even warmed up yet wtf.

No such thing as the perfect man, there's always something wrong with them. What I got in the looks department I gave up in pleasure :mad:

I have a beard so don't mind the shaving haha.

Jimoslimos

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

"I have a rash from shaving" etc

Who, him or you?

TBH, BJs are overrated: Anal & Steak (rump of course!) day would be my choice.

Jen Pigs Fly

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Who, him or you?

TBH, BJs are overrated: Anal & Steak (rump of course!) day would be my choice.

Him, I wax.

Doc

There is a poster with an openly female user name posting in after hours and talking about how she's doesn’t mind giving blowjobs and waxes her lady parts.

Hhhmmmm my spider senses are tingling.

at least I think that's what that tingling sensation is

seanybiker

Doc wrote: »

There is a poster with an openly female user name posting in after hours and talking about how she's doesn’t mind giving blowjobs and waxes her lady parts.

Hhhmmmm my spider senses are tingling.

at least I think that's what that tingling sensation is

I promise she is not my friend on Facebook and I swear she is not absolutely gorgeous.


*all of that is a lie

Gaunty

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Chocolate and lick out day

Cake and Cunnilingus day.

1hnr79jr65

Gaunty wrote: »

Cake and Cunnilingus day.

Lick out the cake day ? Could be more fun:D

Jimoslimos

Gaunty wrote: »

Cake and Cunnilingus day.

I have a sweet tooth, suits me over steak and bj day,

RobbingBandit

What about Coke and Hookers day.

Dravokivich

RobbingBandit wrote: »

What about Coke and Hookers day.

Budget cutbacks.

biko

So some people only get steak and BJ once a year?

antodeco

This thread is what all non-subscribers are missing in the secret "cyber-chat" forum us subscribers have!

Raditub

biko wrote: »

So some people only get steak and BJ once a year?

yes wtf??? hahaha poor guys! You should find a new girl or a new butcher! hahaha or a butcher who really likes you! lol!:D

LH Pathe

What about Hake and TJ day?

aka fish and a hooker

wilkie2006

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Hmmm I suppose the boyfriend does deserve a reward for living through Valentine's day.

But is there another option besides steak?

MrStuffins wrote: »

Reward?

So wait...... as the man I'm supposed to be RECEIVING a blowjob?

That sounds so much better than my regular Steak & BJ Day with my Uncle Larry

That was very fcuking funny, MrStuffins

mikom

flanum wrote: »

Dont forget march 14th is steak and bj day!
enough with the valentines schmaltz.. roll on march 14th!

The only time most of the fuckers on this forum will encounter steak and bj day is when they get a set of ribs removed.

Doctor Jimbob

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Gotta love a tryer :rolleyes:, 30 seconds in "Oh my jaw hurts" "I have a rash from shaving" etc I'm like eh I'm not even warmed up yet wtf.

No such thing as the perfect man, there's always something wrong with them. What I got in the looks department I gave up in pleasure :mad:

In fairness it's a fair work out for the jaw.

Bit of craic though.

Whispered

March 14th is my birthday so you can all feck off and leave my day alone. :mad: