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Competition: Variations on a theme 8 (Flashfiction)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭Ectoplasm


    And PM is sent! Whew -that was interesting. I'm not 100% sure if I did it right but there are some words formed into sentances at least. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭echo beach


    I'm ready to start at last if somebody can send me the outline.
    Thanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 554 ✭✭✭Wantobe


    Cup of tea went cold...submitted something anyway! :P


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Three in so far


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Outline sent to Das Kitty at 9.00

    Entry submitted!

    Phew!
    Wantobe wrote: »
    Cup of tea went cold...submitted something anyway! :P

    Ha ha, me too, I just took a slug of horrible cold tea. Yuck!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    echo beach wrote: »
    I'm ready to start at last if somebody can send me the outline.
    Thanks.

    Sent at 21.55


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    If you're requesting the outline can you do it by PM first or say who you want to send it, just to avoid receiving it multiple times with different timestamps?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭Ectoplasm


    Just wanted to add mucho thanks to Leafonthewind for forwarding me the outline and big thanks to Pickarooney for facilitating this whole thing. It was fun - terrifying - but fun nonetheless!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Submitted in time by the skin of my teeth! :)


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    We have another crash and burner I fear


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭PurpleBee


    Not sure if I made it, I'm really not used to pressure.

    Thanks Pickarooney and Leafonthewind, great competition.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    PB had one minute to spare. Think what you could have done with those wasted seconds!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    PB had one minute to spare. Think what you could have done with those wasted seconds!

    Pfft, I spent 59 minutes brainstorming and 1 minute writing, editing and submitting.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Are we expecting any more after echo_beach?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Hopefully someone is drinking his/her way into a state of preparation


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    What happens if somebody says they want to take part but it's after 11pm?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    See post 35


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    See post 35

    Always with the answers, this guy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭echo beach


    Now I remember the feeling you get when the examiner says 'time up' and you have to have in your paper without reading over it although you know it is full of silly mistakes.

    At least we don't have to wait so long for the verdict. Thanks to all those doing the organising. It was an interesting challange.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Midnight here and I'm off to bed. If anyone gets a PM after this can you CC me on the reply PM as well as posting the time on thread?


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Midnight here and I'm off to bed. If anyone gets a PM after this can you CC me on the reply PM as well as posting the time on thread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭hcass


    Soooooo...

    Are you doing another comp Pickarooney? One without a strict time limit cos that screwed me royally last time :D

    Please, please, please. I'm dying to contribute!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Pah! Next one should have a thirty minute limit ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭hcass


    Antilles wrote: »
    Pah! Next one should have a thirty minute limit ;)

    And a ban on past winners :p


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Next one will be a novel contest. 180,000 word minimum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Next one will be a novel contest. 180,000 word minimum.

    I'll submit my own original novel "When Bana Sings." It's about Eric Bana trying to break into the South American pop music/drug smuggling scene.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭PurpleBee


    Antilles wrote: »
    I'll submit my own original novel "When Bana Sings." It's about Eric Bana trying to break into the South American pop music/drug smuggling scene.

    Hmm sounds suspiciously like my entry, "When Bananas Sting"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    PurpleBee wrote: »
    Hmm sounds suspiciously like my entry, "When Bananas Sting"

    Hmm, well as you can see I've been developing this idea for some time.

    bana_sings.png


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Antilles wrote: »
    Hmm, well as you can see I've been developing this idea for some time.

    bana_sings.png

    You do realise I will have the song stuck in my head for at least a week now? Thanks for that, you're a real pal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭PurpleBee


    Antilles wrote: »
    Hmm, well as you can see I've been developing this idea for some time.

    bana_sings.png

    If you've actually written that, I'll read it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Next one will be a novel contest. 180,000 word minimum.

    Let's make it interesting. Randomly assign a letter to different contestants, the contestant can not use this letter in their submission


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Let's make it interesting. Randomly assign a letter to different contestants, the contestant can not use this letter in their submission

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=65698628&postcount=3 <-- written entirely without the letter 'e'.

    I can't remember why, but it seemed a good idea at the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭diddlybit


    Antilles wrote: »
    written entirely without the letter 'e'.

    That's pretty impressive, isn't "e" the most commonly used letter in the alphabet?



    What did "e" ever do to anyone? I have the oddest image of a giant "E" being burnt on Sesame Street while Big Bird and Elmo dance around it in my head right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭echo beach


    Antilles wrote: »
    I'll submit my own original novel "When Bana Sings." It's about Eric Bana trying to break into the South American pop music/drug smuggling scene.

    Have you forgotten that Pickarooney gets to decide on the theme?
    You can't start writing until you find out what it is, but you could probably work that basic idea into most scenarios.:)


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I'm kind of tapped out for ideas. Someone come up with something mental.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭hcass


    But if we come up with it - we can't be in it! Ahhhhhhh!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    hcass wrote: »
    But if we come up with it - we can't be in it! Ahhhhhhh!

    Of course you can. Most of the themes so far were suggestions by people who entered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    I'm kind of tapped out for ideas. Someone come up with something mental.

    Something like the Bad Romance one again could be fun. Maybe a different genre?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Blush_01 wrote: »

    Ooh, how about write a complete story about any topic, but with no dialogue?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Or adjectives


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,096 ✭✭✭--amadeus--


    Exercises like that are interesting for yourself but I'm not sure they work for competitions? I really liked the ones with just a title or a generic opening sentence. You know something like "The calm of the summers afternoon was shattered when..." or "Bellydoney Post Office was probably the most respectable in the county, with regimented rows of information leaflets and a carefully choreographed poster board..." Leaves people off to carry it in all sorts of directions and genres and that (as a reader) is half the fun...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭hcass


    I am inclined to agree with the above. I don't really like the competitions with so many rules - it just impedes creativity. What about a really simple, traditional style short story competition? Short enough word limit though cos it can be difficult for people to read long stories past say 1000-1500 words.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭PurpleBee


    I prefer restriction, in my opinion it intensifies the creative impulse.

    I also think we should have a 10 minute limerick writing competition


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    PurpleBee wrote: »
    I also think we should have a 10 minute limerick writing competition

    Haiku-off!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭hcass


    PurpleBee wrote: »
    I prefer restriction, in my opinion it intensifies the creative impulse.

    I also think we should have a 10 minute limerick writing competition

    I do love Limericks now that's a good un.

    Seriously though - like with the flash fiction. I felt like I had an idea but because I didn't have the time to complete it I didn't bother (well I started but didn't have time to finish) so for me the time limit impeded my creativity. I mean surely it shouldn't matter how long it take someone (within reason) to write something. The finished product is what merit should be given on, not how quick they were writing it. I'm talking a day or two here now, not a week or a month or anything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    hcass wrote: »
    I do love Limericks now that's a good un.

    Seriously though - like with the flash fiction. I felt like I had an idea but because I didn't have the time to complete it I didn't bother (well I started but didn't have time to finish) so for me the time limit impeded my creativity. I mean surely it shouldn't matter how long it take someone (within reason) to write something. The finished product is what merit should be given on, not how quick they were writing it. I'm talking a day or two here now, not a week or a month or anything.

    It might be different for everyone, but I've spent hours writing stories and days writing stories. The ones that take hours are invariably the best (albeit after a little polishing).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Haiku-off!

    Old school rules?


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