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Tell us a secret.

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  • 15-02-2012 5:30pm
    #1
    mysteries1984
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭


    Anything at all. Preferably something nobody else knows. G'wan.
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    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    you expect us to tell you our secrets without even an effort from you???


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    #3
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Once, I accidentally the whole thing


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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Madeline McCann Joke.


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    #5
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    I've no willy


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    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    my secret is that i know another secret but sshhhh dont tell anyone!!!!


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    #7
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I know how to get to World 8 in Mario Bros. very quickly.


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    If we told you it wouldn't be a secret then, would it?? :rolleyes:


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    RachaelVO
    Registered Users Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    xzanti wrote: »
    I've no willy

    Me either... but ssshhhh don't telly anyone


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    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    I had toast for breakfast. Never told anyone ;)


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I have many leather-bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.


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    #12
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    mysteries1984 wrote: »
    Anything at all. Preferably something nobody else knows. G'wan.

    You first.


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    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,708 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    My cat's breath smells like cat food


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    #14
    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    *Insert hilarious "I don't know what a tracker mortgage is" joke here*


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    #15
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    On a holiday in Texas a few years back I was at a gun-range shooting some rifles.

    When I was walking back from the range to the window (where you signed in and out guns) I accidentally fired the gun. Apparently there was massive uproar a couple of streets away over it.

    Last time I'll ever visit Dallas.


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    #16
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I have Xzantis and RachaelVOs willies.


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    #17
    mysteries1984
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭mysteries1984


    Yes, fair point, I made no effort. Soz, lads.

    Ehhh...I met my boyfriend on the internet. We generally lie and say we bumped into each other on a night out.


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    #18
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    mysteries1984 wrote: »
    Yes, fair point, I made no effort. Soz, lads.

    Ehhh...I met my boyfriend on the internet. We generally lie and say we bumped into each other on a night out.

    Has he murdered and buried you in the basement yet?


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    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    18 posts in and no thanks, fcking w&ankers.


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    #20
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,254 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Luke, I am your father....


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    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    RachaelVO wrote: »
    Me either... but ssshhhh don't telly anyone

    i bet you have a strap on though ;)


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    #22
    number10a
    Registered Users Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a


    I do have a willy. But a circumcised willy. And keeping on the topic of willies, I like willies. Though that bit isn't exactly a secret.


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    #23
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I'm a girl


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    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    i bet you have a strap on though ;)

    She has two of them :o a person told me.


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    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    I was behind the failed privacy bill proposed in 2007 by the then minister for justice :)


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    #26
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I cant stand anyone on my Boards "love" list thingy.


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    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    RachaelVO wrote: »
    xzanti wrote: »
    I've no willy

    Me either... but ssshhhh don't telly anyone

    Let me see


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    #28
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I have it on very good authority that my todger is much more pleasing on the eye than that of a well-known actor.:cool:


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    #29
    mysteries1984
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭mysteries1984


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Has he murdered and buried you in the basement yet?

    Not yet, but we're going away this weekend, we'll see how that one pans out.

    An ex did make this of me though...I met him on the internet. Lesson not learned, apparently.


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    mysteries1984
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭mysteries1984


    Where To wrote: »
    I have it on very good authority that my todger is much more pleasing on the eye than that of a well-known actor.:cool:

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Ah now, you have to at least divulge the name of the actor :D


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    #31
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    mysteries1984 wrote: »
    Not yet, but we're going away this weekend, we'll see how that one pans out.

    An ex did make this of me though...I met him on the internet. Lesson not learned, apparently.

    He still worships you, that's cute.


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