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    #62
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    There shouldn't be any 'secrets' so fück yours op or as case may not be. you got nothing worth telling that's all it is


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    #63
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,203 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    mysteries1984 wrote: »
    Shootings, bank robbings, pornography, this is great. Anyone want to chime in with a second, or even third?

    I will, as it's my thread, and I wussed out initially. I post naked photos of myself on the internet because I'm an attention wh*re.
    Almost two pages of posts and no-one said "pics or GTFO"?

    Hang your head in shame AH!


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    #64
    Spoonman75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Spoonman75


    paddy kerins wrote: »
    I'm batman

    Well that's no secret!

    *points to Paddy's location*


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    #65
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    I flush before i've finished slashing


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    #66
    Our President for Life
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Our President for Life


    I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. *Told through hysterical sobs*


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    #67
    The Snipe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    Under my clothes........












    .......I'm naked....


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    #68
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Here is one..


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    #69
    Red21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Red21


    Explosions in the Sky wrote: »
    You have just led to the ultimate downfall of Tommy and his relationship Meow Meow
    (Only fans of the film will understand) :D
    Tommy was to blame for his own downfall, if I made a sex vid with my girlfriend the last place i'd put it is in a stack with all the other video tabes


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    #70
    mysteries1984
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭mysteries1984


    stupidusername wrote: »
    And why are you an attention whore?

    No idea...not hugged enough as a child? I just like it, maybe it's an insecurity thing.
    LH Pathe wrote: »
    There shouldn't be any 'secrets' so fück yours op or as case may not be. you got nothing worth telling that's all it is

    Thanks for the worthy contribution.
    Sleepy wrote: »
    Almost two pages of posts and no-one said "pics or GTFO"?

    Hang your head in shame AH!

    I'm new here, maybe they're just not interested :)
    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Here is one..

    Jesus, I loved these. Why did they stop making them?

    Thanks for the interesting contributions so far, this is making for really entertaining reading :D


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    #71
    Bloody Nipples
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭Bloody Nipples


    You wouldn't believe it if I told you. But I can run like the wind blows.


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    #72
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    My first class teacher wrongly accused me of breaking someones crayons, so I blew my nose on her jacket sleeve.


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    #73
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    My third year teacher gave me **** for being late one morning and made me sit up the front, so I stole her moro from her desk at break time as she went to the staff room for tea, ate it and put my very ripe, unpeeled banana wrapped in the moro wrapper in it's place. Someone didn't react well to not getting their sugar high! I kind of gave the game away when she opened it and I asked if the moro was a bit off.


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    #74
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPHUZenprKc


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    #75
    SheFiend
    Registered Users Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    I have stolen annoying cds from people who overplayed them repeatedly in my presence. Once i microwaved a cd and replaced it in the cd player. Very satisfying.


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    #76
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    when i was 16 i had sex with my brother just the once tho

    we shared a room all our life read online its was a matter of time


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    #77
    Foghladh
    Registered Users Posts: 393 ✭✭Foghladh


    After a drunken night out in college I slept with my room-mates girlfriend while he was passed out on the couch. The next day she broke up with him and avoided the two of us for the next year. He spent the next 3 weeks wailing and wondering why. The poor sod was devastated. I've always felt partly responsible


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    #78
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Mam, I never went to keyboard lessons. In my ten year old head they were for 'nancy boys'. I spent all the money on Premier League stickers. You must have copped this by my burgeoning sticker book, and the fact that the only thing I can play is the intro to the Journey song.


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    #79
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    token101 wrote: »
    Mam, I never went to keyboard lessons. In my ten year old head they were for 'nancy boys'. I spent all the money on Premier League stickers. You must have copped this by my burgeoning sticker book, and the fact that the only thing I can play is the intro to the Journey song.

    You foolish boy.


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    #80
    Spoonman75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Spoonman75


    Red21 wrote: »
    Tommy was to blame for his own downfall, if I made a sex vid with my girlfriend the last place i'd put it is in a stack with all the other video tabes

    If I remember right, it was toxoplasmosis was Tommy's eventual downfall.


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    #81
    Spoonman75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Spoonman75


    Our President for Life wrote: »
    I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. *Told through hysterical sobs*

    Chunk? Is that you? I call bullsheit! Just like that time you said Michael Jackson came to your house and asked to use the toilet? And when we pressed you on it you denied it but said his sister did?

    Puhleeze!


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    #82
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    I've got a hole in my left sock. At odd times during the day I've poked my toe out and wiggled it against the inside of my boot.

    Nobody knows I'm doing it.


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    #83
    Our President for Life
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Our President for Life


    Spoonman75 wrote: »
    Chunk? Is that you? I call bullsheit! Just like that time you said Michael Jackson came to your house and asked to use the toilet? And when we pressed you on it you denied it but said his sister did?

    Puhleeze!

    Uh-oh, looks like my cover's been blown. Well, this is just awkward now...can I truffle shuffle my way out of here? :D


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    #84
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Giselle wrote: »
    I've got a hole in my left sock. At odd times during the day I've poked my toe out and wiggled it against the inside of my boot.

    Nobody knows I'm doing it.

    That would drive me crazy.


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    #85
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Kiera wrote: »
    I cant stand anyone on my Boards "love" list thingy.


    WTF??? What boards love thing?


    I used to be in school a bit early. Before school started, myself and a few other early lads used to throw ourselves against the wall of this prefab we had for a classroom. It used to knock everything off the wall and send chalk dust everywhere. For weeks the teacher was mystified as to how this was happening.

    One morning, a dog somehow got locked into the porch area of the prefab. A little first-year came to get him. The teacher was already in at this stage, and she blamed the first year for the mess, thinking he was somehow allowing the dog to stay in her classroom overnight and getting him before she came in. This was totally wrong obviously. We could see all this going on from outside. She made him clean up the whole place, and when he was finished, she locked the classroom, and with the smuggest looking cnut of a face I ever seen on anyone, she marched the first-year and the dog over to the principals office for a bollocking.

    Well this time we gave it the worst doing we ever gave it. The blackboard actually came off its hanger on one corner, the clock was smashed on the ground, notices and posters all came off the noticeboard, anything like brushes or mops that were leaning against the wall fell, the dust was like a fog in the place. It was like an explosion had occured in the room.

    It just so happened that we were in that classroom first that morning. We were all waiting outside, the teacher was late. Only me and my mates knew why, she must have been 20 minutes with the principal bollocking that poor youngfella. When she came back and opened the door, her jaw hit the ground! This time, she had the most gobsmacked looking cnut of a face I had ever seen on anyone on her! She just stood there with that "does not compute" look all over her!

    I felt so sorry for the first-year. Only me and my mates ever knew the real story of what was going on.


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    #86
    nice_very
    Registered Users Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    I was somewhere doing something........ then I took an arrow to the knee


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    #87
    Access
    Registered Users Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    I flush before i've finished slashing

    BITCH PLEASE...

    I flush before i've STARTED slashing


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    #88
    hardbackwriter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭hardbackwriter


    Most of the secrets revealed here sound like something a senior infant class would come out with so I'm not sure il fit in


    Here's one of mine , I once perjured myself In court


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    #89
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    stupidusername wrote: »
    That would drive me crazy.

    Not if you pretend that you're making a rude gesture with your toe to whoever you're talking to.

    Like giving them the finger. But with a toe.


    :)


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    #90
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Giselle wrote: »
    Not if you pretend that you're making a rude gesture with your toe to whoever you're talking to.

    Like giving them the finger. But with a toe.


    :)

    :) the little things eh


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    #91
    harmoniums
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭harmoniums


    On top of my majestic tummy stick, I also have a phillips head gee*.

    Sometimes I have very sickly sweet smelling dumps.
    It causes me to worry about my liver.

    I once referred to an arroyo as a canyon to make it feel like a big man




    *it was once a standard gee, but I froze my hand, sharpened it, and then karate chopped said gee orthogonally to the original gee slit


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