Purity Bear Says No!

southsiderosie

So how many folks here observed this year's Day of Purity on February 14th?

And by 'observed' I don't mean 'observed by default'.

To all you sinners out there, remember: PURITY BEAR IS WATCHING YOU.

On a serious note, I wish crazy Christian conservatives (and their conservative Catholic fellow travelers) would stop with this abstinence-only crap. All it does is lead to more teen pregnancy and STDs.

MrStuffins

"Teach kids about sex??

NO!!!!!! that's a sin. Teach them to just say no"

Hardcore Christians have a habit of not wanting to learn sh*t!

MrStuffins

Domo230 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBTafgam7M

"I know she's cuddly
I'm cuddly"

Did that bear just cock-block that chick and then bring home her fella for himself to "cuddle"?

What a d*ck!

im invisible

Pedo bear says yes?

Fromthetrees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN1xLgSlGpI

I heard that sexual harassment panda made purity bear a sore and not so pure sad little bear.

pragmatic1

I touched myself that day and I liked it.

policarp

southsiderosie wrote: »

So how many folks here observed this year's Day of Purity on February 14th?

I did. . .

Liam Byrne

southsiderosie wrote: »

On a serious note, I wish crazy Christian conservatives (and their conservative Catholic fellow travelers) would stop with this abstinence-only crap. All it does is lead to more teen pregnancy and STDs.

OK - explain to me how abstinence leads to pregnancy and STDs ?

desertcircus

Liam Byrne wrote: »

southsiderosie wrote: »

On a serious note, I wish crazy Christian conservatives (and their conservative Catholic fellow travelers) would stop with this abstinence-only crap. All it does is lead to more teen pregnancy and STDs.

OK - explain to me how abstinence leads to pregnancy and STDs ?

It doesn't actually manage to convince people to remain abstinent until marriage, but does convince them that condoms and birth control are ineffective. So they don't use them anywhere near as much as people who haven't been subjected to abstinence preaching.

Seomra Mushie

Purity bear is WATCHING me?

Sick fúcker.

Coriolanus

Liam Byrne wrote: »

southsiderosie wrote: »

On a serious note, I wish crazy Christian conservatives (and their conservative Catholic fellow travelers) would stop with this abstinence-only crap. All it does is lead to more teen pregnancy and STDs.

OK - explain to me how abstinence leads to pregnancy and STDs ?

Studies, mainly in the us, have shown that abstinence only education delays the age kids first try sex but when when they do they're much less likely to use protection. Per capita teenage pregnancies ate higher in these areas.

Balmed Out

the Catholic fellow travelers are a bunch of crazy left wing liberals, imo

Liam Byrne

desertcircus wrote: »

Liam Byrne wrote: »

southsiderosie wrote: »

On a serious note, I wish crazy Christian conservatives (and their conservative Catholic fellow travelers) would stop with this abstinence-only crap. All it does is lead to more teen pregnancy and STDs.

OK - explain to me how abstinence leads to pregnancy and STDs ?

It doesn't actually manage to convince people to remain abstinent until marriage, but does convince them that condoms and birth control are ineffective. So they don't use them anywhere near as much as people who haven't been subjected to abstinence preaching.

Then the issue is that they're picking and choosing bits; that's not the movement's fault.

And there's an irrefutable fact that abstinence avoids all STDs and pregnancy.

I'm not saying it's workable; just stating the facts.

Ellis Dee

southsiderosie wrote: »

So how many folks here observed this year's Day of Purity on February 14th?

Probably fewer than said they did. Bit like the priests who declared themselves to be celibate, but were riding our children at the same time.:)

southsiderosie wrote: »

On a serious note, I wish crazy Christian conservatives (and their conservative Catholic fellow travelers) would stop with this abstinence-only crap. All it does is lead to more teen pregnancy and STDs.

Quite right. They are opposed to contraception and sex education, but don't get it that any teenager can succumb to temptation at any time. Not only do most of them deny evolution, they also seem to deny the existence of hormones.:rolleyes:


I must say, I wonder what Purity Bear is doing when he's watching me? Jacking off, I suppose, but is that abstinence? Didn't woody Allen say it was sex with someone you love?

Mind you, some of the spokespersons for these organisations are definitely practising abstinence themselves (most likely by default), because they are the very epitome of what never getting a good ride can do to a person.:):D

desertcircus

Liam Byrne wrote: »

desertcircus wrote: »

Liam Byrne wrote: »

southsiderosie wrote: »

On a serious note, I wish crazy Christian conservatives (and their conservative Catholic fellow travelers) would stop with this abstinence-only crap. All it does is lead to more teen pregnancy and STDs.

OK - explain to me how abstinence leads to pregnancy and STDs ?

It doesn't actually manage to convince people to remain abstinent until marriage, but does convince them that condoms and birth control are ineffective. So they don't use them anywhere near as much as people who haven't been subjected to abstinence preaching.

Then the issue is that they're picking and choosing bits; that's not the movement's fault.

And there's an irrefutable fact that abstinence avoids all STDs and pregnancy.

I'm not saying it's workable; just stating the facts.

Abstinence as an action, yes. Abstinence as a policy, no. We're talking about abstinence as a policy, which is demonstrably a worse option that teaching about safe sex.

Gummy Panda

Purity bear is a silly bear!

Benny_Cake

Looking at the list of participating organisations, this initiative appears to draw little to no support from mainstream Christian groups or organisations. So nothing to be surprised or upset about really - although this is After Hours..

Anyway, Sexual Harrassment Panda is the only mascot for me.

Guill

Purity Bear makes me sad...



Also, I would ride the arse of yer wan in the video, yee-haw!

southsiderosie

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Then the issue is that they're picking and choosing bits; that's not the movement's fault.

And there's an irrefutable fact that abstinence avoids all STDs and pregnancy.

I'm not saying it's workable; just stating the facts.

The problem though is, it isn't workable, and these kinds of groups received hundreds of millions of dollars to teach abstinence-only in schools. I think teaching kids how to be smart about sex is a better way to prevent unwanted pregnancies (and abortions) and prevent the spread of STDs than not education them about sex and just saying 'don't do it' - or better yet, deliberately spreading nonsense like at the end of one of these Purity Bear videos where it says that people who have sex before marriage are more likely to be depressed. This is all culture wars nonsense and has nothing to do with science, and it is the movement's fault that teen pregnancy and STD rates have increased in areas where it has taken hold of school sex ed programs.

You can state the fact that the only 100% way to prevent pregnancy or the risk of STDs is abstinence as part of a comprehensive sex ed program which also teaches kids about forms of birth control, myths about sex, etc.

stovelid

I'm all laughed out at Christians.

Let's find alternative fish-barrel targets for our repetitively smug collective ire.

starbelgrade

The Purity Bear loves anal.

Dirty, sexy bear.

Doc Ruby

Ahahah, ah jeez.

If sex is so impure I definetely support them refraining from it permanently. The issue should resolve itself in a generation or two.

I mean can you imagine Mr and Mrs Purity getting it on. "I'm sorry jesus, for entering my wife's vagina, with apoligies I will now commence to thrust".

Muppets.

My name is URL

That bear's just jealous

Ghost Buster

Liam Byrne wrote: »

OK - explain to me how abstinence leads to pregnancy and STDs ?

I dont know TBH. Abstinence didnt work for the wife of a carpenter in the middle east 2000 odd years back.

Gingermagic

*BREAKING NEWS*
Purithy bear and Panda bear are out of the closet they said they could not bear to lie any more so they have beared it all


Purity bear my ass.....using an animal to preach human fears....fecking nonsense!

Liam Byrne

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Liam Byrne wrote: »

OK - explain to me how abstinence leads to pregnancy and STDs ?

I dont know TBH. Abstinence didnt work for the wife of a carpenter in the middle east 2000 odd years back.

10/10!

Manach

So even mods devolve in to AH ad populum postings.

pickarooney

Is that Bill Haverchuck in a bear suit?

hooradiation

Silly old bear....

pickarooney

You got a real purity mouth

southsiderosie

Manach wrote: »

So even mods devolve in to AH ad populum postings.

Well, first off I'm not a mod of AH.

Secondly, abstinence-only policies make for demonstrably bad public health outcomes, as the study I cited makes clear. But the people who promote them aren't interested in public health, they are interested in a moral agenda. I'm Catholic, but I don't think church teachings should guide public health programs - science-based research should.

Thirdly, the videos they are making are a 12 out of 10 on the unintentional hilarity scale.

Need a cuddle?

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG-6AP8DIOU

Attabear

hooradiation wrote: »

Silly old bear....

What?......Racist.

southsiderosie wrote: »

Need a cuddle?

(Checks with purity bear)

Sorry, no cuddles allowed.

Would you settle for a meaningful glance from inside the popemobile.

hooradiation

Attabear wrote: »

(Checks with purity bear)

Sorry, no cuddles allowed.

Would you settle for a meaningful glance from inside the popemobile.

A Christian side-hug maybe?

Attabear

hooradiation wrote: »

A Christian side-hug maybe?

I think the logical progression of a policy of abstinence would lead to the whole crotch area being best described as an incendiary device.

sbsquarepants

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

Purity bear is WATCHING me?

Sick fúcker.

If he's been watching me, he ain't that pure anymore:eek:

Attabear

sbsquarepants wrote: »

If he's been watching me, he ain't that pure anymore:eek:

Picture it there now, purity bear standing over you.

Get a good mental image now.

Staring at you with those glassy eyes.

Then the sound of rough paw on smooth fur.

Then BOOM.....stuffing all over you!

If I had known it was Purity Day, I would've gone out and got laid just out of spite.