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GLaDOS

44leto wrote: »

It sports section is usually excellent, better then the broadsheets.

I don't read newspapers in general, but in my experience tabloid sports sections consist of ridiculous puns for headlines, followed by unsubstantiated nonsense. Match reports can be decent, but otherwise it's cack.

Millicent

gbee wrote: »

Ahem, that's Miss World. :rolleyes:

No, I distinctly remember it on Page Three because I did a rolleyes myself when I saw it.

Kind of proves my point that nobody read it though. :pac:

Millicent

stupidusername wrote: »

As we women do so frequently

Or we only think we're getting out of the shower. Or we wear stripper heels and flimsy dressing gowns around the house. I love Dear Deidre's photo files.

stupidusername

Millicent wrote: »

Or we only think we're getting out of the shower. Or we wear stripper heels and flimsy dressing gowns around the house. I love Dear Deidre's photo files.

yes, I especially like to answer my door in a matching pink sparkly bra and knickers.

mysteries1984

Millicent wrote: »

Or we only think we're getting out of the shower. Or we wear stripper heels and flimsy dressing gowns around the house. I love Dear Deidre's photo files.

I wear a black satin chemise over a matching red bra, thong and suspenders with stockings around the house. And fluffy Agent Provocateur kitten heel mules.

Not mismatched cotton knickers and a holey bra at all. Nope.

Millicent

mysteries1984 wrote: »

I wear a black satin chemise over a matching red bra, thong and suspenders with stockings around the house. And fluffy Agent Provocateur kitten heel mules.

Not mismatched cotton knickers and a holey bra at all. Nope.

Or pyjama bottoms and a ratty old tee-shirt from the bottom of the drawer and a big baggy dress gown. I do wear fluffy slippers though. That must count for something.

Dudess

smash wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

Gees don't look great though.

Depends who's gee you're looking at. Anything except blue waffle is good with me!

Minced meat with a clump of hair in it tbh.

smash

Dudess wrote: »

Minced meat with a clump of hair in it tbh.

Who's gee have you been lookin at?

sarahbro

smash wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

Minced meat with a clump of hair in it tbh.

Who's gee have you been lookin at?

Yer mas

smash

sarahbro wrote: »

Yer mas

Fair enough.... pretty sure I destroyed that thing on the way out!

LH Pathe

well I only look at the faces myself, why ogle the rack whe you can shoot jizz all over the mantlepiece. I am why islamic women wrap up

J. Marston

stupidusername wrote: »

at least it will when you're finished with it

Ba-dum tish...

mysteries1984

Millicent wrote: »

Or pyjama bottoms and a ratty old tee-shirt from the bottom of the drawer and a big baggy dress gown. I do wear fluffy slippers though. That must count for something.

I wear those cheap fluffy Dunnes socks, the 3 for 3 euro ones. And my dressing gown features the colour pink. Those too must count for something.

seanmc1980

kryogen wrote: »

So what are you doing here then?

eh commenting on a thread? what the **** do you think i'm doing here?
if you read the sun you're an idiot, simple as

smash

mysteries1984 wrote: »

I wear those cheap fluffy Dunnes socks, the 3 for 3 euro ones. And my dressing gown features the colour pink. Those too must count for something.

Good to see the ladies of AH keeping up the level of sexy around here

sbsquarepants

Dudess wrote: »

Gees don't look great though.

I'm not too fond of the ones that look like ronnie drew after a hard night on the tiles. But as we're all well aware, shower and a shave and you're a whole new person:D

mysteries1984

seanmc1980 wrote: »

eh commenting on a thread? what the **** do you think i'm doing here?
if you read the sun your an idiot, simple as

Bit of a generalisation, no? Maybe I think people who make simple grammatical errors and don't understand the use of capital letters in sentences are idiots.

sbsquarepants

mysteries1984 wrote: »

Bit of a generalisation, no? Maybe I think people who make simple grammatical errors and don't understand the use of capital letters in sentences are idiots.

You've just gotta love a good burn!:)

seanmc1980 wrote: »

eh commenting on a thread? what the **** do you think i'm doing here?
if you read the sun your an idiot, simple as

Depends really. If you read it for news, then yes i'd tend to agree with you. But i can't imagine too many people read it for it's editorial value. If your interest is more tits and football well then it's kinda in a league of its own.
That being said, i wouldn't part with money for it. But that's just me - I can get both tits and football for free and I refuse to financially support a piece of shít like the sun. I will however look at the diddies in other peoples suns - cos i'm a social motherfúcker like that!

seanmc1980

its an internet fourm not a ****ing spelling and grammer contest FFS. Is everyone of your post grammatically perfect, i think not get over yourself

mysteries1984

seanmc1980 wrote: »

its an internet fourm not a ****ing spelling and grammer contest FFS. Is everyone of your post grammatically perfect, i think not get over yourself

Why did you edit it then? Why bother going back to change 'your' to 'you're' if it doesn't bother you?

The point I was making was that you were being pretty snarky on a thread about The Sun. Don't comment on the thread if you're just going to refer to everyone that reads it as idiots.

smash

seanmc1980 wrote: »

its an internet fourm not a ****ing spelling and grammer contest FFS

The irony is killing me

gbee

smash wrote: »

The irony is killing me

He's clever too. Most people wouldn't hare spotted that

mysteries1984

gbee wrote: »

He's clever too. Most people wouldn't hare spotted that

Facepalm

du Maurier

44leto wrote: »

Ahh they grow on you, its an acquired taste.

Some more acrid than acquired.

du Maurier

smash wrote: »

The irony is killing me

It was the 'contest' bit that made me laugh. This too: "Is everyone of your post..."

smash

du Maurier wrote: »

It was the 'contest' bit that made me laugh. This too: "Is everyone of your post..."

Sounds like he writes for the star, and that's why he's angry with the sun readership!

mysteries1984

smash wrote: »

Sounds like he writes for the star

Someone has to

Actually, I'm not sure I'd be able to tell the difference between the two if I couldn't see page 3...I hardly ever read any newspaper. What does The Star have instead of 'Dear Deidre'?

Capt'n Midnight

What is the hottest part of the Sun ?

The core 15 million degrees

gurramok

Auvers wrote: »

Moaar

Bookmarked!! thank you poster

mysteries1984

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

What is the hottest part of the Sun ?

The core 15 million degrees

Boom boom!

Iang87

5 pages and not near a nipple.


/thread:mad:

mysteries1984

Iang87 wrote: »

5 pages and not near a nipple.


/thread:mad:

Your wish is my command.

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davet82

wooo whooooooooooooooooo

Boobs on Sunday now

desertcircus

Softcore pornography in a major newspaper: bad. Rest of content of same major newspaper: worse. There is a place for pictures of people without their clothes, but it's not the inside cover of a paper anyone can pick up.

stateofflux

i miss the daily sport....and the useful sports news it provided

wilkie2006

44leto wrote: »

It sports section is usually excellent, better then the broadsheets.

Has that excuse ever had any currency?

steddyeddy

Theres nothing wrong with boobs. Thats all I can think of for now.

stoneill

It's got to be said the the exploitation of young girls to appear topless in a tat daily gossip paper is at best repulsive repugnant and disgraceful.
On the other hand - bewbs are great.

Esoteric_

Pft. I enjoy seeing them. Should be less underwear, more snatch in this Saturday's paper, I say!

mysteries1984

LyndaMcL wrote: »

Pft. I enjoy seeing them. Should be less underwear, more snatch in this Saturday's paper, I say!

They really will start to think you're gay, you know...

ziggy23

mysteries1984 wrote: »

They really will start to think you're gay, you know...

Oh Lynda has me cracking up where did she come from:pac:

Chuck Stone

steddyeddy wrote: »

boobs; Thats all I can think of for now.

FYP.

Esoteric_

ziggy23 wrote: »

Oh Lynda has me cracking up where did she come from:pac:

I've always been here, I just usually lurk