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Chat Up Lines

  • 17-02-2012 10:42pm
    #1
    skeleton_boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭


    Guys do you use them and if so what are your favourites?
    Girls do they work?

    Never really use them myself, maybe I'm missing out :pac:


Comments

  • #2
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Wana cum in my place bitch, I love dirty whores like you.

    I am a bit of a charm merchant.


  • #3
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I think you're nice.:)

    No:(


  • #4
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    skeleton_boy wrote: »
    Guys do you use them and if so what are your favourites?
    Girls do they work?

    Never really use them myself, maybe I'm missing out :pac:

    Thankfully we've made great strides in employment equality and many women can pursue a career, even if they have children.


  • #5
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    you, me, balls deep, come on


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Hello


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  • #7
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,725 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Hi I'm Larry Murphy.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #8
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    A/S/L


  • #9
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    "Are you a single mother?"

    "No..."

    "Would you like to be?".


    I used this 3 times one night.

    I got 2 yeses and exactly 0 pulls.


  • #10
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    This is a chat up line.


    Chat
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  • #11
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Fromthetrees wrote: »
    Wana cum in my place bitch, I love dirty whores like you.

    I am a bit of a charm merchant.

    Yeah girls love it when you call them bitch, it shows strength. Even though I know that I am still single, HOW.


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  • #12
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Top or Bottom?


  • #13
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

    I bet you 20 quid you're gonna turn me down.

    Go up to someone at a bar or a dancefloor and ask her: do you want a fu*k... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?


  • #14
    pache
    Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭pache


    "wanna play a game of hide the sausage"


  • #15
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Do ya wanna go halves on a b*stard?


  • #16
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    What are you 26/27?
    43?
    you are joking surely ;)


  • #17
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Red Hand wrote: »
    This is a chat up line.


    Chat
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    Say what you see folks, just say what you see.


  • #18
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    D'ya wanna have sex?

    No? Okay, then would you mind lying down while I have sex?


  • #19
    Rega
    Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭Rega


    "So, you're a girl, yeah?"


  • #20
    keysersoze0330
    Registered Users Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭keysersoze0330


    How would ya like to see the soles of your shoes in the wing mirror of me car!!


  • #21
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    How much does a Polar Bear weight?



    Enough to break the ice, Can I buy you a drink?


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  • #22
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Are you an archaeologist ?


  • #23
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Rega wrote: »
    "So, you're a girl, yeah?"

    sounds like you've been to thailand then ;)


  • #24
    MetalDog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    Wanna dance?

    No

    So I suppose a ride is out of the question?


  • #25
    Trollsbury Trollington
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 30 ✭Trollsbury Trollington


    Ive got a 6 inch tongue and i can breath through my ears


  • #26
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    I have some sweets in my car.


  • #27
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Double post :rolleyes:


  • #28
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Does this cloth smell like chloroform?


  • #29
    mravaya
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭mravaya


    Excuse me, but would you hold it against me if I said you have a great looking body in that dress.


  • #30
    mravaya
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭mravaya


    fancy going halves on a baby


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