Are you a liar?

acidskiffle

I have had a few friends over the years that were compulsive liars, not in a malicious way, but they would lie about the most unimportant things. And then I've had friends that would cause a lot of trouble by telling lies for the sake of it.
The extent of my lying would be to make up an excuse to get out of doing stuff with friends because they would just nag me or be upset if I said I wasn't arsed.
Got me thinking anyway, how many of you lie frequently and have you ever told a serious porky?
Be honest now.

Sindri

No.

But I may be Jesus. So it doesn't really apply to me.

MickySticks

No




This maybe a lie

The King of Moo

Yes.

*Everything I say is a lie, including the above.*

3rdDegree

Sindri wrote: »

No.

But I may be Jesus. So it doesn't really apply to me.

You said there was a heaven, you lying toe-rag!!!

Mr. Incognito

This sentence is false.

acidskiffle

Aaaand that's the thanks whores just about finished up..

The King of Moo

acidskiffle wrote: »

Aaaand that's the thanks whores just about finished up..

^^

Lie.

WILL THANK FOR CASH.

See?

Thatnastyboy

I lied to the priest in confession once,



Still hurts





















my bum

frag420

My nose just got bigger..........what gives??

3rdDegree

acidskiffle wrote: »

Aaaand that's the thanks whores just about finished up..

I thanked you. See what I did there?

(sweet Jesus, I really have no self-respect).

candy-gal1

everything i say is a lie, except that, and that and that and that, and that and that :pac:

CageWager

She asked did she look fat... what was I supposed to do?

acidskiffle

candy-gal1 wrote: »

everything i say is a lie, except that, and that and that and that, and that and that :pac:

Yes, quite similar to all the other posts but interesting all the same.

later12

No.

Are you an overly stern OP who demands that his thread be taken too seriously?

Sindri

3rdDegree wrote: »

You said there was a heaven, you lying toe-rag!!!

I said my name was Kevin, and Jesus asked me to fill in for Him. He had an audience with Pontius Pilate but he had his pottery class to attend to so I went instead of Him. Turns out he's a carpenter.:mad: Bastard!:mad:

acidskiffle

later12 wrote: »

No.

Are you an overly stern OP who demands that his thread be taken too seriously?

No.
Are you an overly tedious poster who always wanders off topic to make pointless posts?

policarp

Yes.
But ask me and I'll say.........:D

floutingmaxims

I have a friend who lies about everything.
Here is just a taster of what I listen to everyday.

"I went out with €10 and came back with €30" - Yeah that's only believable if it happened once, not every weekend. And it doesn't count if you went to the ATM during the night you muppet.

"I didn't shift him" - Yes, yes you did. I saw you!

"I have no money to go out with ye tonight" - But miraculously finds money to go out the following 3 nights in a row.

"I never handed in an assignment worth 20% of my entire module,I've lost 10% for attendance and I can't do it, it's so tough." - Then goes and gets on class in exams.. Why would you lie about this? I just don't get it

I'm just baffled by it. People are ever so strange.

later12

acidskiffle wrote: »

No.
Are you an overly tedious poster who always wanders off topic to make pointless posts?

You sound serious.

Captain Morgan Freeman

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

acidskiffle

later12 wrote: »

You sound serious.

Not at all.
If people want to be creative and amusing then I'm all for it.
If people want to start a pedantic discussion about nothing, then I'll pass.

Sindri

My brother is such an infantile liar.


He derives such gleeful pleasure from lying, or more accurately, he appears to when he is caught. It's always something fairly trivial as well. I fear it is some sort of childhood coping mechanism, and he derives pleasure from some sort of gratification he gets from not just tricking others, but getting away with it, and expunging some obstruction to his will; that he may have concluded early on that the will of others was not something he wished to follow. Wish may be the operative word there.

candy-gal1

acidskiffle wrote: »

Yes, quite similar to all the other posts but interesting all the same.

im getting sleepy, its the first thing that came to my head :pac:

minidazzler

Most of my friends see me as the most honest person they know because I won't bullsh1t people. It's rare that I will tell a lie and when I do it's to serve a greater good.

Rothko

Everyone's a liar

3rdDegree

acidskiffle wrote: »

later12 wrote: »

You sound serious.

Not at all.
If people want to be creative and amusing then I'm all for it.
If people want to start a pedantic discussion about nothing, then I'll pass.

I don't think you meant to post in After Hours. I think you're taking your OP a little too seriously. Lighten up.

paddy kerins

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false

Sindri

paddy kerins wrote: »

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/MagrittePipe.jpg

Yakult

I like to call it exaggerating.

acidskiffle

3rdDegree wrote: »

I don't think you meant to post in After Hours. I think you're taking your OP a little too seriously. Lighten up.

You just quoted me in a post where I said I was all for it being funny and creative
Why are you trying to argue?
Perhaps you might try lightening up instead and contributing something to the thread?
Good lad.

paddy kerins

Sindri wrote: »

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/MagrittePipe.jpg

Aaahhh

catbird

Life is full of people competing in some made up competition

But what often happens when people believe something it comes true

I know the type

"You paid 300 for that i picked that up for 2 shillings at a flea market"
Did ya yeah? good man

It makes them feel superior and in there mind they think you feel inferior

Its no harm , i knew so many people like that , you just let them live in their fantasy world , very little is going to burst their bubble

What im more concerned is why we just cant give up our games , peace and love and that airy fairy crap i guess

guitarzero

Comments below will try outdo comments above, this is true.

catbird

paddy kerins wrote: »

Aaahhh

An Oak Tree

3rdDegree

acidskiffle wrote: »

If people want to start a pedantic discussion about nothing, then I'll pass.

Not trying to argue. You just seemed so annoyed that people in After Hours wouldn't take you post seriously. I was surprised.

guitarzero

3rdDegree wrote: »

Not trying to argue. You just seemed so annoyed that people in After Hours wouldn't take you post seriously.

The word 'seriously' and 'After Hours' in the same sentence??!!

3rdDegree

guitarzero wrote: »

3rdDegree wrote: »

Not trying to argue. You just seemed so annoyed that people in After Hours wouldn't take you post seriously.

The word 'seriously' and 'After Hours' in the same sentence??!!

My point exactly.

acidskiffle

3rdDegree wrote: »

Not trying to argue. You just seemed so annoyed that people in After Hours wouldn't take you post seriously.

No I'm aware of what goes on in After Hours that's why I posted the thread here, but pretty much eveyone who posted was repeating the same sentence so I was trying to steer it in a different direction.
The post you qouted me in above was aimed at later12 trying to have a pedantic discussion about whether I was taking the thread too seriously.
Sorry for the misunderstanding friend

guitarzero

3rdDegree wrote: »

My point exactly.

Nothing is sacred in AH, nothing. You can tee them up but they'll just keep knocking them down.

WoollyRedHat

Everybody lies to everybody, you probably lie to yourself, and the next guy
You and I and everyone else was born in a house of lies.

Also, Luth is not a word, there is no in-betweens, if you say there is, you are a liar denier.

LH Pathe

But when does lying ever suit anyone, you might ask

pragmatic1

Yes I tell lies everyday. It wouldnt be good for my health to tell the truth all the time. A world where everyone tells the truth all the time would not be pretty.