Embarrassing Bodies - After Hours Style

Stiffler2

Embarrassing Bodies - After Hours Style


As the title suggests let's have a laugh at your body.
What ails ya ??

Preferably rare problems that we can point & laugh at.

I'll kick this off - My body is awesome, no problem with it.
it seems to have a problem with weight but that's about it.
I can eat and eat and eat but just don't put any weight on....ever.
pretty annoying but what can ye do..................


What is embarrassing about your body ?

smash

Insert large penis jokes here.

drunkmonkey

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I can eat and eat and eat but just don't put any weight on....ever.
pretty annoying but what can ye do..................

Ya that will last, enjoy your youth!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwVVpwBKUp0

davet82

I get embarrassed over having a massive cock

smash

smash wrote: »

Insert large penis jokes here.

1 min later:

davet82 wrote: »

I get embarrassed over having a massive cock

And so it begins.

youreadthis

I can't decide whether this is an attempt to boast on the internet when you're really fat, or perv on strangers bodies.

I think both, fair play.

I'm too sexy btw.

davet82

smash wrote: »

Insert large penis jokes here.

sorted :cool:

Dravokivich

Acne/scarring from acne along my back and shoulders.

tallaghtmick

Ive a pair of DD's......shame im a fella

smash

Ladies... Whatever is wrong with you, it's not weird. But PM me pics so I can make sure anyway.

Ricardo G

I have 2 bellybuttons and 3 nipples

gremha

smash wrote: »

Insert large penis here.

FYP

Deus Ex Machina

Are you here to boast about your body? I'm continuing under the assumption that you're morbidly obese and that sitting in any standard sized chair divides your arse into quarters.

Bad Panda

I really have to watch what I eat. If I look at a plate of chips I'll put on weight!

Otherwise I'm grand...I think!

sunflower27

youreadthis wrote: »

I'm too sexy btw.

Ditto.

I hear you, it is a real affliction and a cross we have to bear.

hooradiation

davet82 wrote: »

I get embarrassed over having a massive cock

Believing that is a "massive cock" is pretty embarrassing, allright.

davet82

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I'll kick this off - My body is awesome, no problem with it.
it seems to have a problem with weight but that's about it.
I can eat and eat and eat but just don't put any weight on....ever.
pretty annoying but what can ye do...............

OP i speak on behalf of all fatties when i say this.... FCUK YOU!

MadameGascar

Got what I've always thought was a wart around over my ribcage looked at by a doctor recently, it turns out its actually a third nipple. Supposedly its for the devil to suckle on, and proof I'm a witch.

Sindri

Yes my body tells the most embarrassing jokes at the most inappropriate times.

And always talks really loudly in restaurants.

One time it shat itself and I JUST could've died from the embarrassment. God it was mortifying.

So I try to avoid it.

Abi

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I can eat and eat and eat but just don't put any weight on....ever.
pretty annoying but what can ye do..................


What is embarrassing about your body ?

That is not an embaressing body complaint, that is a brag.

Dravokivich wrote: »

Acne/scarring from acne along my back and shoulders.

No scarring here, but still getting spots in my thirties, began when I was about 11. I've three on my left cheek at the moment, positioned perfectly I might add. If I join the dots I could make a triangle =[

AeoNGriM

Varicose veins.....I'm 31 and have had problems with these fcukers since I was about 23-24. Had em on the back of my left leg, had an op to remove em about 4 years ago, now my right leg is developing them.

And it's fcuking typical I notice them developing on my right leg about 4 months after I let my VHI cover slip

Dravokivich

Abi wrote: »

No scarring here, but still getting spots in my thirties, began when I was about 11. I've three on my left cheek at the moment, positioned perfectly I might add. If I join the dots I could make a triangle =[

Never really got it on the bum meself.

Currently taking minocin for it at the moment.

AngryBollix

If I only had a heart, a home, a brain, the nerve

Snazzy_Chazzy

A double Prolapse after the weekend :(:mad:

Abi

Dravokivich wrote: »

Never really got it on the bum meself.

Feck ye anyway

Currently taking minocin for it at the moment.

Is it doing any good? I tried this crap you kind of roll onto your face when I was in my teens. It stung like a bitch and dried the hell out of my skin. I had a perma-red face while using it, so it didn't last long. I've pretty much given up on the whole thing now.

tallaghtmick

Abi wrote: »

That is not an embaressing body complaint, that is a brag.



No scarring here, but still getting spots in my thirties, began when I was about 11. I've three on my left cheek at the moment, positioned perfectly I might add. If I join the dots I could make a triangle =[

I have a planet and a moon on my cheek that just wont go away

oh and ive got that poxy nose rosacea too grrrr

smash

Snazzy_Chazzy wrote: »

A double Prolapse after the weekend :(:mad:

DP?

Dravokivich

Abi wrote: »

Feck ye anyway

Abi wrote: »

Is it doing any good? I tried this crap you kind of roll onto your face when I was in my teens. It stung like a bitch and dried the hell out of my skin. I had a perma-red face while using it, so it didn't last long. I've pretty much given up on the whole thing now.

Can't really tell at the moment. I've tried a couple of other drugs/creams before and I've just re-acted against'em. There's slightly less blemishes on my skin at the moment, but I really can't tell if that's due to the drug or if it's just the acne coming and going. Because it's never constant.

Hmmm, although the main thing with acne treatment as far as I know, is the skin needs to be dried out. I've been advised while taking this I have to drink a lot of water.

summerskin

Bad Panda wrote: »

I really have to watch what I eat. If I look at a plate of chips I'll put on weight!

No. No you won't.

sunflower27

summerskin wrote: »

No. No you won't.

yes, the looking at chips and putting on weight is an urban myth - a good one, granted.

Bad panda - don't deny yourself again. You look away!!:p:p

Duggy747

I've blue mould on me willy

That's what I get when I play with the loaf in the house.

Funglegunk

Abi wrote: »

No scarring here, but still getting spots in my thirties, began when I was about 11. I've three on my left cheek at the moment, positioned perfectly I might add. If I join the dots I could make a triangle =[

26 and I still get them. I have managed to very recently get rid of 95% of the problem though. Benzoyl Peroxide. Of course, soon after sorting this out I had a sty in my eye for months, which is only just beginning to disappear proper.

Why oh why,
Do I have a sty in my eye?
It makes me cry this spry sty in my eye.
Why oh why has it happened to I?

It's also turned me into a right emo ****.

Abi

tallaghtmick wrote: »

I have a planet and a moon on my cheek that just wont go away

Dawh.. I'll try make an upside down triangle over mine and make it a star for you

oh and ive got that poxy nose rosacea too grrrr

My mum has this on her nose, and I think the tops of her cheeks. I wonder if theres any kind of treatment for it? =/

Dravokivich wrote: »

Can't really tell at the moment. I've tried a couple of other drugs/creams before and I've just re-acted against'em. There's slightly less blemishes on my skin at the moment, but I really can't tell if that's due to the drug or if it's just the acne coming and going. Because it's never constant.

Hmmm, although the main thing with acne treatment as far as I know, is the skin needs to be dried out. I've been advised while taking this I have to drink a lot of water.

Sounds like you've been through the wars with it hon =/

Is it just your shoulders / back etc? To look at you, you wouldn't think you'd any skin bother at all

RedXIV

I'm fat

Abi

Funglegunk wrote: »

26 and I still get them. I have managed to very recently get rid of 95% of the problem though. Benzoyl Peroxide. Of course, soon after sorting this out I had a sty in my eye for months, which is only just beginning to disappear proper.

Months?! did you not hit the docs over it? =O

Abi

Abi wrote: »

Dawh.. I'll try make an upside down triangle over mine and make it a star for you

try a good clay face mask, it sucks out all the oil

phasers

My boobs are always getting in the way when I try to make sandwiches

smash

Actually I have a few scars that I don't like.

davet82

smash wrote: »

Actually I have a few scars that I don't like.

so do i but mine are on the inside

Funglegunk

Abi wrote: »

Months?! did you not hit the docs over it? =O

Yeah hit the docs twice already, first visit gave me a cream that did sweet FA, second visit gave me some anti bios that worked really well. However they ran out and progress has halted on the aul sty. Another doc visit this week, where I have a sneaking suspicion it will need to be cut out. Costs so feckin much!

biko

I too suffer from EPS, Enormous Penis Syndrome.

True story.

Funglegunk

smash wrote: »

Actually I have a few scars that I don't like.

I have about 4 proper scars...all on my head. I was quite the drunken eejit in my youth. Most significant one is from a car accident though.

desertcircus

A few small facial scars, and an unusually broad neck for my size. Oh, and I can rotate my tongue 180 degrees clockwise and counterclockwise and change it from flat to cylindrical at will.

That last one's more odd than embarrassing, though.

davet82

biko wrote: »

I too suffer from EPS, Enormous Penis Syndrome.

True story.

I feel your pain buddy

Fluorescence

Not embarrassing, but I have 2 large freckles on my side that make me think of vampire teeth marks for some reason :pac:.

Dravokivich

Abi wrote: »

Sounds like you've been through the wars with it hon =/

Is it just your shoulders / back etc? To look at you, you wouldn't think you'd any skin bother at all

It can be quite annoying at times...

Sometimes it makes an appearance around my neck / arms / legs / chest, but not as much as my back / shoulders.

Stiffler2

phasers wrote: »

My boobs are always getting in the way when I try to make sandwiches

Phasers - PM me, I have a solution to this issue you're having.

Elba101

Let's just laugh at this girl again.

Born to Die

My initial thought is that people on here are too caught up in the physical appearance of individuals instead of concentrating on their qualities in personality.

smash

Born to Die wrote: »

My initial thought is that people on here are too caught up in the physical appearance of individuals instead of concentrating on their qualities in personality.

AH response:
Sounds like something a <insert insult> person would say.

Elba101

Born to Die wrote: »

My initial thought is that people on here are too caught up in the physical appearance of individuals instead of concentrating on their qualities in personality.

You do know you're on the internet, yes?