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the taliban fighter

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  • 20-02-2012 2:37pm
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    barney4001
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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan
    desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
    Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little
    old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.
    > >>
    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
    The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
    They are only £5."
    > >>
    The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need
    water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
    "OK", said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to
    buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
    If you continue over that hill to the East for about two miles you will
    find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice-cold water you need. Shalom."
    Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later
    he staggered back, almost dead, and said, "Your f...... brother won't let me in without a tie!"
    > >> >


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