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The Lards Prayer

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  • 20-02-2012 3:08pm
    #1
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    My weight is my shepherd;
    I shall not want low-calorie foods.
    It maketh me to munch on potato chips and bean dip;
    It leadeth me into 31 flavors;
    It restoreth my soul food;
    It leadeth me in the paths of cream puffs in bakeries.
    Yea, though I waddle through the valley of weight watchers,
    I will fear no skim milk;
    For my appetite is with me;
    My Hostess "Twinkies" and "Ding Dongs," they comfort me;
    They annointeth my body with calories;
    My scale tippeth over!
    Surely chubbiness and contentment shall follow me
    All the days of my life.
    And I shall dwell in the house of Marie Callender pies forever!


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