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  • 21-02-2012 4:04pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    I was down the pub last night when my mate showed me a picture of his new girlfriend.

    "Wow!" I exclaimed, "You've got yourself a keeper!"

    "So you think she's pretty good looking then, eh?"

    "Nah mate"………………I said, "She looks like Packie Bonner".

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    My wife said to me that I only want sex when I'm drunk,

    I said that's rubbish, sometimes I want a kebab
    _____________________________________

    I said to my wife, "I’m sorry for treating you really badly recently, how can I make it up to you?"

    "Well you can take me to the cinema tonight."

    "Consider it done; I’ll even pick you up afterwards."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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