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  • 21-02-2012 6:04pm
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    Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
    A: You can sleep with a light on.



    Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
    A: A cherry float.


    Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
    A: Beat it - we're closed.


    Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
    A: To find a tight seal.


    Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
    A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.



    Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
    A: Dill-dough.



    Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
    A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.


    Q: What's the definition of macho?
    A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.



    Q: What does a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    A: Their balls are just for decoration.


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