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Most politically incorrect song?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayit'sworldwouldfallapart



    Images of perfection, suntan and napalm
    Grenada - haiti - poland - nicaragua
    Who shall we choose for out morality
    I'm thinking right now of hollywood tragedy
    Big mac: smack: phoenix r: please smile y'all
    Cuba, mexico can't cauterize our discipline
    Your idols speak so much of the abyss
    Yet your morals only run as deep as the surface
    Cool - groovey - morning - fine
    Tipper gore was a friend of mine
    I love a free country
    The stars and stripes and an apple for mommy
    Conservative say there ain't no black in the union jack
    Democrat say there ain't enough white in the stars and stripes
    Compton - harlem - a pimp ****ed a priest
    The white man has just found a new moral saviour
    Vital stats - how white was their skin
    Unimportant - just another inner-city drive-by thing
    Morning - fine - serve your first coffee of the day
    Real privilege, it will take your problems all away
    Number one - the best - no excuse from me
    I am here to serve the moral majority
    Cool - groovey - morning - fine
    Tipper gore was a friend of mine
    I love a free country
    The stars and stripes and an apple for mommy
    Zapruder the first to masturbate
    The world's first taste of crucified grace
    And we say there's not enough black in the union jack
    And we say there's too much white in the stars and stripes
    **** the brady bill
    **** the brady bill
    If god made man they say
    Sam colt made him equal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Hope no one has posted this one. Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Hope no one has posted this one. Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown


    It already has:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto




    The prodigy "Smack my bitch up" but I remember there was more debate about the actual video.

    If you haven't seen it, watch it, it has a great ending.
    "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭Suryavarman



    Ah for fuck sake now I know that an organisation called NAMBLA exist, fuck your post. :mad:

    I always thought South Park made it up. America has quite the collection of f*cked up individuals.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Ah for fuck sake now I know that an organisation called NAMBLA exist, fuck your post. :mad:

    Take it easy, they're just Marlon Brando Lookalikes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar




    lyrics

    Lyrics :
    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
    That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
    It had been a while.
    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
    since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
    I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
    through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
    milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
    Name was Russell.

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

    Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
    this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
    like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
    Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
    'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
    Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
    and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
    as I do my little kooky dance.
    And then she told me to shush.
    I guess she could sense my desperation.
    'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

    So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
    So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
    is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
    with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
    resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
    Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
    I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
    Got to nail her back at her trailer.
    Heh. That rhymes.
    I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
    when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

    Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
    gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
    The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
    There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
    when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
    Well, my heart just dropped.
    So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
    and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
    in an eighteen-wheeler.
    I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
    Did I say that out loud?

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    Tom Joad wrote: »
    Guns 'n' roses had a hidden track on one of their albums called "look at your game girl" about prostitution, unremarkable maybe but it was allegedly written by Charles Manson.


    it was indeed. One in a million got more spotlight though...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9 Irish Stu




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal




  • Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭real stig


    Anything by the macc lads


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    this is quite sexist:p

    Strolling along minding my own business
    Well there goes a girl and a half
    She's got me going up and down
    She's got me going up and down

    Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

    Well I got the notion girl that you got some suntan lotion in that bottle of yours
    Spread it all over my peelin' skin baby
    That feels real good
    All this skirt lappin' up the sun
    Lap me up
    Why don't you come on and
    Lap me up

    Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

    Well there goes another one just lying down on the sand dunes
    I'd better go take a swim and see if I can cool down a little bit
    Cause you and me woman
    We got a lotta things on our minds (you know what I mean)

    Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

    Will you just take a look over there (where?) There
    Is she tryin' to get outta that clitares?
    Liberation for women
    That's what I preach
    Preacher man


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Kill the poor - Dead Kennedys
    Also did
    Holiday in Cambodia
    and
    Chemical warfare



    Has anyone mentioned South Park or Monty Python yet ?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 363 ✭✭FishBowel




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Last Caress by Misfits or else anything by Steel Panther
    Last Caress:
    I got something to say
    I killed your baby today
    And it doesn't matter much to me
    As long as it's dead

    Well I got something to say
    I raped your mother today
    And it doesn't matter much to me
    As long as she spread

    Sweet lovely death
    I am waiting for your breath
    Come sweet death, one last caress

    Go

    Sweet lovely death
    I am waiting for your breath
    Come sweet death, one last caress

    Well, I got something to say
    I killed your baby today
    And it doesn't matter much to me
    As long as it's dead

    Sweet lovely death
    I am waiting for your breath
    Come sweet death
    One last caress

    One last caress, sweet death
    One last caress, sweet death

    Oh oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh oh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,520 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Also did
    Holiday in Cambodia and
    Chemical warfare



    Has anyone mentioned South Park or Monty Python yet ?

    One of my favorites. I suppose the pertinent thing is who it's offensive to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Naomi00


    Blatter wrote: »

    It's not politically incorrect, it's an anti-rape song, so is Polly.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Most politically incorrect song?

    Anything by "Prussian Blue" before they started to get older and sense.

    No Youtube clips I will post - they are so wrong and frankly insensitive.

    EDIT: Just seem the above post...
    Deus Ex Machina
    Look up Prussian Blue. They're a pair of cute yet heavily indoctrinated blonde haired girls who sing the most hate filled white power songs you could imagine. It's odd to see such racist propaganda out of the mouths of little girls.

    Exactly.
    They have started to come around though. Not fully yet but they are getting there.
    Age and the onset of kopping on, does that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Sexism NWA-A bitch is a bitch.
    Homophobia Buju Banton-Boom Bye Bye.
    Racism Menace Clan-Kill Whitey.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 250 ✭✭DuPLeX




  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Biggins wrote: »
    Anything by "Prussian Blue" before they started to get older and sense.

    No Youtube clips I will post - they are so wrong and frankly insensitive.

    EDIT: Just seem the above post...



    Exactly.
    They have started to come around though. Not fully yet but they are getting there.
    Age and the onset of kopping on, does that.

    Louis Theroux made a documentary about them a few years back. It's quite shocking to watch it and see young minds being corrupted by such a hate filled environment.

    Its good to hear that they are starting to see sense now. I'd imagine getting away from that crazy of theirs would benefit them greatly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,523 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Uncle Fucker - Terrance and Phillip

    "shut you fucking face uncle fucker
    na na nna anaa nanan na na uncle fucker..."
    etc


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 307 ✭✭CodyJarrett


    pavb2 wrote: »
    White Noise by Stiff Little Fingers had some shocking lyrics I appreciate the idea was to highlight racism but does this make it politically correct?

    Yes, it does - as today the song is VERY PC - wasn't at the time though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 307 ✭✭CodyJarrett


    First half is shocking, but not half as shocking as the second :p



  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 250 ✭✭DuPLeX




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Boom bye bye by buju Banton caused trouble all over the world and seen him banned from many countries.

    Basically it's about killing gay people with bullets and fire. Song is over twenty years old he apologised for releasing it saying he was young and foolish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    This always struck me as a very unwell song.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭RustyNut




  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Sinne Fianna Fáil ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 338 ✭✭MightyMighty737


    Sinne Fianna Fáil ...

    SHOVELING CONNIE AROUND THE FIELD!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear




  • Registered Users Posts: 262 ✭✭tigerblob


    Peetrik wrote: »
    Has to be...

    (Stephen Lynch - Special Olympics)

    YES! I was just about to post this till I realised you beat me to it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    From Guns N Roses - One in a million

    Immigrants and fagots
    They make no sense to me
    They come to our country
    And think they'll do as they please
    Like start some mini-Iran
    Or spread some ****ing disease
    And they talk so many God damn ways
    It's all Greek to me


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  • Registered Users Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket




    :mad::eek:


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