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Dear God

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  • 21-02-2012 8:30pm
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    Bootup
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    God.... A kid's point of view


    1.Dear God,

    Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
    There is nothing good in there now.

    Amanda



    2.Dear God,

    Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

    Joyce



    3.Dear Mr. God,

    I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

    Janet



    4.Dear God,

    If we come back as somebody else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton- because I hate her.

    Denise



    5.Dear God,

    It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
    He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.

    Your friend, (I am not going to tell you who I am).



    6.God,

    I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.

    Love, Alison



    7.Dear God,

    How did you know you were God? Who told you?

    Charlene



    8.Dear God,

    Is it true my Father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?

    Anita



    9.Dear God,

    I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world.
    There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

    Nan



    10.Dear God,

    Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You?
    If you did then I'm going to get even with my brother.

    Darla



    11.Dear God,

    I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of them.
    You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.

    Glenn



    12.Dear God,

    My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
    How far back do you go?

    Love, Dennis



    13.Dear God,

    Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?

    Nan



    14.Dear God,

    It's O.K. That you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?

    Arnold



    15.Dear God,

    Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?

    Norma



    16.Dear God,

    In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?

    Jennifer



    17.Dear God,

    What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything you wanted.

    Jane



    18.Dear God,

    How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?

    Seymour



    19.Dear God,

    Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.

    Peter



    20.Dear God,

    Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.

    Larry



    21.Dear God,

    I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
    What's up? Don't forget.

    Mark



    22.Dear God,

    You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street.

    Dean


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