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Old Jews Telling Jokes

  • 23-02-2012 1:50am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,046 ✭✭✭✭


    BBC4, late nights. Talk about a show that does what it says on the tin: it really is just a bunch of Old Jews telling jokes, and doesn't need to be anything more. Some can be quite risqué, though this one is pretty safe:

    Ye Hypocrites, are these your pranks
    To murder men and gie God thanks?
    Desist for shame, proceed no further
    God won't accept your thanks for murder.

    ―Robert Burns



Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    A saw the opening 5 mins or so, some truly terrible (but funny) jokes!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Dermighty


    That looks ****e


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,046 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Dermighty wrote: »
    That looks ****e
    Ehh, it is what it is, what do I care if you watch it or not? I don't know why I have to kvetch, kids today are such schlemiels ...

    :P

    Ye Hypocrites, are these your pranks
    To murder men and gie God thanks?
    Desist for shame, proceed no further
    God won't accept your thanks for murder.

    ―Robert Burns



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    Oy vey, enough already with the criticism you goys.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,555 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    You want I should watch this?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Chicken Soup of comedy! Goes cold too quickly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    To be fair they aren't pitching it as something on the same level as Seinfeld or Woody Allen's finest work but some of the jokes are hilarious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,046 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Looks like the jokes are all online anyway - not sure which came first, the web series or the TV series? Anyway, have another one - you could tell this one in the pub, just replace "Rabbi" and "Temple" with "Priest" and "Church", you'll be grand. :cool:

    Ye Hypocrites, are these your pranks
    To murder men and gie God thanks?
    Desist for shame, proceed no further
    God won't accept your thanks for murder.

    ―Robert Burns



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Dermighty wrote: »
    That looks ****e
    Jewish comedians are the funniest f'uckers you'll find.


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