Marriage

Bootup

Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge.
- Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
- Marriage is a rest period between romances.
- Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.
- Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- Marriage is better when both the husband and wife decide that what they have is better than what they are missing.
- Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
- Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
- Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
- Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
- Marriage is mind over matter; if the husband doesn't mind, it doesn't matter...
- Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
- Marriage is the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
- Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
- Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
- Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.