Royal Navy career

RMD

investment wrote: »

I find your comment rather sad however I will explain myself to improve your ignorance

Many people fail their medical exam due to Acne etc...
I was just adding my strenghts to give the respondents to this thread a better chance to fully answer my question

Must of you guys are only key board warriors, who frequent this forum and watch films like black hawk down to accept who you are rather that who you could have become:rolleyes:

Actually, many of the people on this forum are currently serving or have served in various forces, Irish, American, British etc. You though on the other hand are as of now and for the foreseeable future, nothing more than a civilian. Best of luck though if you do go for the armed forces, I'd love to see how they will welcome you with open arms down in Lymstone or Dartmouth, they'll love your attitude.

In the mean time I suggest you read the 5 ethos of the Royal Marines, it may be of some interest to you.

investment

KickstartHeart wrote: »

If you think the Irish Naval Service only sit around and drink tea, you will not make it far in any navy.

If you try and join the Royal Navy and are so completely uneducated on all things to do with naval service that you don't even know how many weeks your OWN countries naval service spend at sea, going through hard training, getting shag all sleep, and interdicting more ARMED AND DANGEROUS drugs smugglers than your countries own police do, you won't make it very far.

The Irish naval service is the sea based element of the Irish Defence Forces. It operates around the clock, every day of the year, continuously on patrol, and boarding vessels that smuggle drugs into Ireland. It operates mostly in a coast guard role. But that is still a role that a military force is capable of. They operate 8 vessels. They are heavily armed, and they are a deterrent to aggression against the Irish state within our waters. They may not be able to mount a military intervention force on some islands thousands of miles away and battle it out with another country, but that is because that is not their role.

Man for man (and woman for woman), they are a well trained, extremely professional military entity, and I promise you, if you even tried the first half of their recruit training with the flippant, uninformed, but for some reason opinionated attitude that you have now, you would be one of the many people that quit because of how physically and mentally demanding training is. There is no time to drink tea.

I would love to rant on, but to be honest, I too was once an immature overly opinionated gob****e with ambitions of joining a military service just like you, who commented and made ridiculous threads just as stupid as yours on this site. So I won't paint you to be a bad guy. I'll just give you some proper advice. The Irish Naval Service has come quite a long way in the last few decades. There once was a time when they probably would spend a lot of time drinking tea, but no matter how much you don't like their un-flashy website, that is no longer the case. The training is long and hard, and its members are sea bound soldiers who operate war ships (most of which have kit and technology used by your so idolized Royal Navy). Take part in an armed boarding party, and look down the barrel of your Steyr 5.56mm assault rifle at the guy who makes a living shipping heroin and illegal arms and might just try blow your head off, and then come on here and say the Irish Naval Service is a joke. Until you get an attitude adjustment DO NOT bother trying to join either Naval service.

Yes there are Irish Royal Marines. I know one, and if he heard someone saying the Irish Navy was a "joke" he would have exactly the same things to say that I just did. Do some research. Talk to some people that have completed Irish Naval Service training recently. Get a bit of education on the matter. Get an insight into the work the lads and lasses in the Navy do. Then decide what you want to do. You can't just judge them by their website (I'm guessing that you only judged them by that because you literally know nothing else about them) and come on here and call a large force of dedicated military professionals who do more work and go through more danger day to day than you probably ever have, and bash them. Because there are a lot of people on here who have served in both Navy's, and when you say something as stupid as you just did, you are the only joke on this thread. Also just for your info, I'm not in the Defence Forces or the Crown forces.

If you have the credentials that you say you have, I would recommend going for a cadetship in the Irish Naval Service. But don't expect to get in unless you change the attitude.

Edit: Irish Naval Service personnel also take part in peacekeeping and peace enforcement operations along side their comrades from the Air Corps and the Army all around the world. I know peacekeeping is not a tour in Afghanistan, but quite often it comes under the category of 'action'. The families of our fallen soldiers who gave their lives while on these peacekeeping missions will be able to tell you that. I know that's grim, but there is too much of an 'Irish Defence Forces don't actually do any soldiering' attitude around, and it is un-true.

Ok

Perhaps I have come across as a **** within the last few posts

I'm sorry if I have offended anyone who serves in the Irish army or the naval service..Maybe someday I will need your help to defend the good of the Irish free state

Since my post I have become more educated on the actitives of both the naval services and the Royal Navy

I have just watch this documentary Royal Navy Submarine Mission and Royal marines mission afghanistan


Sorry again
Investment

KickstartHeart

investment wrote: »

Ok

Perhaps I have come across as a **** within the last few posts

I'm sorry if I have offended anyone who serves in the Irish army or the naval service..Maybe someday I will need your help to defend the good of the Irish free state

Since my post I have become more educated on the actitives of both the naval services and the Royal Navy

I have just watch this documentary Royal Navy Submarine Mission and Royal marines mission afghanistan


Sorry again
Investment

Al-right lad, fair play for having the balls to apologize. Have you considered going for a cadetship in the Irish Naval Service? The training is very challenging and the job ain't easy but it would be very very rewarding and you would get to travel the world with the navy, take part in some explosive exercises and get bit of adrenaline and action when on patrol in Irish waters.

I watched the Royal Marines mission Afghanistan one too. Its really good isn't it? Since your'e interested in the Marines who are a ground force, you could even consider the Irish army?

tac foley

KickstartHeart wrote: »

If you think the Irish Naval Service only sit around and drink tea, you will not make it far in any navy.

If you try and join the Royal Navy and are so completely uneducated on all things to do with naval service that you don't even know how many weeks your OWN countries naval service spend at sea, going through hard training, getting shag all sleep, and interdicting more ARMED AND DANGEROUS drugs smugglers than your countries own police do, you won't make it very far.

The Irish naval service is the sea based element of the Irish Defence Forces. It operates around the clock, every day of the year, continuously on patrol, and boarding vessels that smuggle drugs into Ireland. It operates mostly in a coast guard role. But that is still a role that a military force is capable of. They operate 8 vessels. They are heavily armed, and they are a deterrent to aggression against the Irish state within our waters. They may not be able to mount a military intervention force on some islands thousands of miles away and battle it out with another country, but that is because that is not their role.

Man for man (and woman for woman), they are a well trained, extremely professional military entity, and I promise you, if you even tried the first half of their recruit training with the flippant, uninformed, but for some reason opinionated attitude that you have now, you would be one of the many people that quit because of how physically and mentally demanding training is. There is no time to drink tea.

I would love to rant on, but to be honest, I too was once an immature overly opinionated gob****e with ambitions of joining a military service just like you, who commented and made ridiculous threads just as stupid as yours on this site. So I won't paint you to be a bad guy. I'll just give you some proper advice. The Irish Naval Service has come quite a long way in the last few decades. There once was a time when they probably would spend a lot of time drinking tea, but no matter how much you don't like their un-flashy website, that is no longer the case. The training is long and hard, and its members are sea bound soldiers who operate war ships (most of which have kit and technology used by your so idolized Royal Navy). Take part in an armed boarding party, and look down the barrel of your Steyr 5.56mm assault rifle at the guy who makes a living shipping heroin and illegal arms and might just try blow your head off, and then come on here and say the Irish Naval Service is a joke. Until you get an attitude adjustment DO NOT bother trying to join either Naval service.

Yes there are Irish Royal Marines. I know one, and if he heard someone saying the Irish Navy was a "joke" he would have exactly the same things to say that I just did. Do some research. Talk to some people that have completed Irish Naval Service training recently. Get a bit of education on the matter. Get an insight into the work the lads and lasses in the Navy do. Then decide what you want to do. You can't just judge them by their website (I'm guessing that you only judged them by that because you literally know nothing else about them) and come on here and call a large force of dedicated military professionals who do more work and go through more danger day to day than you probably ever have, and bash them. Because there are a lot of people on here who have served in both Navy's, and when you say something as stupid as you just did, you are the only joke on this thread. Also just for your info, I'm not in the Defence Forces or the Crown forces.

If you have the credentials that you say you have, I would recommend going for a cadetship in the Irish Naval Service. But don't expect to get in unless you change the attitude.

Irish Naval Service personnel also take part in peacekeeping and peace enforcement operations along side their comrades from the Air Corps and the Army all around the world. I know peacekeeping is not a tour in Afghanistan, but quite often it comes under the category of 'action'. The families of our fallen soldiers who gave their lives while on these peacekeeping missions will be able to tell you that. I know that's grim, but there is too much of an 'Irish Defence Forces don't actually do any soldiering' attitude around, and it is un-true.


Also, if you want answers, don't be insulting the people posting here. Some of the people here have probably soldiered more than you ever will, even if you ever manage to make it into the Royal Navy.

^^^^^^^^^
What HE said.

tac, only 33 years a soldier.

investment

KickstartHeart wrote: »

Al-right lad, fair play for having the balls to apologize. Have you considered going for a cadetship in the Irish Naval Service? The training is very challenging and the job ain't easy but it would be very very rewarding and you would get to travel the world with the navy, take part in some explosive exercises and get bit of adrenaline and action when on patrol in Irish waters.

I watched the Royal Marines mission Afghanistan one too. Its really good isn't it? Since your'e interested in the Marines who are a ground force, you could even consider the Irish army?

Thanks mate

Yeah I'am going to look into that as I would rather service to protect Ireland before Britain.

Royal Marines mission Afghanistan is very good..it gives a unique inside into the life of a RM.

I would have to really work on my fitness levels to be a RM

beco2010

just thought id tell you that i have went for the irish navy and have talked to ppl in it and went trough interview/fitness test medical from what i have been told it is a hard lifestyle so if it is a challenge your after it would be great to think about

RMD

investment wrote: »

Thanks mate

Yeah I'am going to look into that as I would rather service to protect Ireland before Britain.

Royal Marines mission Afghanistan is very good..it gives a unique inside into the life of a RM.

I would have to really work on my fitness levels to be a RM

Take a look at Commando: On the Frontline, produced by the same guy (Chris Terrell). It follows a troop from their first day at CTCRM all the way to an eventual deployment in Afghanistan. Very good series.

mikeym

Its so funny when people have a rant about something they dont have a clue about.

Just because you have a high IQ doesnt mean you could suffer from cronic sea sickness.

Fratton Fred

mikeym wrote: »

Its so funny when people have a rant about something they dont have a clue about.

Just because you have a high IQ doesnt mean you could suffer from cronic sea sickness.

Nelson suffered from sea sickness, he seemed to do alright for himself!

goldie fish

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Nelson suffered from sea sickness, he seemed to do alright for himself!

Difference between sea sickness and CHRONIC sea sickness.

KickstartHeart

RMD wrote: »

Take a look at Commando: On the Frontline, produced by the same guy (Chris Terrell). It follows a troop from their first day at CTCRM all the way to an eventual deployment in Afghanistan. Very good series.

Yeah that ones brilliant too. If I'm right its the one that follows a troop of recruits through training and then Afghanistan yeah? It gave a good insight into the difficulties of training. Any RM will tell you, its all in the mind.

investment wrote: »

Thanks mate

Yeah I'am going to look into that as I would rather service to protect Ireland before Britain.

Royal Marines mission Afghanistan is very good..it gives a unique inside into the life of a RM.

I would have to really work on my fitness levels to be a RM

Yeah you need to be quite fit. Military training is always hard as hell, but in the marines you need to be a bit of a step ahead. Work of strength, and cardio-vascular fitness. The Irish Defence Forces website has some info on the fitness levels needed. I presume the marines, if your'e going to go that way, have some info on that too. The navy only take a few cadets each year, so its something you'd want to plan to keep trying until you get it, not just try the once.

Rebelheart

investment wrote: »

The Irish navy are a joke I bet they spend most days drinking tea. If I wanted to spend my time hidding from the action I would go on a fas course:rolleyes:

The royal navy are the navy that all other Navy's are judged by

Are their Irish marines? Just imagine what they do...

If nobody cares about these things you have kindly pointed out..why do they ask for a man of my caliber and qualities ??

Are you a royal marine?

I can see you've an IQ of 180 alright. Not. And that's just from two of your posts. As usual, a person of low intelligence holds aspirations to join the British military, puts down Irish military forces as the necessary prerequisite to that aspiration but then, most unusually, claims superior intelligence is the true reason for wanting to join the British.

Most expected of all for somebody who wants to join the British military, however, an inferior intelligence is actually displayed (and in more senses than the above grammar and spelling ones).

Rebelheart

investment wrote: »

Must of you guys are only key board warriors, who frequent this forum and watch films like black hawk down to accept who you are rather that who you could have become:rolleyes:

Keyboard. In future it's probably a rather good idea to know the difference between a proper noun - e.g. Black Hawk Down - and a common noun - e.g. illiteracy, pomposity, arrogance, conceit, patriotism, treachery.

ex_infantry man

Rebelheart wrote: »

Keyboard. In future it's probably a rather good idea to know the difference between a proper noun - e.g. Black Hawk Down - and a common noun - e.g. illiteracy, pomposity, arrogance, conceit, patriotism, treachery.

give the guy a break would ya!!!! he claims to have high I.Q. and want's to join the british forces, while he has a better chance in doing that than getting into our own forces, if that is what he wants to do then so be it, so feckin what his grammar is'nt up to your standards, what make's you so perfect???

Rebelheart

ex_infantry man wrote: »

give the guy a break would ya!!!! he claims to have high I.Q. and want's to join the british forces, while he has a better chance in doing that than getting into our own forces, if that is what he wants to do then so be it, so feckin what his grammar is'nt up to your standards, what make's you so perfect???

1) He wants to join the forces of the British state, the very state which has denied Ireland (and numerous other states) its (their) sovereignty for centuries.

2) He puts down the forces of my state, Ireland, on his path to glorifying the British forces.

3) He claims to be more intelligent than us and implies this is why he arrived at his decision to join the British.

I am an Irishman. Unlike him, and the other apologists on this forum for British warmongering, I am proud of my Irishness and the men and women who have fought for Irish freedom against the very state which he now wishes to serve, while it continues to occupy a part of Ireland in 2012.

It shouldn't be rocket science why a proud, educated and intelligent Irish person would be contemptuous of Irish-born people who are reduced to joining the British state's military, even if they didn't feel the need to put the Irish state's forces down (and there are very few Irish-born members of the British forces who don't feel that need, if The Irish Times article on those people a couple of years ago is any indicator).

tac foley

Rebelheart wrote: »

1) It shouldn't be rocket science why a proud, educated and intelligent Irish person would be contemptuous of Irish-born people who are reduced to joining the British state's military, even if they didn't feel the need to put the Irish state's forces down (and there are very few Irish-born members of the British forces who don't feel that need, if The Irish Times article on those people a couple of years ago is any indicator).

Ah, yes, that word 'contempt' again, Sir. You seem, from the posts on the other thread, to be altogether too fond of applying this feeling to any of your fellow Irishmen who are exercising their freedom of self-determination.

As for me, well, I'm proud, educated and intelligent, but alas, only half-Irish.

Pray let us poor contemptible inferior persons into the secret of your superiority - tell us what YOU have done for Ireland in your superior life?

tac

investment

Rebelheart wrote: »

1) He wants to join the forces of the British state, the very state which has denied Ireland (and numerous other states) its (their) sovereignty for centuries.

2) He puts down the forces of my state, Ireland, on his path to glorifying the British forces.

3) He claims to be more intelligent than us and implies this is why he arrived at his decision to join the British.

I am an Irishman. Unlike him, and the other apologists on this forum for British warmongering, I am proud of my Irishness and the men and women who have fought for Irish freedom against the very state which he now wishes to serve, while it continues to occupy a part of Ireland in 2012.

It shouldn't be rocket science why a proud, educated and intelligent Irish person would be contemptuous of Irish-born people who are reduced to joining the British state's military, even if they didn't feel the need to put the Irish state's forces down (and there are very few Irish-born members of the British forces who don't feel that need, if The Irish Times article on those people a couple of years ago is any indicator).

And may I ask what army are you a member of??

:rolleyes:

You can still be a nationalist and join the Royal Navy as you dont swear legion to the queen

Delancey

investment wrote: »

And may I ask what army are you a member of??

:rolleyes:

You can still be a nationalist and join the Royal Navy as you dont swear legion to the queen

To be frank - for a guy with an IQ of 180 you come across as not exactly living up to it - when you say '' legion '' I presume you mean to say '' allegiance '' ?
If you were to become a Royal Navy officer I can assure you that you would most certainly be required to swear or affirm allegiance to the Queen.

I don't think you have a clue.

Manic Moran

As an aside, Mr Rebelheart is taking a few weeks off from Military due to his comments on the RIR thread.

investment

Delancey wrote: »

To be frank - for a guy with an IQ of 180 you come across as not exactly living up to it - when you say '' legion '' I presume you mean to say '' allegiance '' ?
If you were to become a Royal Navy officer I can assure you that you would most certainly be required to swear or affirm allegiance to the Queen.

I don't think you have a clue.

Whats your problem:mad:

My IQ is based on numerical aptitude, vocabulary, reasoning, and abstractions.

My EI is also higher than average

..another IRA follower :rolleyes:..wannabe

It wasn't me!

If your reasoning were worth a sloppy turd, you'd have paused before accusing someone who moderates the PSNI Recruitment forum of being an IRA follower... Frankly, I'd want my money back on that test.

investment

It wasn't me! wrote: »

If your reasoning were worth a sloppy turd, you'd have paused before accusing someone who moderates the PSNI Recruitment forum of being an IRA follower... Frankly, I'd want my money back on that test.

It cost 400 euros and it was money well spend.It proves how much more intelligence I am that you

The PSNI colluding with the IRA is nothing new ..son:rolleyes:

It wasn't me!

investment wrote: »

It cost 400 euros and it was money well spend.It proves how much more intelligence I am that you

The PSNI colluding with the IRA is nothing new ..son:rolleyes:

*If* your figure is correct (and I find it hard to believe) you might be surprised... Not that it matters worth a flying fcuk either, since intellect is a pretty piss poor metric of how useful you are or whether you're going to be good at something. For instance, you roll into an interview and start waffling about your imaginary 180 IQ and high EI and how good-looking you think you are, you've got a senior officer in his 50s opposite you hearing some kid basically sucking his own dick across the table without giving any indicator that he's going to be of any damned use to the army. You really think that's going to go down well? Especially since you've demonstrated here that you have no reasoning skills, are of average intelligence (If paper scores make you feel better, great, but all the indicators here are making you look decidedly average), have shít communication skills and no awareness of how to interact with other people. You don't know anything about what qualities make a good soldier or even what you want to do. How prepared do you really think you are?

investment

It wasn't me! wrote: »

*If* your figure is correct (and I find it hard to believe) you might be surprised... Not that it matters worth a flying fcuk either, since intellect is a pretty piss poor metric of how useful you are or whether you're going to be good at something. For instance, you roll into an interview and start waffling about your imaginary 180 IQ and high EI and how good-looking you think you are, you've got a senior officer in his 50s opposite you hearing some kid basically sucking his own dick across the table without giving any indicator that he's going to be of any damned use to the army. You really think that's going to go down well? Especially since you've demonstrated here that you have no reasoning skills, are of average intelligence (If paper scores make you feel better, great, but all the indicators here are making you look decidedly average), have shít communication skills and no awareness of how to interact with other people. You don't know anything about what qualities make a good soldier or even what you want to do. How prepared do you really think you are?

Well let me tell you how prepared I am..

Physically I walk 12 km every day 7 days a week I also do 567 pushups, 21 at a time every 10 minutes.


I only sleep for 5 hours a night



Psychological I have the state of mind...when I'm walking I constantly looking for enemy treats, behind walls under bridges etc...watching my step in order to avoid enemy detection and IEDs


I also walk late at night into rough areas and face the enemy head on..I do this by walking pass large groups of youths down dark allys and under bridges...


I spend hours sitting in my garden late at night in the cold ..building up my body to face harsh weather

It wasn't me!

investment wrote: »

I spend hours sitting in my garden late at night in the cold ..building up my body to face harsh weather

Under a bridge, more like.

ex_infantry man

investment wrote: »

Well let me tell you how prepared I am..

Physically I walk 12 km every day 7 days a week I also do 567 pushups, 21 at a time every 10 minutes.


I only sleep for 5 hours a night



Psychological I have the state of mind...when I'm walking I constantly looking for enemy treats, behind walls under bridges etc...watching my step in order to avoid enemy detection and IEDs


I also walk late at night into rough areas and face the enemy head on..I do this by walking pass large groups of youths down dark allys and under bridges...


I spend hours sitting in my garden late at night in the cold ..building up my body to face harsh weather

lol sorry now but all i,m picturing here is Mr Bean lol

KickstartHeart

OP I'm beginning to think you are either completely daft or are deliberately causing negative reactions here.

If you really want to join a military, you don't check for IED's when walking around in Irish streets. You don't keep an eye out for threats (I presume you meant threats by "treats" because to me a treat is a few scoops and kebab) when going about your daily business, and you most definitely do not need to face up to 'gangs of youths' in dark streets to try and get yourself in some military mind set. Your'e watching too much movies. Fair play on the fitness though. Keep it up. But, getting your body used to harsh weather by sitting out in the cold? Special forces soldiers don't even do that. You are looking too much into this military service thing dude. Just relax, take it easy, enjoy life. You don't need to be a rambo. You sound like someone who is preparing to take on an army of enemies... alone... with nothing but his fists.. in Antarctica.

You need to chill out here. Quit arguing with people on this forum. If you don't agree with something that someone is saying to you, then don't rise to it. Any one will tell you, (since you seam very concerned with creating a military state of mind), that a good soldier can stop him/her-self from reacting to provocation. You become an army officer and your'e in charge of a platoon in some war ridden country and protesters start pegging stones at you. Option A) React and bite back, like some forces even did on our own island and many peacekeeping forces have done in other countries (see France in Ivory Coast a few years back). - see how things went. OR Option Keep cool, and don't rise to people deliberately trying to provoke you. I'm not saying that the people who are slagging you here are right or wrong, but you, as a person, who is claiming to be essentially the dogs b******s, needs to take it easy, and learn to pull your neck back when appropriate. Remember what I said about lots of people here having actual military experience? You don't seam to have taken that advice in. You shouldn't act so complaisantly here and call people a "wannabe". You are by definition, a wannabe. So take it easy! (I'm a wannabe too, just saying).

I'll say it again, I used to be a completely immature young lad on this site, who posted just as ridiculously as you, if not even worse. But when I realised I didn't know what I was on about and I should just stop,.. I did. You however, are not taking my advice. Quit arguing with people here. Stop assuming things about people that you do not know at all.

Back to my first point though, seriously, chill out. Military service no matter what country it is with or what corps or service branch, does not require, need, or even warrant the completely daft things you are doing. (I'm referring to the sitting in the cold and facing gangs of people in the dark craic and watching out for threats and IED's. Your'e just being silly). RELAX, keep fit, enjoy your civi life while you can. Don't be at all that other crap. The state of mind which you refer to, that the British marines advocate, does not involve being a nut job making sure he doesn't get hit up or stand on an IED when walking down the street. It involves being able to adapt to, and over come obstacles, that you would normally find challenging, using your mental attitude to that situation.

Military life is not near as gung-ho as you seam to think. Even in the most conflict involved militaries.

Take it easy dude.

It wasn't me!

He's not doing any of that. He's a troll.

who the fug

It wasn't me! wrote: »

He's not doing any of that. He's a troll.

A tr more like, needs to try harder to be a troll

investment

It wasn't me! wrote: »

He's not doing any of that. He's a troll.

I would keep those allegations to yourself:mad:

What I do when I'm on leave is none of your business

investment

KickstartHeart wrote: »

OP I'm beginning to think you are either completely daft or are deliberately causing negative reactions here.

If you really want to join a military, you don't check for IED's when walking around in Irish streets. You don't keep an eye out for threats (I presume you meant threats by "treats" because to me a treat is a few scoops and kebab) when going about your daily business, and you most definitely do not need to face up to 'gangs of youths' in dark streets to try and get yourself in some military mind set. Your'e watching too much movies. Fair play on the fitness though. Keep it up. But, getting your body used to harsh weather by sitting out in the cold? Special forces soldiers don't even do that. You are looking too much into this military service thing dude. Just relax, take it easy, enjoy life. You don't need to be a rambo. You sound like someone who is preparing to take on an army of enemies... alone... with nothing but his fists.. in Antarctica.

You need to chill out here. Quit arguing with people on this forum. If you don't agree with something that someone is saying to you, then don't rise to it. Any one will tell you, (since you seam very concerned with creating a military state of mind), that a good soldier can stop him/her-self from reacting to provocation. You become an army officer and your'e in charge of a platoon in some war ridden country and protesters start pegging stones at you. Option A) React and bite back, like some forces even did on our own island and many peacekeeping forces have done in other countries (see France in Ivory Coast a few years back). - see how things went. OR Option Keep cool, and don't rise to people deliberately trying to provoke you. I'm not saying that the people who are slagging you here are right or wrong, but you, as a person, who is claiming to be essentially the dogs b******s, needs to take it easy, and learn to pull your neck back when appropriate. Remember what I said about lots of people here having actual military experience? You don't seam to have taken that advice in. You shouldn't act so complaisantly here and call people a "wannabe". You are by definition, a wannabe. So take it easy! (I'm a wannabe too, just saying).

I'll say it again, I used to be a completely immature young lad on this site, who posted just as ridiculously as you, if not even worse. But when I realised I didn't know what I was on about and I should just stop,.. I did. You however, are not taking my advice. Quit arguing with people here. Stop assuming things about people that you do not know at all.

Back to my first point though, seriously, chill out. Military service no matter what country it is with or what corps or service branch, does not require, need, or even warrant the completely daft things you are doing. (I'm referring to the sitting in the cold and facing gangs of people in the dark craic and watching out for threats and IED's. Your'e just being silly). RELAX, keep fit, enjoy your civi life while you can. Don't be at all that other crap. The state of mind which you refer to, that the British marines advocate, does not involve being a nut job making sure he doesn't get hit up or stand on an IED when walking down the street. It involves being able to adapt to, and over come obstacles, that you would normally find challenging, using your mental attitude to that situation.

Military life is not near as gung-ho as you seam to think. Even in the most conflict involved militaries.

Take it easy dude.

No man.. you're wrong you can let your guard down..thats when ****e happens..you must assess the threat level all the time...this will help you become more self aware of your surrounding and more in touch with your inner self

I'm obviously not looking for fcuking IED's on the roads..I'm creating a environment within my mind of how I would act in battle zone


You must face the enemy..they are your greatest fear..only when you face your greatest fears will you over come them

A old women stopped me when I was walking today and asked for a euro:eek:..I used my state of mind to control myself and not do something I might have regreted as i was full of adrenaline ...cheek of her:mad:

If our paths ever crossed I would give you a good beasting for what you said:mad:..maybe then you would learn!

Delancey

Sweet Jesus , will some kind moderator show a spirit of love and lock this thread ??!!
Pure nonsense now....

investment

Delancey wrote: »

Sweet Jesus , will some kind moderator show a spirit of love and lock this thread ??!!
Pure nonsense now....

why?? This thread has many valid points and there is good discussion between members on issues concerning the Royal navy and the army in general. I have learned a lot from this thread

tac foley

ex_infantry man wrote: »

lol sorry now but all i,m picturing here is Mr Bean lol

...those 'enemy treats' must be pretty hard to resist, too.

tac

KickstartHeart

investment wrote: »

why?? This thread has many valid points and there is good discussion between members on issues concerning the Royal navy and the army in general. I have learned a lot from this thread

Clearly not. I still can't figure out if your'e someone just taking the p*** or if your'e actually a nut.

tac foley

investment wrote: »

It cost 400 euros and it was money well spend.It proves how much more intelligence I am that you

The PSNI colluding with the IRA is nothing new ..son:rolleyes:

@investment - I begin to doubt that you an English speaker are, is it?

tac

ex_infantry man

i,m actually wetting myself here with the laughter of this thread! your actually acting like a schizophrenic!! up your dosage of meds and the enemies and I.E.D.s your seeing on the streets will disappear and old ladies will stop hasseling ya for euro,s!!!!

investment

ex_infantry man wrote: »

i,m actually wetting myself here with the laughter of this thread! your actually acting like a schizophrenic!! up your dosage of meds and the enemies and I.E.D.s your seeing on the streets will disappear and old ladies will stop hasseling ya for euro,s!!!!

O by god...I would love to give you a good beasting...but i'll let this man give it to you instead:mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmj1EwQy-VU

Dogwatch

@ investment.

If you paid 400 euro for an IQ test, you were rightly conned. Who were the organisation that did it.

Judging from your attitude and demeanor displayed here, you would be a liability in any armed unit, be it military or police.

There is a fine line between genius and madness . A high IQ does not make you brighter or better than anyone else.

I am a card carrying member of MENSA and I strongly suggest you get in contact with them and do their tests. It definitely wont cost you 400 euro.

Delancey

It wasn't me! wrote: »

If your reasoning were worth a sloppy turd, you'd have paused before accusing someone who moderates the PSNI Recruitment forum of being an IRA follower... Frankly, I'd want my money back on that test.

Excellent point you make though it does make a change from being accused of colluding with Loyalist paramilitaries

It wasn't me!

"*yawn* What time is it? Is it tuesday? Shít, I forgot to check the roster. Who are we supposed to be colluding with today?"

investment

It wasn't me! wrote: »

"*yawn* What time is it? Is it tuesday? Shít, I forgot to check the roster. Who are we supposed to be colluding with today?"

Police men are wannabe marines:rolleyes:..just dont have the balls thats all

Maybe we'll make men out of you yet..actually hold that thought there is donuts to be eaten

Its a state of mind being a marine....its the state of your body being a police officer

It wasn't me!

I thought all cops were wannabe Paras, no?

Manic Moran

investment wrote: »

It cost 400 euros and it was money well spend.It proves how much more intelligence I am that you

The PSNI colluding with the IRA is nothing new ..son:rolleyes:

Police men are wannabe marines..just dont have the balls thats all

What is it with the unusual characters this week? ("son!?")

Sweet Jesus , will some kind moderator show a spirit of love and lock this thread ??!!

Actually, I've been kindof enjoying this. Sitting down, watching the thread, snacking on a thre.. erm treat.

OK. Fun's over, I guess

[Mod]Investment, enough of the entertainment. If you can't say anything productive and on topic, you will be joining Rebelheart in the Ranks of the Banned.[/Mod]

NTM

investment

Manic Moran wrote: »

What is it with the unusual characters this week? ("son!?")



Actually, I've been kindof enjoying this. Sitting down, watching the thread, snacking on a thre.. erm treat.

OK. Fun's over, I guess

[Mod]Investment, enough of the entertainment. If you can't say anything productive and on topic, you will be joining Rebelheart in the Ranks of the Banned.[/Mod]

NTM

Sorry

I have been having problems being moodiness for the past several months about the same time I started training harder for the marines and taking the shakes. During the week and half I took off from training the moodyness has gone away. I have consulted my doctor about this and after some blood work found my testosterone to be low (Royal marine nightmare). I am on hormone replacements now

cyrusdvirus

investment wrote: »

Sorry

I have been having problems being moodiness for the past several months about the same time I started training harder for the marines and taking the shakes. During the week and half I took off from training the moodyness has gone away. I have consulted my doctor about this and after some blood work found my testosterone to be low (Royal marine nightmare). I am on hormone replacements now

hehehehe

He's on HRT....


Now i'm interested in how this turns out.

Manic, even though he's quite obviously a troll, can we keep him as a pet?

ex_infantry man

investment wrote: »

O by god...I would love to give you a good beasting...but i'll let this man give it to you instead:mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmj1EwQy-VU

lad i've done my time in the defence forces, it was'nt a very long career but i did my training and believe me i've more discipline in my left big toe and respect for society than you'll ever have thats for sure

investment wrote: »

Sorry

I have been having problems being moodiness for the past several months about the same time I started training harder for the marines and taking the shakes. During the week and half I took off from training the moodyness has gone away. I have consulted my doctor about this and after some blood work found my testosterone to be low (Royal marine nightmare). I am on hormone replacements now

oooooh my holy god!!! give it a week and we'll be calling ya mrs investment hahaha and if you are to ever step foot on any parade ground be it irish defence forces or british armed forces they'll be making one bad "INVESTMENT" !!!!!

krissovo

This is classic thread, just signing up and grabbing a bag of pop corn:D

Dogwatch

investment wrote: »

Sorry

I have been having problems being moodiness for the past several months about the same time I started training harder for the marines and taking the shakes. During the week and half I took off from training the moodyness has gone away. I have consulted my doctor about this and after some blood work found my testosterone to be low (Royal marine nightmare). I am on hormone replacements now

I have worked it out now. He/she meant to go to the forum 2 above this one on the drop down list.:D:D:D.

ex_infantry man

Dogwatch wrote: »

I have worked it out now. He/she meant to go to the forum 2 above this one on the drop down list.:D:D:D.

what the LGBT forum hahaha is he/she still here or is he/she banned???