Flash...

xoxyx

Was just on my way home and I got flashed! Some guy on the other side of the road shouted "Look out", and I looked over to see a fella wearing nothing but an open overcoat and a smile!

aaronjumper

Aaaaa-aaaaa the saviour of the universe!!

What did you do?

im invisible

tommyboy2222

Good times

Lucky cow

El Guapo!

You didn't even smile back at me.....:(

He shouts "look out" and you look directly at his penis?

Where To

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4

murphzor

Why would Lee Young Ho be in Ireland?

Joe10000

God it's years since I've heard of a flasher, they have probably taken to the Internet rather well.

Sky King

If someone flashes you in this country it usually means slow down, there;s a garda speedtrap / checkpoint ahead.

I wouldn't worry about it

JonathanAnon

xoxyx wrote: »

Was just on my way home and I got flashed! Some guy on the other side of the road shouted "Look out", and I looked over to see a fella wearing nothing but an open overcoat and a smile!

sorry I thought you were the missus..

Lia_lia

I thought this was going to be about Adobe Flash. Glad it isn't!

Senna

I hope you went over and shook his ............. hand?

Archeron

I flashed my bathroom earlier and it was scented with febreze. Lovely smell I thought, then read the bottle which said do not breathe in this product. What the fook is the point of adding a nice smell to something you arent supposed to inhale by nose?

Capt'n Midnight

I can imagine the police line up when they arrest a suspect

xoxyx "I wasn't looking at his face, could you ask them to ..."

TeddyTedson

Flashing is a really problem nowadays. In Tesco beside me you often get people shopping in dressings gowns who "accidentally" let them fall open. It's not just women doing it either. People seem to get kicks out of it.
There should be harsher laws brought in for people who consistently expose themselves.

xoxyx

The problem with introducing harsher laws though is that the innocent will get caught up in the net.

For example, there's a family living in an apartment beside mine and, God help them, they bought the place (a small two bed apartment) in the good years. They're now in negative equity and can't move out. Since they bought the place, the guy's father has become a bit unstable and has had to move in with them. The father is lucid most of the time, but tends to have "senior moments" such as coming out of the bathroom after using the shower and heading out the front door instead of going into his room. Twice, I've answered a knock on my door to find a confused 80 year old standing there with a towel hanging around his shoulders. (Why he puts the towel around his shoulders and not around his waist is beyond me.)

Really - I've seen quite a few things in the last few months that I'd quite like to unsee!!

xoxyx

danniemcq wrote: »

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

saviour of the universe

Now we're singing the same tune!

yeppydeppy

It's good to see not all the old skills and traditions are dying out.

This thread has cheered me up no end, thanks!

TeddyTedson

xoxyx wrote: »

The problem with introducing harsher laws though is that the innocent will get caught up in the net.

For example, there's a family living in an apartment beside mine and, God help them, they bought the place (a small two bed apartment) in the good years. They're now in negative equity and can't move out. Since they bought the place, the guy's father has become a bit unstable and has had to move in with them. The father is lucid most of the time, but tends to have "senior moments" where he'll come out of the bathroom after using the shower and head out the front door instead of going into his room. Twice, I've answered a knock on my door to find a confused 80 year old standing there with a towel hanging around his shoulders. (Why he puts the towel around his shoulders and not around his waist is beyond me.)

Really - I've seen quite a few things in the last few months that I'd really like to unsee!!

But there's things they could do to prevent the exposure. Adult diapers perhaps could be a solution.
I spent a summer a couple of years ago helping tree surgeons in some of the public parks around Dublin. The amount of time security asked us if we'd seen a man going around exposing himself was unbelievable.
Also I remember being a teenager and getting the bus into town with a group of us. This seems to be these sickos dream. They start fapping on the bus and everything.
You can almost spot them on Dublin Bus too because they sit down the back hoping a bunch of 15 year olds get on.
A lot seem to be out of there heads on drugs too.

xoxyx

TeddyTedson wrote: »

But there's things they could do to prevent the exposure. Adult diapers perhaps could be a solution.

I don't know. I think I'd rather see him in the nip than wearing an adult diaper.

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I spent a summer a couple of years ago helping tree surgeons in some of the public parks around Dublin. The amount of time security asked us if we'd seen a man going around exposing himself was unbelievable.
Also I remember being a teenager and getting the bus into town with a group of us. This seems to be these sickos dream. They start fapping on the bus and everything.
You can almost spot them on Dublin Bus too because they sit down the back hoping a bunch of 15 year olds get on.
A lot seem to be out of there heads on drugs too.

This is what I really dislike. Don't get me wrong - I'd rather not be flashed at all. But if I am, I'd prefer the flasher just to be a little bit mental rather than stoned out of their gorge and looking for a thrill. God be with the good old days when flashing was innocent and solvent abuse was as hard as drug use got.

xoxyx

yeppydeppy wrote: »

It's good to see not all the old skills and traditions are dying out.

This thread has cheered me up no end, thanks!

I remember you...

jester77

xoxyx wrote: »

Was just on my way home and I got flashed! Some guy on the other side of the road shouted "Look out", and I looked over to see a fella wearing nothing but an open overcoat and a smile!

giggity

I wish women would do this more often, had a woman squeeze my ass and smile at me last weekend in the pub, it's just not the same

TeddyTedson

xoxyx wrote: »

I remember you...

Is this who flashed you:eek:


I'm often flashed in the changing rooms in my gym by aul lads. It's disgusting. I just stare at them as if to say, "put that away you dirty old git" but they just start drying there hair! Even though they're bald.

There's a lot more to this than I think people realise.
It's one of the last taboos that people don't seem to want to talk about.

xoxyx

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm often flashed in the changing rooms in my gym by aul lads... I just stare at them...

I think that's your problem right there. :pac:

TeddyTedson

xoxyx wrote: »

I think that's your problem right there. :pac:

I'm staring at them in the face to guilt them in to stopping!!!!!
A lot of them will also try and bend in to you.
Does the same thing happen in the womens changing rooms? I haven't been in them since I was young.

xoxyx

Nah. We're usually too busy rubbing oil onto our naked bodies and doing stretches to be flashing each other.

TeddyTedson

xoxyx wrote: »

Nah. We're usually too busy rubbing oil onto our naked bodies and doing stretches to be flashing each other.

To be honest that's all I want to do in the mens but these old blokes have other ideas.

Raditub

lol....should put one of those guys infront of every town! Welcoming people! :P

minidazzler

I'm using my mams ipad, I can't read this thread, can anyone get me a version I can see? :P

Doctor Jimbob

minidazzler wrote: »

I'm using my mams ipad, I can't read this thread, can anyone get me a version I can see? :P

Ohhh look at you with your fancy ipad.

minidazzler

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Ohhh look at you with your fancy ipad.

It's my mams, though I did buy it for her, I don't own anything more advanced than a second generation itouch and an Xbox 360.

44leto

It's sexism alive and well, how come you never get female flashers:(

But seriously I haven't heard about this in years, I kind of thought it was something that went away with web cams and the internet. I wonder what the kink is, it just seems something so stupid to take a risk with, it is a sexual offense and if caught the chap could wind up on the sexual offenders register.

Ghandee

I've had a very successful career flashing my genitals at random folk on the streets/parks and public transport of Ireland for many years.

I was considering retiring in September before the cold weather really kicked in, but after much careful consideration have decided to stick it out for another year.

mfceiling

I flashed 2 oul wans yesterday in the park.

One of them had a stroke.....the other couldn't reach






And I'm out of here.....*waves*

Mickey Dazzler

you should have gone down on him. That would have taught him a lesson he wouldn't forget.

6th

Two weeks ago a guy side skipped across Dame st in from of my bike with a can in his hand and his ass out (I only saw from the back). He had ginger hair all over his ass.

rainbowdrop

6th wrote: »

Two weeks ago a guy side skipped across Dame st in from of my bike with a can in his hand and his ass out (I only saw from the back). He had ginger hair all over his ass.

I have a fetish for ginger ass hair. You didn't happen to get a pic you could PM me did ya?

:pac:

cocoshovel

I absolutely hate adobe flash...I do like the animations people make with it though.