Take Me Out party trick

shangri la

if you have seen the show on tv3 you will know the lad has to show a talent/party trick for 30 seconds.

What would yours be?*



*you go to jail if you whip it out and more than likely no lights remaining.

The King of Moo

I'd demonstrate my amazing ability to erase my memory of being on Take Me Out and having to put up the judgement of some poor representatives of Irish women.

Eric Cartman

take out your wallet and burn a 50 note, say theres plenty more where that came from.

youd have half them begging to turn their lights back on

John Doe1

Id give a brief lecture on the suffragete movement

Rhyme

I'd take myself out.

Bang.

Jesus Wept

Helicopter my lad.

AngryBollix

Assassinate everyone on the studio

AngryBollix

Eric Cartman wrote: »

take out your wallet and burn a 50 note, say theres plenty more where that came from.

youd have half them begging to turn their lights back on

Could you imagine the amount of ragin' wide ons you'd have in that studio?

OldmanMondeo

Probably whip it out and head off to jail...

aaronjumper

I'd kick their ass in Halo like only a real man can.

Jimmy Iovine

Whistle 'Nessun Dorma'. The beures would be hanging off me by the end.

John Doe1

AngryBollix wrote: »

Assassinate everyone on the studio

you live up to your name:p

Chuck Stone

I'd stick my hand down my pants where I'd have stashed an tub of extra chunky peanut butter and scoop out a lump and smear it on my face and then run at all the girls asking for a kiss.

Chicks love that shit.

face1990

Ask TV3 why they insist on making their own versions of the worst **** ITV makes.

TeddyTedson

I'd give myself head and tell them to go **** themselves

LETHAL LADY

Garotte Ray Foley with cat gut well twould impress me.

senorwipesalot

Douse youself in petrol and light up.
Chicks love a crispy mickey.

Shryke

I'd pull an octopus out of my pants and recite Shakespeare. After this I'd poorly demonstrate the physics of a boomerang and then I'd just go try and shift the least disgusted looking woman in front of me.

That or have some regard for myself and not go near the show.

AngryBollix

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'd give myself head and tell them to go **** themselves

Isnt that what they were doing before they went on the show

Liam Byrne

Point out that by turning guys down that yes, they will get to be on TV for another half-hour to further their "celeb" status and modelling career, but that if they're that fame-hungry and that much of a sell-out we wouldn't have gotten anyway.....

......women appreciate honesty and reverse psychology works, right ?

Either that or take one look at all 15 of them, pass a suitably snotty remark, comment on the need for equality and then run up to the TV studio's fuse box and switch off the spotlight that was on me :-)

Sindri

I'd demonstrate my inability to control the inferno effects of napalm.

Laika1986

The same party trick i always use

PeteEd

face1990 wrote: »

Ask TV3 why they insist on making their own versions of the worst **** ITV makes.

and then manage to make it ten times sh1ter

WoollyRedHat

Punching Ray Foley in the face










only joking ray, just stick to the day job[

Temptamperu

I can make me ears move so I would make them dance.

Everyone has the ability but because you dont try you never develop the muscle.

StupidLikeAFox

Cant understand how people get so worked up about this show......

Not sure what my party trick would be but, Im able to stick a spoon up my nose but not sure if that would be appropriate

treborflynn

Id wake up with a lump a square in a cheese house and start pickin spuds and turnips down clonown cause me and the BOYS are off the drink till paddys day at which till im gonna get mesel a durty slapper up the town anyway when shes scuttered drunk. caw caw man. any chance??

shangri la

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'd give myself head and tell them to go **** themselves

there were rumours many years back Prince had a rib removed to do that.

6th

I'd lick my own eyebrow ....

TeddyTedson

shangri la wrote: »

there were rumours many years back Prince had a rib removed to do that.

My dog likes to do it, so I often have to give it a good kick in the head