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Two Paddys

Senna · 2012-02-25 00:49:24

Two Paddys were having a drink in the pub when they noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing. Paddy got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big farmer hands and said, "Can ya swallow?" She shook her head 'no.' "Can ya breathe?" Again she shakes her head 'no.' Paddy grabs her around…

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25-02-2012 1:49am

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Senna

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Two Paddys were having a drink in the pub when they noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing.

Paddy got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big farmer hands and said, "Can ya swallow?" She shook her head 'no.' "Can ya breathe?" Again she shakes her head 'no.'

Paddy grabs her around the waist, turns her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties and licks her right on the bum cheek! Of course the young woman was so shocked that she coughed causing the food to dislodge.
Paddy pulls up her panties, pulls down her skirt, turns her right side up, shakes her hand and returns to his seat.

The other paddy is sitting there stunned. "Jesus I've never seen anything like that in my whole life!" he says to his heroic drinking buddy. Paddy replies, "Yip, that Hind Lick maneuver works every time!"

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